I Was On That Train
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Jeffrey Brett
In an unforgettable era crossing the divide of music and fashion, my growing years traversed the 50's through to the 70's. During that period I experienced and witnessed many changes. These memories have stayed with me and appear in the background of many of my novels. As the years have been pencilled out on the calendars and decades have been immortalised in history, I have moved on in my personal life and having left my professionally life behind I now find myself with time to write the fiction that has long been inside, waiting for the moment when I could put pen to paper. I don't have a bucket list because I have done most of the things that I ever wanted to achieve, but with a family now who I love and adore my one wish is to leave a legacy, something by which they can pick up a book that I wrote, read the content and associate me with that title. Writing is easy, you add words to a page, but finding the right formula is a whole lot harder. To keep readers interested, you yourself have to like what you read. I have no particular genre, but write for the very young, teenage market and the discerning mature reader, believing that there is something between the covers for everyone! .
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I Was On That Train
Jeffrey Brett
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Dedication
For
Emily, Dawn and Jenny
For their interminable belief, support and encouragement.
Thank you
Love always.
The Perfect Murder
The Hackney coach driver was keen to arrive at the station entrance as he manoeuvred his vehicle in between other cabs that had already secured a parking spot. The historic facade of Victoria Station, London, was a welcome sight as he turned around to let his passengers know that they’d arrived. But what was he talking about passengers? He’d only picked up a single fare. It had been to say the least a rather unusual journey. A man, a gentleman so it would appear by his dress had hailed his cab outside the Grand Mansions, in Bayswater Road. A well-travelled man too going by the number of different station labels that adorned his large suitcase, his only item of luggage.
The journey had started out normally, as it always did, a little idle chit-chat that was the normal repertoire of a London cabbie, but somewhere into the short journey a third voice, a voice of scholarly distinction had joined in the conversation. That’s when the driver despite checking his rear-view mirror and seeing only the man sitting alone in the back seat had decided to shut the interconnecting window mumbling something about needing to concentrate on his driving. Despite his humming to himself the voices had continued to haunt him from the back seat. As the man paid the fare and summoned the assistance of a porter for the suitcase, he looked back and thanked the driver. The taxi driver tutted to himself, he’d had a right nutter here, despite having the appearance of a toff. He pocketed the money and turned away from his parking bay, not even waiting to see if a return fare was waiting. He needed to be away from the man in case he changed his mind.
At the ticket office the trainee clerk raised an eyebrow when the gentleman asked for a single ticket to Brighton and a mysterious second voice interjected with ‘Don’t tell them I’m going too!’
The clerk raised himself higher on his stool to get a better view, but all he saw was the lone passenger and despite hearing a second voice he was definitely alone.
Doubt however still invited the question ‘Are you travelling with a young child?’
‘Oh no, sir, I assure you that I require just the one ticket, thank you!’ replied the passenger.
The young clerk wasn’t sure, but as the man picked up his suitcase and proceeded across to the platform barrier he heard the voice again. ‘Steady on, Lord Fortney.’
He stood up again and looked around the station concourse not wanting to appear bewildered, but all he saw were other commuters going about their business. None appeared to be paying any attention to the smartly dressed gentleman as he arrived at the barrier. He must have been mistaken. It certainly was going to be a long shift and to make matters worse he spied the stationmaster looking enquiringly his way.
The guard clipped the ticket and bade the gentleman a good journey.
‘The Brighton train leaves in ten minutes, sir, the station clock is accurate to the second. Plenty of time to kill. You find yourself a good seat now and there’s a restaurant car near the back of the train once the train leaves Victoria.’
Heading down the platform a short distance behind the gentleman was a lady also from the Knightsbridge area, accompanied by her chauffeur. She berated the poor man as he struggled with her many bags.
‘Do come along, Watkins, I could have done the porterage better had I arranged it myself!’
It was just as well that she was walking forwards as she missed Watkins’ reply. He thought of her young niece Beatrice down in Brighton, questioning the girl’s sanity as to why the girl had invited her aunt to stay.
Pulling open the coach door to the carriage compartment the gentleman turned and saw the lady approaching. He politely offered her the compartment, but she refused his invitation on the grounds one never knew what intentions a man travelling alone could have, regardless of his appearance. Despite the rebuke the gentleman smiled anyway and nodded at Watkins. He entered the carriage dragging his suitcase behind him. He heard the lady tell her chauffeur that the next compartment appeared suitable to her taste.
