Contrariwise: A Tale of Twins
By LM Foster
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When they were little girls, Madeline and Mary shared everything. Clothes, toys, games. As young women, they discovered something else they could share, more fun than clothes or toys: men. And theirs was a harmless game, until one of them decided she didn’t want to share with her sister . . .
LM Foster
LM Foster was born and raised in Cincinnati, Ohio. She discovered what a mistake this was at the tender age of nineteen and relocated to Riverside, California. Notwithstanding a penchant for collecting strays and young men, she has managed to get her novels to market. Please send questions or comments, praise or outrage to [email protected].
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Contrariwise - LM Foster
Contrariwise
A Tale
of Twins
Copyright 2014 LM Foster
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are products of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, organizations, or persons, either living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
9th Street Press
www.9thstreetpress.com
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I know what you're thinking about, said Tweedledum:
but it isn't so, nohow."
Contrariwise,
continued Tweedledee, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.
– Through the Looking Glass – Lewis Carroll
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
MARY
MADELINE
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JANUARY
MARY
When my sister Madeline and I were twelve years old, my parents went through a messy divorce. When I say messy, I don’t mean that there were domestic scenes and cops, lawyerly coups d’état, or anything else that might seem to scar my sister and me in later life. But the separation of twins cannot help but leave some marks. Twins belong together.
Madeline and I are what they call mirror twins – she’s left-handed and I’m right-handed. They say the lefty is always the evil twin. But that remains to be seen, as I tend to be a little evil myself.
Anyway, back to Mom and Dad’s divorce. They had been married for fifteen years when the axe fell, and I can’t imagine what that must be like. Maddie and I are almost twenty-six now, and a fifteen month relationship is a year more than either of us have ever lasted. By the time Mom and Dad were our age, we were already a year old – I can’t imagine having a little baby right now any more than I can imagine fifteen years with the same person, so . . . I dunno.
Dad was bored, I guess. He hooked up with a fresher version of Mom, a little younger, a lot dumber. Maybe it was one of those mid-life crisis things – do men have mid-life crises in their mid-thirties? I dunno. All I know is that he had moved on to greener pastures by the time he was thirty-seven.
Dad would’ve stayed married to Mom. You know how men are; they’re never anxious to change the status quo. He liked the big house we lived in, the luxuries that two established incomes provided. His little-on-the-side, Erica – she didn’t care. She was ten years younger than Dad, and probably had a little-on-the-side of her own.
But Mom was betrayed and devastated, unforgiving and sure. Dad’s indiscretion was the last straw. Maddie and I were not aware that there had been other straws, but apparently there had been, or perhaps infidelity was the one unforgivable sin to Mom. Regardless, she wanted a divorce, and Dad, caught red-handed, did not fight it. He just shrugged, signed the papers, and looked forward to the next stage of his life, one that didn’t involve monogamy.
Dad was never one of those men that needed a woman to take care of him, anyway. He knew how to feed himself, knew how to keep the house clean, pay the bills on time. Dad loves women, don’t get me wrong – he just never needed one to take care of him. So I think he relished the new freedoms more than anyone would have guessed.
Mom, on the other hand, was done. She’d never shared old-boyfriend stories with us – I dunno, is that something moms do? So I don’t know if Dad was her first and only – maybe he was. Maybe that’s why she took his stepping out on her so hard, with so little sense of humor. But as far as I know, she hasn’t had a boyfriend in all of the years that she’s been divorced.
Maybe I’m the only one that thought their divorce was messy. There wasn’t any discussion on who would go with whom. No one asked us if we wanted to stay together – that always struck me as shoddy, breaking up the set, a sure sign of failure. It was like Dad’s winding up with not a single plate or bowl that matched. Everything just got thrown into a box when we moved out, helter-skelter, pell-mell. Messy. For the first year or so, everything about Dad just screamed divorcee. He was so obviously the loser in the fight. We moved into a tiny apartment; we were broke while he bought furniture and household goods to re-establish himself as an individual; the dishes didn’t match.
There was no reason that Mom couldn’t have kept both of us, except that I think somewhere in there, there was the idea of a burden. It would be unfair, a burden, for Mom to raise us all by herself. It would be unfair for Dad to not get to watch at least one of his little girls grow up, and it would certainly be unfair for him to get off scot-free in the burden department – why should Dad get to be all on his own again, footloose and fancy free, while Mom was saddled with two kids?
