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    Mister McHottie
    Mister McHottie
    Mister McHottie
    Audiobook5 hours

    Mister McHottie

    Written by Pippa Grant

    Narrated by Aiden Snow and Ava Erickson

    4.5/5

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    About this audiobook

    The best enemies make the best lovers...

    There are three things I hate:

    Bratwurst in any form, my neighbors boinking like farm animals at 3 AM, and Chase Jett.

    Mostly I hate Chase Jett. It's been ten years since he took my virginity—I'd make a bratwurst joke, but the unfortunate truth is that it would have to be a brat-best joke, and yes, it kills me to admit that—and now he's not only a billionaire, he's also my new boss.

    Turns out our hate is mutual. And this kind of hate is horrifically twisted, filthy, and banging hot.

    I just might have to hate him forever.

    Mister McHottie is the hilariously sexy romantic comedy that your mother warned you about, complete with an organic happy-ever-after (or seven), a Bratwurst Wagon, ill-advised office pranks, and no cheating or cliffhangers.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBang Laugh Love LCC
    Release dateAug 14, 2019
    ISBN9781662226014
    Mister McHottie
    Author

    Pippa Grant

    Pippa Grant is a USA Today bestselling author who writes romantic comedies that will make tears run down your leg. When she’s not reading, writing, or sleeping, she’s being crowned employee of the month as a stay-at-home mom and housewife trying to prepare her adorable demon spawn to be productive members of society, all the while fantasizing about long walks on the beach with hot chocolate chip cookies.

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    4.5/5

    196 ratings21 reviews

    What our readers think

    Readers find this title funny, outrageous, and laugh-out-loud. The characters are great and the narration is awesome. The book is a super funny, sexy rom-com with various tropes that readers will fall in love with. The story is refreshing, comical, and hilarious, with easy-to-imagine characters. The audiobook version is recommended for its great narrators and sense of humor. However, some readers found the never-ending sex scenes boring and felt that the relationship lacked emotion without them. Overall, this book is a deliciously funny and enjoyable read.

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    • 4/5
      4 Stars for me!

      My rating range of this story... 3 - 4 Stars
      If significant, why?

      Main Character Ratings...
      H = 7/10
      h = 6/10

      Was cheating involved? No
      Any major triggers to be aware of?

      Scenes with heat... Um... Yeah!
      What point does it start? 15%
      How much of the story? 35%
      Anything beyond M/F? No
      If yes, explained

      Heat Rating... 8/10
      Clean or Fade to Black - 1 or 2
      Normal to Descriptive 3-5
      Detailed Descriptive Sex - 6-7
      Um, Wow, Beyond Descriptive Sex - 8 or above

      Was there so much sex or unrealistic sex that you rolled your eyes and/or skipped forward? Almost

      The back story... The MCs grew up together and had an antagonistic relationship. Right before college, they have hate-sex in a bratwurst van. She gets caught and gets kicked out of the college she is about to attend.

      The Romance... They don't see it until nearly the 75% mark.

      The drama explosion... She sees something traumatic from her past and runs home believing that the H is responsible for it.

      Did it feel real or contrived? A bit contrived
      Was it OTT? Yes
      Separation involved? Yes
      Was it resolved properly or rushed? Properly

      Final Notes... This is a very fun story with a ton of sexy times as long as you don't get offended by the continuous insults from the h. My sister grew up with three brothers so I can see a portion of the h's attitude.


      HEA or HFN? HEA

      3 people found this helpful

    • 3/5
      It was a fun rom com but the never ending sex scenes just got too boring for words. If they didn't have sex, I'm afraid they didn't have much else in their relationship.

      2 people found this helpful

    • 2/5
      I like this author but this book just missed the mark for me.
      Too much Nookie and not enough emotion. Without sex this pair would be relationship poor

      2 people found this helpful

    • 5/5
      I love her writing style! I laughed so loud that people look at me like I'm crazy when I listen at work. This was a deliciously funny story and I can't wait to start the next book.