A voice piped up, ‘Cor, she’s a rum ’un for sure!’
The gentleman agreed, taking his seat as he chuckled.
‘Kindly ask the porter to have a reserved notice placed on the door, Watkins, it will prevent other miscreants from travelling with me.’
The beleaguered chauffeur refused to let the remark get the better of him. He looked at the porter who was nearby and instead raised his eyebrows, of course out of sight of his mistress. Quite often as was the case in hand, ignorance was best left to the unenlightened.
Watkins turned and walked away muttering under his breath, ‘A whole bloody train full of people and she wants a compartment to herself, silly cow!’
‘I heard that, Watkins.’
But the piercing whistle from the guard’s carriage threw a shield of protection around the chauffeur as a gloved hand raised the door window into the closed position and promptly on 9.32 a.m. the train departed from Victoria.
Suddenly a voice boomed down the platform as Watkins was only feet away from the barrier.
‘And don’t forget, Watkins, to walk and feed the dog!’
The platform porters and barrier guard all laughed at the poor chauffeur.
‘She’s a right battleaxe you got there, mate!’ one said.
Watkins nodded as a plume of steam wafted down from the roof of the train coaches and engulfed his mistress. It seemed the whole station erupted into laughter as the guard closed his carriage door with a wink of his eye. Watkins could be heard chuckling the loudest.
‘So, Henry junior, do you fancy a tipple, old chap?’
‘Have I ever refused, m’lord?’
The coach walls were not as thick as the designer had originally intended. The inference of a titled gentleman in the next compartment was overheard by the lady from Knightsbridge. She mused to herself that perhaps the journey was not destined to be as boring as she had initially thought. She wondered if she should introduce herself, but protocol dictated she’d best leave it a little while longer into the journey, it was never good to force yourself upon a man so soon.
Instead she placed her book down on the seat beside her and rested her head back to listen some more. There were distinct advantages of having the compartment to herself. As she cocked her ear to listen again, she surmised that the gentleman must have met somebody else on the train as there were definitely two persons in the compartment next door and the other voice certainly belonged to a younger person.
‘Thought you wouldn’t. This is going to be a messy business!’
‘Not too messy, I hope, Lord Fortney, you know I’m a little squeamish.’
The Knightsbridge lady thought hard, did she know of a Lord Fortney? Her mind scanned the catalogue of her social acquaintances, but alas for the present no memory or image was forthcoming.
‘Of course it all depends on whether Mother is home or not today,’ continued Lord Fortney.
The younger man replied, contemplating his reply as he spoke. ‘Umm, Tuesday is bridge night, Wednesday is the dogs and Thursday is her night off, that is unless Maud wins at bingo then it’s down to the Duck and Dog. You know how the old girl likes to celebrate a win.’
‘No, I heard Mother say the other evening that Maud’s run of luck had apparently deserted her this week, so she should be home this evening.’
The Knightsbridge lady put a gloved hand to her mouth in astonishment. She could not believe what she was hearing, a titled man with a mother who frequented drinking establishments and gambling dens. Dashed rotten luck she thought and wasn’t bridge on a Sunday traditionally!
‘So who’s going to do it?’ the young man asked.
‘We’ll toss for it. Do you have a coin?’
There was a moment’s lull in the conversation. With her ear still cocked she guessed that the coin had been flipped and the decision had been made.
‘Unfortunately, old chap, it appears that you lost the toss so the deed is down to you!’
‘What time do you think would be best?’
The lady couldn’t believe the coolness of the young man. She apprehensively realised that this was probably not his first time. She was glad that she had not gone next door and introduced herself to the two men. She’d heard at the ladies’ bridge club that unmentionable things happen to ladies on trains.
‘Oh, definitely when she’s asleep.’
‘Too messy. Means you’ve got to dispose of the bedding as well as the body and she’s heavy so it’d mean lugging her across the landing and down the stairs to the cellar.’
‘Umm, I didn’t consider that. Yes, the old girl has broadened her hips lately, too much port I suppose!’ exclaimed Lord Fortney.
The Knightsbridge lady was aghast with shock. The plot being hatched in the next carriage was ghastly, where was Watkins when she needed him?
‘Look, I’ve drawn a plan of the apartment, so we can choose where best to do it.’
‘Why a plan? We lived there once, remember.’
‘It’s only because the old girl keeps changing things around all the time. It’s an age thing, annoying and unpredictable. There’s probably not enough to keep her occupied during the day so she moves the furniture about. She once told me that she does it to confuse the parrot.’
