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    I'm So Embarrassed...Sort Of
    I'm So Embarrassed...Sort Of
    I'm So Embarrassed...Sort Of
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    I'm So Embarrassed...Sort Of

    By Tirzah Goodwin

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    My humorous true life stories, musings, rants and funny letters to people who irritated me. These super short stories are to make you laugh.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTirzah Goodwin
    Release dateJul 5, 2010
    ISBN9781452326474
    I'm So Embarrassed...Sort Of
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    Tirzah Goodwin

    Tirzah L. Goodwin is better known for her poetry and published collection of her poems entitled Love and Lighter Fluid. Recently, she's been expanding to write short stories and currently working on her first full length novel. She lives in Kentucky with her two dogs.

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      I'm So Embarrassed...Sort Of - Tirzah Goodwin

      I’m So Embarrassed…Sort Of

      BY: Tirzah L. Goodwin

      This free ebook may not be copied, distributed, reposted or reprinted.

      Copyright 2008-2010 Tirzah L. Goodwin

      License: All rights reserved. Without limiting the rights under copyright reserved above, no part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in or introduced into a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form, or by any means (electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise) without the prior written permission of both the copyright owner and the above publisher of this book.

      This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, brands, media, and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously.

      Smashwords Edition License Notes: This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This e-book may not be re-sold, copied or be given away to other people. Thank you for respecting the author's work.

      Story Number 1

      Goats, Milk Bombs & Blame

      I blame my mother; she blames my brother, he blames the goat. For my twelfth birthday, I asked my mother for a computer. I would have settled for a typewriter. My mother, being my mother, bought me a nanny goat at a yard sale. Yes, a goat at a yard sale. It was a helluva deal, they threw the chain in for free.

      Goats, by definition, are nasty animals. They eat anything, knock over garbage, climb on the cars and they are hell to leash break. This brown nanny

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