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    The Seven Ages of Man
    The Seven Ages of Man
    The Seven Ages of Man
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    The Seven Ages of Man

    By Ralph Bergengren

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    "The Seven Ages of Man" by Ralph Bergengren is a collection of famous essays about the several stages of a man's existence, from childhood to old age. "Baby, Baby" is one of the early phases of life, which is followed by "On Meeting the Beloved", "This is a Father", "On Being a Landlord", "Old Flied and Old Men", and "The Olde, Olde, Very Olde Man".
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherGood Press
    Release dateMay 18, 2021
    ISBN4064066186272
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      The Seven Ages of Man - Ralph Bergengren

      Ralph Bergengren

      The Seven Ages of Man

      Published by Good Press, 2021

      [email protected]

      EAN 4064066186272

      Table of Contents

      I BABY, BABY

      II TO BE A BOY

      III ON MEETING THE BELOVED

      IV THIS IS A FATHER

      V ON BEING A LANDLORD

      VI OLD FLIES AND OLD MEN

      VII THE OLDE, OLDE, VERY OLDE MAN

      I

      BABY, BABY

      Table of Contents

      In meeting a baby, one should behave as much as possible like a baby one’s self. We cannot, of course, diminish our size, or exchange our customary garments for baby-clothes; neither can we arrive in a perambulator, and be conveyed in the arms, either of a parent or a nursemaid, into the presence of the baby whom we are to meet. The best we can do is to hang, as it were on the hatrack, our preconceived ideas of what manner of behavior entertains a baby, as cooing, grimacing, tickling, and the like, and model our deportment on the dignified but friendly reticence that one baby evinces in meeting another.—

      Baby: his Friends and Foes.

      OF the many questions that Mr. Boswell, at one time and another, asked his friend, Dr. Johnson, I can hardly recall another more searching than one that he himself describes as whimsical.

      I know not how so whimsical a thought came into my head, says Boswell, "but I asked, ‘If, sir, you were shut up in a castle, and a new-born child with you, what would you do?’

      "

      Johnson

      : Why, sir, I should not much like my company.

      "

      Boswell

      : But would you take the trouble of rearing it?

      "He seemed, as may be supposed, unwilling to pursue the subject: but, upon my persevering in my question, replied, ‘Why, yes, sir, I would; but I must have all conveniences. If I had no garden, I would make a shed on the roof, and take it there for fresh air. I should feed it, and wash it much, and with warm water, to please it, not with cold water, to give it pain.’

      "

      Boswell

      : But, sir, does not heat relax?

      "

      Johnson

      : Sir, you are not to imagine the water is to be very hot. I would not coddle the child."

      It appears, too, that the Doctor had given some thought to the subject, although never expecting to be a mother himself: his immediate insistence upon fresh air promises well for the infant, and the frequency with which he proposes to wash his little companion indicates that, so long as the water-supply of the castle lasted, he would have done his part. A cow in the castle seems to have been taken for granted; but, in 1769, even Dr. Johnson would have known little or nothing about formulas, nor would it have occurred to him to make a pasteurizing apparatus, as so many parents do nowadays, out of a large tin pail and a pie-plate. Here the baby would have had to take his eighteenth-century chance. And I wish, too, that he might have had a copy of The Baby’s Physical Culture Guide, that modern compendium of twenty-four exercises, by which a reasonably strongarmed mother may strengthen and develop the infant’s tiny muscles; for I like to think of Dr. Johnson exercising his innocent companion in his shed on the roof. Sir, he says, I do not much like my employment; but here we are, and we’ll have to make the best of it.

      Such an experience, no doubt, would have been good for Dr. Johnson, and good for the baby (if it survived). That into which his little mind is to develop, says The Baby’s Physical Culture Guide, is plastic—like a wax record, ready to retain such impressions as are made upon it; and on this wax some, at least, of the impressions left by Dr. Johnson must have been valuable. But on the real mystery of babyhood—the insoluble enigma that the Guide can only in small measure dispose of by comparing the rearing of an infant with the home-manufacture of a record for the gramaphone—the experience would have thrown no light.

      The Doctor, I dare say, would have written a paper on the feeding and washing of infants, and later dictionaries of familiar quotation might perhaps have been enriched by the phrase,"‘The baby is grandfather to the man.’—

      Johnson

      ." But of this grandfather the man has no memory. His babyhood is a past concerning which he is

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