‘Oh, I’m sorry, old chap, no offence intended.’
‘None taken,’ replied the younger man.
‘I’d completely forgotten about the parrot!’
‘So, of what consequence is the parrot?’
‘Well the parrot will spill the beans should Scotland Yard turn up to investigate.’
‘Do you know you’re right? OK, the parrot goes too.’
The Knightsbridge lady pulled down the window to allow the fresh air into her compartment. The air in her compartment had become thick with apprehension and dread. She was concerned that she might pass out.
‘Right then, we do it in the kitchen tonight.’
‘Can’t, the parrot stays in the parlour, and what’s with this we? I thought you lost the toss!’
‘Well, I can’t do the two of them at the same time, can I? If I do the old lady first the parrot will squeal and if I do the parrot before her, they’ll both squeal.’
The lady from Knightsbridge inhaled a large intake of fresh oxygen, the plot had now turned to a double murder. She fought hard the feeling to faint, but she needed also to stay alert to hear the outcome of their conversation.
‘OK then, I’ll do the parrot and you do the old lady. Is it agreed?’
‘That’s settled then. How do we do it?’
‘A knife’s too messy, a gun’s too noisy. How about we drug them?’
‘What effect do you think the old lady’s sleeping draught would have on the parrot? He might have a natural resistance to human medicine.’
‘How should I know?’ asked the young man.
‘I thought Dr Doolittle was a friend of yours?’
‘Don’t be impertinent. I’ve only ever seen him backstage that once. I thought you had too?’
‘Me? No. I was probably too busy looking about for your false leg.’
‘Oh, my goodness,’ gasped the Knightsbridge lady. ‘One of them is a cripple!’
‘Alright we forget the overdose of sleeping draught. Pity though because we could have implicated the doctor. How about a rope instead?’
‘Do we have one?’
‘We don’t in the mansion apartment, but I’m sure Larry the doorman has one in his basement garage.’
‘No. I couldn’t use the rope. If we got caught the thought of swinging at the end of one would be too frightful to comprehend. It would seem like a premonition of things to come.’
‘Well, what then?’
A sudden air of desperation had crept into the conversation as the seconds ticked by and the Knightsbridge lady waited, listening and wondering. It seemed that the two men in the next compartment were skilled assassins. She thought about going for the guard, but they might hear her leave and then who knows what might happen! The thought of her leaving the train quite suddenly flashed through her mind. She shuddered and decided to stay put until they reached the next station.
The younger man suddenly piped up which made the lady jump.
‘I’ve got it, what about if we gas them both?’
‘Now that’s a good idea, it has some merit and leaves little evidence.’
‘Definitely professional killers,’ mused the lady.
‘We could visit this evening and whilst she puts away the tea tray, I could release the gas tap to the lounge fire. It might take a little while, but eventually both would be overcome by the fumes.’
‘What a grand idea. Not messy, definitely not noisy and will always be construed as accidental. The police like a neat, tidy investigation. The old girl’s getting on into her dotage, and it’s not uncommon for a lady of her age to be forgetful.’
‘You’d have to check the meter. To see that it had sufficient monetary credit,’ quoted the lord.
‘I said this would be costly.’
‘Small change compared with the money that we stand to inherit.’
In the next compartment the Knightsbridge lady couldn’t believe what she was hearing. She raised the perfumed handkerchief to her mouth as she let drop a cry of incredulity. How unscrupulous could these two wretches be? They cared nothing for their poor mother and here they were busy plotting her murder tonight and also that of the parrot, an innocent bystander.
The two men overheard the cry from the other side of the compartment wall. They looked at one another, the younger chuckled menacingly.
‘Of course,’ he quickly added, ‘if any other innocent bystanders get in the way, they might have to go too!’
The Knightsbridge lady bit down on her forefinger to stifle another cry. Goodness, now she too was in danger. She’d overheard their plot. She looked towards the compartment door waiting for one of them to enter. She wondered when she would be ungraciously thrown from the train, or failing that she’d probably be found dead in the lost property storeroom at Brighton Station. Oh, how undignified for her last moments alive.
She looked up at the emergency cord, but despite the danger that she was in, she resisted the urge to pull it, it would only mean they would get to her sooner. She was surprised to hear the conversation continue in the next compartment.
‘We’re settled then. Tonight just after eight, we do the deed and then leave by way of the fire escape.’
