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    Hal Spacejock Omnibus One
    Hal Spacejock Omnibus One
    Hal Spacejock Omnibus One
    Audiobook25 hours

    Hal Spacejock Omnibus One

    Written by Simon Haynes

    Narrated by Graeme Hague

    4.5/5

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    About this audiobook

    Hal Spacejock Omnibus One contains three full-length novels plus a bonus short story.
    Here's what you get:
    A Robot Named Clunk (Hal Spacejock Book 1)
    Clunk, a clapped-out robot, is convinced he's about to be junked. Instead, his penny-pinching boss is sending him off to be refurbished. Being old and wise, Clunk knows there's a catch, but at first it doesn't seem too bad. He just has to help a freelancer pick up some cargo.
    Unfortunately, Hal Spacejock - the freelancer - is obstinate, over-confident, and woefully under-skilled, and he's never going to let a lowly robot fly his precious ship.
    Is there any chance this pair of misfits can lift off, collect the cargo and deliver it in one piece? Or will they fly straight into the nearest star, still bickering and fighting over the controls?
    Second Course (Hal Spacejock Book 2)
    Hal Spacejock’s cargo business is going so well he’s considering getting into passengers ... especially the beautiful and mysterious Sonya Polarov. Clunk's certain she's up to something, but as usual Hal won't listen to a word he says ...
    Meanwhile, Rex Curtis runs the galaxy’s biggest freight company, and he’s sick of independent pilots stealing his cargo jobs. He’s determined to make a statement by destroying the biggest nuisance of them all: Hal Spacejock.
    Just Desserts (Hal Spacejock Book 3)
    Hal's new-fangled, bargain-bin stasis generator has just failed, exactly as Clunk predicted, and now their valuable cargo of fresh food is in danger of rotting away. They leave their ship and head off to find replacement parts, which is a real shame, because a secret agent wants Hal's ship for an urgent mission ... with or without his permission.
    Visit (A Hal Spacejock short story)
    Hal returns from a shopping trip and finds Clunk in a right old state. Break out the crayons and colouring sheets ... they're booked in for a school visit!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAuthor's Republic
    Release dateOct 9, 2019
    ISBN9781982783532
    Author

    Simon Haynes

    Simon Haynes lives in Western Australia, where he divides his time between herding deadly spiders, dodging drop bears, and making up wildly inaccurate sentences like this one.By day he's an author. By night he's also an author.He loves wry, dry humour, and his hobbies include daringly inserting the letter U into words where -- in some parts of the world at least -- this simply isn't the done thing.As for his genre-spanning novels, they include epic fantasy (with robots), scifi comedy (also with robots), middle grade humour (featuring robots AND the wanton use of the letter U), as well as a series of historical mystery novels set in 1870's London. (No, of course there aren't robots in those. He's not completely out of his mind.)When he's not writing Simon is usually renovating his house, sim-racing online, using twitter (@spacejock), gardening, tweaking his book covers, pondering the meaning of the universe and reading, and if you think it's easy doing all that at the same time you should see what he can do with a mug of coffee, a banana and a large bag of salt.When he's not making outlandish claims he likes to count how many novels he's written, and how many genres he's written them in. (Lots and too many.)Finally, if you want to hear Simon reading one of his award-winning stories, you'll find an enticement to join his newsletter here: spacejock.com.au/ML.html

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    • 5/5
      While not the most amazing sci-fi ever, in fact, the writing itself is mediocre, the humor is pretty dry, but amazingly the adventures of Hal Spacejock & Clunk are definitely fun to listen to and most importantly, they keep your attention. This is a perfect series for when you want to lay down and try to relax and distract yourself after a very stressful day, they aren't complicated, or overly complex stories like a lot of sci-fi, but the over all stories are definitely good enough that you cant easily put this down.