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    Tales from the Kebab Shop
    Tales from the Kebab Shop
    Tales from the Kebab Shop
    Ebook22 pages17 minutes

    Tales from the Kebab Shop

    By Ser Weasel, Jr

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    Sometimes... things cannot be explained. UFOs... are they real? Ghosts... where is the proof? This book will leave you with many unanswered questions, some even the best of us cannot fathom. Maybe that's all part of the enjoyment of it, the not knowing is the best part.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSer Weasel, Jr
    Release dateMay 7, 2015
    ISBN9781311622068
    Tales from the Kebab Shop
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    Ser Weasel, Jr

    I am a professional biographer. I have many stories to tell.

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      Tales from the Kebab Shop - Ser Weasel, Jr

      Tales from the Kebab Shop

      Chapter One

      "Riddle me this,

      Riddle me that,

      What wears Blue,

      And has a Lego Hat?"

      You could get a Cornetto outta dat. - Unknown date

      Mouse stuck in his own house. - Unknown date

      Hes got that look of, Did you just shit in my pants - 7 May 2014

      Got a long way to catch up to Olly’s Goats and Joes… got to get on with my work now.. - Unknown date

      You filthy little ketchup muncher – 14 May 2014

      I’m not getting involved in this stuff no more – 20th May 2014

      You can go home and count those Rolos – 23rd May

      Go and have a poke about it – 23rd May

      You call me a Kebab Swivler – 28th May

      You ever walked past a Squirrel and gone, I’ll have a bit of that – 28 May

      Don’t worry, I will Mario Kart on the Hump – 2nd June

      [Thought it would be darker – Paul] You on about your poo again Paul? – 10th June

      Have you ever been Double Battered Paul? – 20th June

      If you don’t dream, you don’t live… - 20th June

      The Boat’s been leaking [referring to a stain on Joe’s chair] – 7th July

      A dragon wraparound [referring to a reacharound from Paul] – 7th July

      You can Mazdabate

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