‘Sounds perfect, but what about going in, won’t Larry Perkins see us?’
‘Umm. So many things to contemplate. Perhaps old Larry might have to be one of those innocent bystanders too. The list is getting longer.’
The Knightsbridge lady looked at the fingers of her gloved hand. That meant there could now be four victims, including herself.
‘Goodness, the evening’s activities are becoming involved. How on earth do we dispose of Perkins?’
‘A bang to the back of the head. The area is always rife with vagabonds and villains, they’re sure to get the blame.’
‘Good thinking. Best we go straight to the club afterwards. Jenkins will give us a credible alibi as the hall clock never registers the right time and the old boy’s eyesight is questionable at the best of times.’
‘At last. The perfect murder. Shall we drink to our good fortune and that of our inheritance?’
‘Bottoms up.’
* * *
As the train pulled into the station at Brighton the Knightsbridge lady could not constrain herself another moment and her forefinger was now astonishingly quite sore. She rushed over to the open window and shouted at the nearest railway official.
‘Porter, get a policeman and be quick about it. It’s a matter of life or death.’
The porter turned and ran in the direction of the station foyer.
The other passengers alighting from the train together with those waiting to get on for the return journey all stood still, intrigued as to what all the commotion was about. As the gentleman made himself ready to depart the compartment he also wondered what was afoot. The lady in the next compartment had frantically asked for the police. He wondered what on earth could have happened to her. He loved trains and the journeys were always exciting, but today’s might be that extra bit special.
A constable accompanied by the porter came running down the platform weaving between the throng of onlookers. The policeman had his whistle to hand should he need extra assistance.
‘There,’ pointed the Knightsbridge lady, ‘there in the next compartment are two men. They’ve been planning the murder of their poor defenceless mother, the parrot and the doorman. Arrest them, officer. They might even murder me as I overheard the whole thing.’
The crowd on the platform laughed at the sight of the lady hanging out of the coach window, her large bosom making the circumstances more comical. One or two of the locals even thought it was a staged put-on by the Brighton South Eastern Railway Amateur Dramatic Society. The constable came to a halt between the two compartments of the coach.
‘Are you quite sure, madam?’ he enquired.
‘Don’t be impertinent, young man, otherwise I will speak to your superiors!’
The constable reluctantly stepped forward and opened the door to the compartment. He was immediately confronted by just the one male passenger, the gentleman. The policeman asked him to step down onto the platform. The man obliged and did as he was asked.
‘I’m sorry to trouble you, sir, but the lady accuses you and your accomplice of plotting a murder on the journey from London to Brighton. How would you account for this accusation?’
The gentleman to the astonishment of the constable, the Knightsbridge lady, the porter and the other passengers, chuckled to himself, before explaining. ‘The lady’s right, Constable, but if you permit me to explain, I’m sure all with be revealed.’
He stepped up into the carriage compartment and retrieved something from the carriage seat, then stepping back down onto the platform again with his right foot propped up on the carriage step he produced something that had the crowd in fits of laughter. Perched on the man’s right knee was a fully clothed dummy of a young man.
Supporting the dummy from behind, he explained. ‘Constable, my good lady, and the ladies and gentlemen of Brighton, let me introduce ourselves. I am Lord Archibald Fortney and this is-’ But before he could give the dummy’s name, to the delight of the crowd the dummy swivelled his head to look at the ventriloquist. ‘And I’m Henry junior.’
Spontaneously the crowd roared with laughter and even the constable smirked, much to the annoyance of the lady. She looked across at the dummy in disgust. This amused the crowd all the more.
Lord Fortney explained to the constable that they had been rehearsing for a stage production that was going to be shown at the Brighton theatre that evening. The show, a comedy, included a murder scene in which Henry junior and Lord Fortney were appearing.
As the Knightsbridge lady stepped down from her compartment and onto the platform she looked at the gentleman and his dummy standing beside the constable and porter. ‘What ridiculous goings-on and on a train at that? They should be arrested for disturbing the peace at least.’
With that she turned to leave wearing a look of disgust, but Lord Fortney called after her. ‘Dear madam, we meant not to alarm you, please accept our apologies.’
But the lady was hearing none of the man’s lame apology.
‘I distinctly heard one of you exclaim on the train that I was a possible innocent bystander and that I would suffer a fate similar to that of your mother.’ She held her hand up as the constable stepped forward to interject. ‘And to make matters decisively worse you’re not even a titled gentleman!’