There was no discussion about who would go with whom, either, because I had always been daddy’s girl, whereas Maddie had always taken more to Mom. If there had only been one of us, we would have no doubt experienced that glory that only children encompass – the unshakable love of both parents. But I guess when you have two at the same time, and there are two diapers to change and two bottles to warm, one parent just picks a favorite, and gravitates toward that one. I was Dad’s favorite, so when the divorce happened, I moved out with Dad, and Maddie stayed in the big house with Mom. There was no discussion.
It wasn’t like we were moving across the world apart from each other, anyway. Just across town. We wouldn’t go to the same school anymore, but that was okay. I went to the fenced-in public school down the street from our tiny, crummy apartment, and Maddie continued on at the sleek little split-level middle school that I had once looked forward to attending, surrounded by a park and sitting on a grassy hill in our old neighborhood. It was all okay, though. No one would stare at us for being twins anymore; each September wouldn’t bring the same dumb questions from new peers; teachers would not comment on our similarities.
And the custody arrangements allowed us to see more than enough of each other anyway, allowed us to never get stale. Mom had us both one weekend, Dad had us both one weekend, then Mom and Dad switched off with the opposite twin. This all lasted until we were sixteen and old enough to drive. Maddie of course went to the rich kids’ high school, and I attended the more rough and tumble one closer to our apartment. By the time we were sixteen, our structured visitations slacked off a bit. By that time, we both had other things to do besides see our parents on the weekends.
MADELINE
The change that was the most noticeable in my life when Dad and Mary left was that the silliness was gone. They were always giggling and making jokes. Someone has to be the jokester, and someone has to laugh – Mom and I were always the audience. It wasn’t that Mom was stern or overly serious – she was just not funny or giggly like Dad and Mary. And I missed that for a while. Mom was what one might call stand-offish. She always considered herself to be a realist – if you suspect the worst about people, you’ll seldom be disappointed was more or less her philosophy on life.
But I guess Dad disappointed her – she’d never dreamt the worst about Dad, that he was a philanderer. I remember hearing my mom say that word to someone on the phone – We are getting divorced because Larry is a philanderer – and I remember having to go look it up. It was one of those words that you cannot even guess what it means by just its sound alone. I suppose, had we been religious, she would’ve used adulterer, instead.
At twelve years old, I of course didn’t understand the pain that cheating can cause, the actual physical sickness it can bring on, nor even at twelve could I understand the emotional damage. But even as I got older, it always seemed to me that it was not the physical betrayal or even the emotional havoc of promises broken that led Mom to divorce Dad. I always got the impression more of disgust than anything else. Mom didn’t cry in front of us, she didn’t scream at him. The attitude I always got from Mom about Dad’s infidelity was as if the much beloved and much pampered family dog had done his business, smelly and messy, in the middle of the living room rug, and then Mom had accidently stepped in it, perhaps barefoot. Mom didn’t blame the other woman – but Dad was apparently too unconcerned to know better than to shit where he ate, and that was just too disgusting for Mom. So he had to go.
And just so it didn’t seem that she was that upset about it, she let him take Mary with him. Mom wasn’t cruel or vindictive over Dad’s betrayal. She would never even attempt to punish him by not allowing him to see his daughters. Our custody trades were always cordial and pleasant – no screaming hostility, no hatred openly displayed in the driveway for the neighbors to witness. Just a matter-of-fact Hi, how ya doin’, here’s your other daughter, see ya on Sunday evening. Neat, orderly, efficient. Mom wouldn’t have had it any other way, and Dad just went along with the flow, as he always did.
I missed Mary terribly for the first few months, and Dad, too. The house just seemed too quiet. Mom would go over my homework with me, and we would have dinner and watch whatever was on TV, but when it came time to go to sleep, I missed my sister. They say that the bond between twins is special. I don’t know if it’s any different than between any other sisters, or even between close friends. I didn’t miss our bond – I missed her, herself, someone to talk to before I drifted off to sleep.
But there was the phone, and the internet, so I never really missed her. We spoke every day, even if we didn’t see each other every day. On the weekends, our favorite game was to try to dress as alike as possible, just by describing what we wanted to wear beforehand. Since we had always favored identical clothes, it was not really that difficult – I would pick the outfits one weekend, and Mary would pick them the next. We enjoyed dressing alike, wearing out hair the same way. We enjoyed looking at each other and it being like looking in a mirror. My sister was beautiful: petite, blonde and blue-eyed, with a pixie smile that could melt stone. So was I.
