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    Let the Reader Beware
    Let the Reader Beware
    Let the Reader Beware
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    Let the Reader Beware

    By Jonathan Antony Strickland

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    What will you do when you read this?

    A short story involving the reader reading this story and finding themselves forced into making a horrible decision. This is done by the reader being given six possible endings to the story and having to choose one!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJonathan Antony Strickland
    Release dateApr 3, 2015
    ISBN9781311369468
    Let the Reader Beware
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    Jonathan Antony Strickland

    You really want me to reveal personal information here? O.K then... here's some stuff you might (or might not) like to know about me! Well for starters you can contact me on [email protected] My Hobbies: 1_Are you bored. Then do what I do. Take off all your clothes and paint your face and arse bright blue. Then run outside and shout abuse at passers-by... passes the time if nothing else! 2_Managed 18 keepy ups with ye old pigs bladder once....What's that you say? Not that impressive! Well... what I failed to tell you was that the pigs bladder that I did the 18 keepy ups with, was still inside the pig! 3_Not pissing on the evil that is Milthy Swinebuckle, if he were ever to catch fire 4_Scratching my arse! 5_Watching Milthy get his arse kicked by a three legged tortoise...HA !!! 6_Scratching my arse and..oh wait I've already said that! Ah, what the hell. It's a good one so I'll say it again. 7_???? **** ???? with **** then ?*?*! 8_Wondering what I'm doing during hobby seven? MY most prized possession: Hitler's missing left testicle (NOT FOR SALE). My most famous quotes: 1_A step in the right direction can still mean the death of an ant! 2_I look down on almost everybody...although come to think about it, it's probably because I do climb a lot of trees! 3_You know that poem "if", what a load of crap. Kipling got it all wrong. What he should have said was "If you can portray the ideas you get to a sober man (no matter how shite though's ideas may be), and keep a straight face. Then you'll be a man MA SON! 4_HMMMMMM........I think I'll eat my socks! 5_MMMMM.......cheese and onion flavour .........NNNNIIIICCCCEEE!!!! 6_Ignore the above quote's and instead just read and live your life by number 7. 7 As far as I'm concerned you should not judge a fellow person on their looks, sex, race or beliefs. There are only two types of people: 1_Everyday ordinary people who just want to get on with their lives and not bother anybody else...2_The preachers, the arseholes and the gobshites, who want to tell you what to do, what you should be doing and how you should be doing it. My favourite words:...knickers, bra's, boobs, bums, knockers, shit, shite, bollicks, twat, boobs (such a good word it needed to be said twice), gussets, stains, ugabalooga, randy, stodgeflaps, fgkgkujhghrewh, and TURD!!! That's TURD... Got it? No? Then I'll say it again, jus...

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      Let the Reader Beware

      By: Jonathan Antony Strickland

      I have a question for you. What would you do if the fate of all humanity rested in your hands?

      However, no matter how much you or anyone else was to look at the problem, experiment and try to deduce an answer to the inevitability of the forthcoming extinction, no matter how many of the greatest human brains tried to solve this awful conundrum, no solution could be found or even thought possible. Well, that’s precisely how you find yourself right now. As you read this, you'll probably think that you’re just about to sit down and read a short (hopefully enjoyable) piece of fiction. And as I witter on you will also no doubt suspect that I am merely writing words to build up plot and suspense for you the reader.

      The simple fact is this, whether you believe it or

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