Lord Fortney looked at the constable. ‘I’m afraid Henry junior does tend to get carried away when he’s rehearsing, officer.’
The constable chuckled.
Lord Fortney looked at the Knightsbridge lady. ‘I use the title only as my stage name, ordinarily I’m just plain old Archibald Fortney.’ He then delved into the lining of his coat pocket and produced two tickets. ‘Would you do me the honour of accepting these tickets for tonight’s show by way of an apology?’
Just then a voice appeared beside the Knightsbridge lady. ‘Oh, how wonderful, Aunt Agatha, now we’ve something special to do this evening. We accept your kind invitation, sir.’
Before her aunt had time to refuse, Beatrice had taken charge of the tickets, thanked Lord Fortney and Henry junior. Beatrice thanked the policeman for his help then guided her aunt away from the platform before she got herself arrested, knowing how cantankerous her aunt could be in such situations.
But the Knightsbridge lady looked back determined to have the last word. She scoffed, ‘To think I was threatened by a dummy. This show had better be damn good tonight, young man,’ she exclaimed looking at Henry junior, ‘as I already know the plot, who done it and who gets murdered!’ With that she turned escorted by her niece and together they walked through the crowd.
Henry junior waited for the lady to turn into the foyer before he turned himself and looked at Lord Fortney. ‘I knew we should have thrown her off the train!’
The Flower from Jersey
Heading towards the railway station down by the river I took one last affectionate look back at the place that had been my lodgings. I would miss it and hoped that one day I would return, but in what circumstances at the present I couldn’t tell. It took about twenty minutes to walk through the hustle and bustle of the thoroughfares down to the riverside area in Norwich. I had always admired the grandeur of the fine stone buildings, castle and cathedrals that adorned this fine city. Of recent with the prospect of lower rents and rates the East Anglian province had seen an increase in commercial enterprise. Traders, bankers, farmers and landowners had prospered well, but pleasingly the age-old customs and traditions of this chunk of land that sticks out eastward of the British Isles never seemed to get swallowed up by the changes. It could take a good twenty years or more afore you’re accepted as a local and folk hereabouts just don’t like change. I would miss Norfolk.
They say that there’s a pub for every church and a church for every pub, and believe me I reckon whoever had the onerous task of traipsing the streets to find out and document them all, made sure that they enjoyed every minute. As for me, well I can say that I’ve sampled many an ale in most of the public houses in the city and mighty fine establishments they are. At twenty-three years of age I still had the world at my feet as I was soon to discover.
As I approached the bridged corner of Prince of Wales Road I became aware of a line of ducks sweeping upriver from the Cow Tower over the Bishopgate Bridge heading my way. There was always something occurring that distracted me from my thoughts, but I would never complain as the distractions of this county had always fascinated me, even as a boy. I watched the ducks land safely aside the Nelson Hotel then crossed the junction towards the station.
For me personally Norwich had proved to be a grand place of different values, cultures and great opportunity. At the tender age of fifteen, in the year of Our Lord 1869, I had been fortunate to secure a junior role with the Theatre Royal in the prestigious capacity of stagehand. A position that had sapped all of my energies, but spending each day and every evening backstage was a magnificent apprenticeship for the career that I really wanted.
My luck changed the night that Charles Blondin appeared at the theatre. He performed before a packed house, tightrope walking from one side of the stage to the other. From the wings I watched in admiration of his skill. I had seen many plays and satirical shows, but this one man captivated the audience with his mystical presence. Mr Belton the theatre owner stepped up beside me as I had ready the curtain rope and asked if I was enjoying the show. I possibly answered too enthusiastically and should have held my emotions better in check, but I had genuinely never seen anything so breathtaking. Mr Belton told me that Charles Blondin had actually tightroped his way across the vast chasm of the Niagara Falls, wherever that was, but I imagined it to be wider than the estuary at Great Yarmouth, so it was huge. I let the rope slip through my fingers as Charles Blondin took a bow then passed by me heading towards the changing room.
* * *
I joined the small queue at the ticket office asking the clerk for a single fare ticket.
‘You’ll be off to London then, young sir?’ he enquired, more inquisitively than a direct question. ‘Folk here say the pavements are all paved with gold.’ He handed me my ticket, as the people behind stilted their conversation and craned forward to listen. He then offered some advice, which I believed was for the benefit of the other passengers rather than me. It made