Mom and Dad were always proud and indulgent of this aspect of our personalities – no matter our individual differences in outlook and temperament, behavior and handedness, when we were kids, my sister and I always dressed exactly the same, at least when we were scheduled to be together.
Erica, Dad’s first girlfriend, was freaked out by the fact that Larry’s little girl had a twin sister. I’ve heard that some people are unusually fascinated by twins, and some people are just as unusually freaked out, and Erica was one of the latter. I heard her mention something about The Shining, once. Maybe it was the circumstances – there were only two of us sometimes.
Erica couldn’t tell us apart any more than anyone else could when Mary and I were together, but when I was there to visit Dad by myself, and Mary was with Mom, it would only take Erica a few words to know it was me. I was more subdued than Mary, she said, more respectful. Maybe she found me more subdued, because, whenever my sister and I were at Dad’s house, dressed identically, as always, it never failed to amuse Mary to say, Come play with us, Erica. Forever and ever and ever.
Erica and Dad’s marriage-ending relationship didn’t last more than six months after Mom threw him out. On the other hand, I don’t know how long it had been going on before my mother discovered the damning evidence of their affair, a hotel receipt in his pocket. Just as sordid and clichéd as that. I overheard the expression biological clock one Saturday afternoon, and then I saw Erica no more.
During the lull between Erica and the next one, Dad called Mom one Sunday afternoon and asked if he might come in and say a few words to her when he dropped me off and picked Mary up. Mom, ever cordial, said, But of course.
Mary and I sat on the patio and pretended to be talking, but we were really watching our parents. The driveway exchanges had always been pleasant, but Dad never came into the house, so this was an oddity to us. They were sitting across from each other at the kitchen table, near enough that we could hear what they were saying if it wasn’t for the sliding glass door.
Dad leaned forward and smiled. He tilted his head at Mom a little, and asked her something.
He’s asking to come back!
I said to Mary. He wants to get back together.
Mary studied Dad’s smile. Whatever he had asked Mom hung in the air for a moment. Dad raised his eyebrow a little, smiled wider, waiting patiently for her answer.
I don’t think that’s what he asked,
Mary said. I’m not sure what it is, but I don’t think it’s that.
Mom hesitated another heartbeat and then threw back her head and laughed.
Dad’s smile didn’t dim. He just shrugged and looked out the window at us. He nodded toward the front door and Mary arose. She gave me a hug. I don’t think he asked to come back,
she repeated.
Maybe it was just a joke,
I suggested.
Mary and I would witness this same exchange on two other occasions. Once when we were fifteen, right after Dad had broken up with Kelly, and once, a few days before our sixteenth birthday, right after he’d broken up with Marcia.
Again we were sitting on the patio, on the other side of the glass door from them, pretending not to watch. Mary studied Dad’s expression through the glass – it was the same as it had been on the two previous occasions – a little playful smile, a raised eyebrow, a question lingering in the air.
Realization dawned on Mary and her eyes widened. Oh, my God, Maddie!
she whispered to me in awe. He’s asking her if she wants to get a little!
Get a little . . .?
And then I realized what she was talking about. Oh, my God, Mary, no!
I looked in at Dad, and it hit me, too. His face held no seriousness, like it would if he was asking for reconciliation. Just a sly, smug little grin. While I watched, he winked at Mom.
Go for it, Dad!
Mary said, sotto voce.
But as she had on the previous occasions, Mom just laughed. Apparently that shit stain on the living room rug would not leave her memory long enough for her to even pet her once beloved pooch.
Good for you, Mom, I thought to myself. Stick to your guns.
MARY
For our sixteenth birthday, Mom and Dad, each the custodial parent of one twin, gave us their cast off cars, and each bought themselves a fresh one. Mom’s was actually new, in addition to being fresh – it was a Lexus – things were good in the real estate biz that year. Dad’s was a used Chevy, nicer and fresher than the beater he gave to me, but still used. Dad was a civil engineer for Caltrans, and it was a position that didn’t lend itself to feast or famine, like real estate. Just a steady income. It wasn’t like I wanted for anything, that I had to get an after-school job to help Dad make ends meet, or anything Dickensian like that. We were comfortable, in our little postage-stamp-sized apartment. But not new Lexus comfortable.
