The Monster in the Cafeteria
I HATE 11:29.
That’s when breakfast has worn off.
My belly is empty like an ice-cream cone when the ice cream is licked out—a dry,
Spider's Mailbox
Dear Bill, What type of bug are you? What’s your favorite color? Will you please adopt Tix? He eats fish, candy corn, or dog food. He’s a cat, but he thinks he’s a dog! He doesn’t need a litter box unless you can convince him that those are what dogs