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    Master of Formalities
    Master of Formalities
    Master of Formalities
    Audiobook14 hours

    Master of Formalities

    Written by Scott Meyer

    Narrated by Luke Daniels

    4.5/5

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    About this audiobook

    Even when finding oneself engaged in interstellar war, good form must be observed. Our story is set thousands of years after the Terran Exodus, where two powerful, planet-dominating families—the elegant House Jakabitus and the less refined Hahn Empire—have reached a critical point in their generations-long war. Master Hennik, the Hahn ruler’s only son, has been captured, and the disposition of his internment may represent a last and welcome chance for peace.

    Enter Wollard, the impeccably distinguished and impossibly correct Master of Formalities for House Jakabitus. When he suggests that Master Hennik be taken in as a ward of the House, certain complications arise. Wollard believes utterly and devotedly in adhering to rules and good etiquette. But how does one inform the ruler of a planet that you are claiming his son as your own—and still create enough goodwill to deescalate an intergalactic war?

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBrilliance Audio
    Release dateJul 28, 2015
    ISBN9781491590324
    Master of Formalities
    Author

    Scott Meyer

    Scott Meyer has worked as a radio host, a stand-up comedian, an office worker, and a theme-park ride operator. (He held those jobs in the order they’re listed, which is probably the opposite of what you’d expect.) He has written for several video games and created the comic strip Basic Instructions, which ran online and in various alternative weekly papers across the country for nearly a decade. Scott is the author of the Magic 2.0 books and several other novels and comics collections. Scott and his wife live in Phoenix, Arizona, to be close to their cats.

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    Readers find this title to be a great story with amusing characters, nice twists, and quality voiceover work. The book has unique world-building and clever twists and turns that keep the reader interested. The ending is very satisfying. The story is riveting and features wonderfully absurd characters. Overall, readers highly recommend this book.

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    • 5/5
      Fun story with amusing characters, nice twists, and quality VO work.

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    • 5/5
      genius.

      I had no idea what to expect and I was totally blown away.

      A riveting story of wonderfully absurd characters

      trust me and read this as soon as you can

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    • 5/5
      Great story.Amusing and well read. I will look out for more.

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    • 5/5
      Very good. Many twists an funny. It´s decided. You have too read it. Or not. Have a nice day!
    • 4/5
      Different and humorous. Not high sci-fi, but still an enjoyable read
    • 5/5
      Fantástico y sorprendente. Fenomenal narración. Me ha encantado. Gracias al autor y al narrador.
    • 5/5
      I'm writing this because of the ending lol the book was pretty good, but not as good as the wizard series. The ending was perfect though, honestly.
    • 5/5
      I expected Jeeves and got Downtown Abbey in space instead. I was pleased nonetheless.
      Here are a few keywords that might appeal to you:
      aristocracy, powerful characters, strategic battles, psychological, intrigue, arrogant characters, servants, character growth, secret organizations

      Expect a plot rife with intrigue and surprises ranging from utterly left-field to completely predictable.
      Rather, I'd say the only boringly predictable part of the book was the ending. It felt a little too convenient. The journey to said ending, however, was quite delightful: an interesting cast of complex characters, a satisfyingly paced plot, and worthwhile world-building. The world-building truly carried the story: most of the parts were well-known, but they fit together in novel ways the exploration which of made even the slow-paced passages interesting.
      All in all, despite the lackluster ending, I rated this five stars since I would absolutely recommend it.
    • 5/5
      A great world and plot. Is there a second book in the series?
    • 5/5
      I cannot recommend this book highly enough. It is one of the most unique bits of World building I found. The author kept the reader interested through clever twists and turns with a very satisfying ending

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    • 3/5
      Solidly entertaining with a balanced level of humor throughout. There's not really any laugh-out-loud moments, but it's a nice book to keep you in a good mood. There's a few twists which were a pleasant surprise, and the ending was satisfying.
    • 4/5
      Wollard is not Jeeves.Should we downgrade a book because it isn't want we wanted it to be?The official book blurb that suggests that this book is a humorous book about a character with a job description something between a chamberlain and a butler. Riffling the mental Rolodex one quickly pulls up Jeeves, Retief, Mr. Stevens and perhaps Skaffen-Amtiskaw. Or at least, I did.The problem is that Wollard isn't anything like Jeeves, Retief or Mr. Stevens and certainly not like Skaffen-Amtiskaw, and, as far as I am concerned, the book isn't very funny. So there goes literary precedent as the theme for this review. None the less, Master of Formalities has some good bits to build on, so I'll start with those. The "Full Formal Greeting," which opens the book and is a thread running through it, is brilliant and original and follows directly and logically from the ceremonial styles and epithets proclaimed by heralds. I love it and would adopt it in my own life if I could. Wollard's clothing, demeanor, teaching methods, and details of all kinds, including how he walks, are 5-Star. Wollard is a likeable chap and I kept waiting for him to be funny.The other characters are a bit more uneven. Most of the family members and staff of House Jakabitus (an amusing name that sounds like a jackalope with an inflammation or maybe a flowering plant) are good to very good, except Lord Frederain who is intended to be a bozo with a sharp mind but mostly comes off as just a bozo. The rest of the household staff do well except when the plot interferes with their self expression.Lord Frederain is a bozo is because the planet Apios has adopted a kind of sumo wrestling as its only sport, called Sport, and the elaborate scenario that Mr. Meyer has mapped out for Sport includes a need for Lord Frederain to act like an ass. I did not find Lord Frederain funny, although you might, depending, perhaps, on your personal history with coaching dads. Young Rayzo, heir of the dynasty ruled by his mother, Lady Jakabitis, groans his way through Sport and the trials imposed on him by his father and the plot, and performs well when the pressure is on.So the characters are pretty OK. It is the overwrought plot that bogs them down. The book seems too labored, too many ingredients forced into too few pages. The "evil" Hahn Empire is just silly. The never ending war between Hahn and Jakabitis, too Star Trek. The tale of the unfortunate cook and the serving girl would have made a better short story than play within a play. I found the Arbiters at Central Authority to be tedious, not funny and a little too Spock-in-school.I know that writing humor is hard, and I know that humor is in the mind of the reader. You may fall off your chair laughing at this book. I didn't.I received a review copy of "Master of Formalities" by Scott Meyer (47North) through NetGalley.com.

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