Maddie got Mom’s Buick. Not really the kind of sporty car that a teenage girl dreams of, I told her. But I did like it. It was still shiny, unlike my Chevy, and it was all plushy and soft inside, whereas mine was all plastic. But a car was a car, and we were glad for our parents’ largesse, unequal as it was.
In one of those incidents of serendipity and coincidence, one of those simple things that in and of itself makes no lasting impression, but in the big picture turns your life in an entirely different direction, my sister and I were invited to the same high school dance, then, in our sixteenth year. I had met my suitor one afternoon while getting gas, and my sister had met hers when a girlfriend from her school had introduced them at a football game. The kid was the friend’s cousin from across town.
So in conversation, it was discovered that Maddie and I had both agreed to go to the same dance, and that neither of us were really looking forward to it that much, as neither of us was that impressed with these guys that had asked us. We wanted to get dressed up, we wanted to go to the dance, but our dates were just . . . meh.
For the first time ever, the most obvious of all twin clichés occurred to us. We decided to once again dress identically, and if we discovered that the other’s date seemed more promising, we decided to switch on them. Just to see if we could pull it off.
Like Marty McFly in Back to The Future, we had to make sure that we didn’t run into each other at the dance. The plan was simple – it would become effortless later, once we had cellphones – I would be sure to arrive at the dance a few minutes late, and Madeline would already be there, waiting in the ladies’ room. She would point out her date to me, and I would point out my date to her, and if we agreed, we would switch. The dupes were unaware that there were any twins, and they didn’t know either of us well enough to notice any subtle difference between who they brought and who came out of the bathroom, anyway. The trick would be in getting one of them to agree to leave the dance almost as soon as he’d arrived, lest he see his date with another date, and realize that there were two of us. It probably wouldn’t matter, but why expose the secret if it wasn’t necessary to do so?
My date’s name was Andy. He had dark hair and the most beautiful big brown eyes. He wasn’t shy – he had asked me out at the gas station, had he not? But he was quiet, rather bookish, I found, after his initial bravado. Andy just didn’t have a whole lot to say. Maddie’s date was named Jimmy. He was the opposite of Andy – tall and blonde, a football player. He looked like he could be our brother. Maddie and I favor our dad – blonde and blue-eyed, and that’s the kind of guy I’ve always been drawn to. Jimmy talked a lot, Maddie said. The drive to the dance had been all him talking, she told me. Maddie was never much for big talkers, whereas I liked to listen to them, liked to hear their line, if they were polite about it.
So, as luck would have it, my sister and I did like each other’s dates better than our own. We considered it a harmless bit of fun to switch on them. We even came up with the perfect trick for our names. When I came out of the bathroom, and Jimmy called me Madeline, I casually mentioned that my good friends really called me Mary, which I told him was my middle name, and didn’t he want to be my good friend? Maddie did the same thing, telling my date that her name was Mary Madeline, and she actually preferred to be called by her middle name, and even liked that shortened from Madeline to Maddie.
So Andy and Jimmy, two young men that attended the same high school but didn’t know each other, dated twin sisters without ever knowing the scam. It didn’t last for either of us – Andy and Jimmy were not the ones. But the switching idea was now in place. We worked it throughout high school, and for a long time after that. Until Maddie thought she was in love . . . but I’ll get to all that in a minute. Guys that would better like me – the sharp dressers, the talkers – always seemed to ask Maddie out, and the rough, outdoorsy types were always asking me. How’s that for a twin conundrum?
When we graduated from high school at eighteen, my twin and I were finally reunited. It seemed like it would be permanently, but if you want to hear God laugh, tell Him your plans. Maddie and I got a little two-bedroom apartment together. She went to work at the ReMax office with Mom. Mom had offered me a position there, too – it was all to be some kind of intern/gofer/receptionist-type position until Maddie and I got our real estate licenses – but the idea of selling real estate never appealed to me. There was always a level of phoniness to it. Mom had taken us along on a few Saturday afternoon open houses, and she was not the same person that she usually was, when she was showing a house. There was always something grating to me, something unnatural to her sweetness when she would say, Okay, now? Bye-bye, then,
to prospective buyers. So, I passed on the nepotistic in at Mom’s real estate office.
Instead, I got a job at a bar called Mickey’s, within walking distance of our apartment. At first, I could only be a server, but by the time I was twenty-one, I had worked my way up, through an excellent attitude and flawless work ethic, to be a bartender. And the best part about it was that I could pick my shifts. I’d been there so long that I was the owner’s buddy, his go-to girl. By the time I was twenty-two, I was assistant manager. I knew the way the place worked, inside, outside, upside-down.