      1 person found this helpful

    • 5/5
      Funny, outrageous and laugh out loud listening or reading. Light hearted, hot action book

      1 person found this helpful

    • 5/5
      I Laughed throughout the entire book! Characters were great! Narration was awesome. Pippa Grant with another great book!

      1 person found this helpful

    • 5/5
      Loved how much Sass Anbrosia gave to Hottie Billionaire w zero Effs. Making great strides to correct policies that were biased. Their hot romance was full of so much steam but had the right amt of funny angst that worked together to make this book amazing. Of course both Ava and Aiden were great Narrators bringing even more to each character making this audiobook that much better.

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    • 4/5
      Really fun audiobook with great narrators. I'll listen to more from this author.

      1 person found this helpful

    • 5/5
      This was refreshing and comical. The story was great and imagining the characters was so easy. Her brothers were so perfectly written. All of them came together so well to compliment the two main characters.

      1 person found this helpful

    • 5/5
      Absolutely hilarious! I loved this book, the narrators, the sense of humor, it was such a good listen! Recommended 10 times over!!!

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    • 5/5
      Dirty, funny as f*ck. Amazing dialogues. Characters are hilarious. Loved it!

      1 person found this helpful

    • 5/5
      Freakin hilarious! Great narration totally made this amazing. On to more in the series…..

      1 person found this helpful

    • 4/5
      (Chase & Ambrosia): they always say if a boy/girl is continuously picking on you, hitting you or playing pranks on you, they secretly like you… so how did these two miss the memo. I loved this enemies to lovers romance, it was frustratingly hilarious. Sia (Ambrosia) works at an organic grocery store in the marketing department. She loves her job. Until the new owner, Chase shows up. He is her mortal enemy and has been since they were kids and he was her brother's best friend. Their dislike for each other made for some really funny pranks and predicaments they found themselves in. With her friends and brothers on the sidelines watching and secretly knowing that they are meant to be together. I love that the tension and hate sex is continued through the book, the author doesn't not just use their history as a preface, it is the entire story. I love that despite the arguing between them you can tell that they also have a lot in common and are actually a good match. There's witty banter, hot moments and moments of clarity. Really good book.

      1 person found this helpful

    • 4/5
      Pippa Grant has hit it out of the park again with a super funny, sexy rom-com.

      Chase and Ambrosia have a brother's best friend, childhood enemies to lovers and workplace romance. There are so many tropes really that you have to fall in love with one.

      Ambrosia knows who just bought the company she works for and knows him very well. So well in fact that she's now deciding on how she will seek revenge before she leaves. This starts the whole plan of sabotage and she will not go down without a fight. As her plans start to unfold so do her feelings and what was just revenge sex now turns into something more and not just for Ambrosia.

      As much as Chase finds Ambrosia's game infuriating, it's also the highlight of his whole week and he always defends her corner whenever she starts to get backed up. Not only does he have to deal with coworkers and the board but Ambrosia has brothers. Twin brothers. Famous football brothers with no brain between them.

      Mix that all together and you have one super funny, steamy read with a really good elevator scene.

      1 person found this helpful

    • 5/5
      This was hilarious, hottttt and perfect. I was cackling out loud every other page! The cackling isn’t a good look for me, but I don’t regret a thing.
    • 5/5
      Pipa Grant love your books! They are always fun to listen. The characters are crazy and hilarious. Can’t. Wait to listen to Aries and Zeus stories. Ava Erickson and Aidan Snow you always do a great job narrating you make the books come alive.

      1 person found this helpful

    • 5/5
      My first Pippa Grant book. LOL funny and steamy! I loved all of the characters and want to read about each one- including the twins.

      1 person found this helpful

    • 4/5
      Very nice story. A lot of sex scenes and funny moments.
    • 2/5
      I will keep saying it every book. When the sex is not realistic to extreme it hurts us all
    • 1/5
      DNF. It's just ongoing hate sex with no emotional development plus ineffective adolescent humor. Also, Chase was a bully and left her to take a huge, life-changing fall. But apparently that's fine b/c he's hot.
    • 5/5
      5 stars: I agree with Ashante Williams' review.