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    Laugh-Out-Loud Spooky Jokes for Kids
    Laugh-Out-Loud Spooky Jokes for Kids
    Laugh-Out-Loud Spooky Jokes for Kids
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    Laugh-Out-Loud Spooky Jokes for Kids

    By Rob Elliott

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    From the #1 bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids comes a Halloween-themed joke collection with hundreds of spooky knee-slappers to make you cackle about monsters, mayhem, and more. A great activity book for kids 5 to 10, including anyone looking for a boredom buster when home from school.

    Rob Elliott’s bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 5 million copies!

    Rob Elliott’s irresistible comedic genius returns to make your little ghosts and goblins laugh with nonstop puns, jokes, and other absurdities about everything that goes bump in the night. This refreshing classic is a perfect fit for the entire family to enjoy together!

    Q. How does a monster like his coffee? A. With scream and sugar!

    If you're looking for funny books for kids, what could be better than one of Rob Elliott’s beloved joke books? These must-have knee-slappers will have the entire family in stitches, with knock-knock jokes, puns, and riddles for every occasion. Perfect for young comedians, class clowns, and jokesters of all ages!

    Rob Elliott is a trusted resource for funny jokes that are hugely popular with elementary aged kids. As Brightly noted in a recommendation, his books have "knock-knock jokes, old classics, and even a few that you probably haven’t heard yet, which is a kindness for parents everywhere."

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins
    Release dateJul 26, 2016
    ISBN9780062497895
    Laugh-Out-Loud Spooky Jokes for Kids
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    Rob Elliott

    Rob Elliott is the bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Spooky Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Christmas Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Holiday Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Doodles for Kids, and Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids. His popular joke books have sold more than 6 million copies. Rob has been a publishing professional for more than twenty years. He lives in West Michigan, where in his spare time he enjoys laughing out loud with his wife and five children. You can visit him at laughoutloudjokesforkids.com.

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      Laugh-Out-Loud Spooky Jokes for Kids - Rob Elliott

      Begin Reading

      Q: What kind of music do mummies like to listen to?

      A: Wrap music

      Q: Why did Dracula go to the doctor?

      A: Because he couldn’t stop coffin.

      Q: Why do ghosts make horrible fans?

      A: Because they’re always booing!

      Q: What monster is the best at hide-and-seek?

      A: A where-wolf

      Q: Who is the smartest monster of all?

      A: Frank-Einstein

      Q: Why did the ghost need a tissue?

      A: Because he had a lot of boo-gers.

      Q: What kind of bug will never die?

      A: A zom-bee

      Q: Who was the most famous painter of monsters?

      A: Vincent van Ghost

      Q: How can you tell when a mummy is stressed out?

      A: It gets unraveled.

      Q: What is a spider’s favorite workout?

      A: A spin class

      Q: Why can’t you ever tell a skeleton a secret?

      A: Because it just goes in one ear and out the other.

      Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

      A: He didn’t have the guts.

      Q: What’s a witch’s favorite subject?

      A: Spell-ing

      Q: What do you get when you mix a vampire and a baseball?

      A: A baseball bat

      Q: What kind of monster lives in a tissue?

      A: The boogey-man

      Q: What do you call a pretty ghost?

      A: Boo-tiful

      Q: What kind of dog does Dracula own?

      A: A bloodhound

      Q: What kind of bird is the spookiest?

      A: The scarecrow

      Q: What do you call a field full of eyeballs?

      A: An eye patch

      Q: What kind of eggs do monsters eat?

      A: Deviled eggs

      Q: What happened to the monster when he ate his vegetables and got lots of sleep?

      A: He grew-some.

      Q: What does a vampire eat for dinner?

      A: Mashed potatoes and grave-y

      Q: What does a skeleton wear for Halloween?

      A: A cos-tomb

      Q: What do you get when a monster goes to the bathroom?

      A: Cree-pee

      Q: Which monster is the heaviest?

      A: A skele-ton

      Q: What is a monster’s favorite dessert?

      A: Ice scream

      Q: What did

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