Mom was never too pleased with my choice of employment. Maybe it didn’t have the correct phony cachet to her, I dunno. But I loved it. The people that came into Mickey’s were mostly cool, and like I say, I was given responsibilities beyond my years. And I loved talking to people, making friends. I’m just an outgoing kind of person, and the work suited me.
I liked working the lunch rush the best. That’s when my favorite type of men would come in: all the young professionals that worked in the offices downtown.
I liked dressed-up men. A tuxedo was of course the ultimate – there is not one thing in the world better looking than a tow-headed blondie in a black tuxedo – but of course, we can’t dress ‘em up like that all the time. So a well-cut suit is my second favorite, a man that wears one effortlessly, who knows how to tie a tie, knows which button on the jacket to fasten, which one to leave undone, knows not to stick his hands in his pockets and ruin the line. It never ceased to amuse Maddie that I had a subscription to GQ Magazine – she referred to it as my suit porn.
If he had to dress casually, I liked to man to wear a nice button collar shirt over his tee. I wanted to tell all the dudes that came into the bar – wear clothes that fit ya boys – too tight t-shirts? What is this, A Streetcar Named Desire? I hated uncovered t-shirts pretty much in general – ones with sayings on them, concert tees, black tees with large pictures. Ed Hardy would close his doors tomorrow if it was up to me. Do you think that I believe you’re a badass just because your shirt says you are? Please.
And all the men that wore boldly-colored bowling shirts could keep them, and go talk to another bartender. You are not Don Draper on vacation, it is not 1969. You just look old and stupid.
And wife-beaters? There’s a reason they call them undershirts, fellas. I’m pretty sure that you’re a man, that you’ve got muscles – why do you think you’ve got to display them to me and everybody else? Put some clothes on, boy! Put on a nice tailored shirt, a tie, a well-cut jacket – let me wonder what’s under there, make me want to strip you down to your undershirt, once we’re behind closed doors, just to find out.
So I would go out with any of the downtown professionals that stopped in for lunch, if they were attractive, if I had a yen to find out what they had under that suit. Some of them were very nice, but mostly, I got the impression that they thought I was easy or stupid, simply because I was a bartender. So I was disappointed with the professionals, but I still always thought they were cute.
APRIL
MADELINE
After we graduated from high school, my sister and I moved into an ancient but adorable apartment building downtown, not far from where she worked. I went to work with Mom and got my real estate license. But it was a busy office, and I quickly discovered that I was not entirely cut out for the cutthroat world of such a place. It was not quite Glengarry Glen Ross, but it was close enough. My lack of ambition made me the prime candidate for secretary, and while the pay was not as much as a salesman, neither did I have the stress. Mom said that I could always give sales a whirl, since I had my license, but I never did. All the signs had salesman’s names on them anyway – when prospective clients called, they always asked for the name on the sign. Attempting to cage a sale and commission off of one of those would’ve amounted to theft.
Our office was in the same building as the Inland Empire office of BF Walker, a prominent real estate developer, and I liked to watch the field guys come in through the side door. The construction guys, the ones that worked outside with their hands. This was the type that I liked, as opposed to Mary, who always had a little yen for the suits. I had my fill of suits. I dealt with realtors and escrow officers and bankers, and I found them mostly to be smarmy and full of themselves. The construction guys seemed much more down to earth. But they never came into our office, and like I say, they only entered their own office through the side door.
Then one of the project managers from BF Walker stopped me in the lobby and asked me out to lunch one day, not long after my twenty-sixth birthday. I knew he was a project manager by the expensiveness of his suit, and if that was not conspicuous consumption enough, it said, William Proten, Project Manager, on his card.
He didn’t work at the office next door, he told me, but was based in Orange County. He would only be making the drive for a month or so, he said, to get the local boys up to speed on some new project. I stifled a yawn. The only thing in the world more boring than the ins and outs of real estate are the ins and outs of real estate development, at least the design part, the part that’s all really just on paper. He was older than me, maybe thirty-three or thirty-five, very suave and very blonde, all characteristics that my sister adored. He didn’t do a thing for me, but I was suddenly reminded of the times in high school, when Mary and I had switched dates.
Ol’ Bill Proten, confident and impeccably dressed, was just Mary’s type. What could it hurt? It wasn’t like he was going to be around for very long. I told him that I was not free for lunch