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    Bro Code for Parents: What to Expect When You're Awesome
    Bro Code for Parents: What to Expect When You're Awesome
    Bro Code for Parents: What to Expect When You're Awesome
    Audiobook2 hours

    Bro Code for Parents: What to Expect When You're Awesome

    Written by Barney Stinson and Matt Kuhn

    Narrated by Neil Patrick Harris

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    The newest book in the New York Times bestselling “Barney Stinson” canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid.

    So you’re going to be a parent.

    You might be asking yourself a series of important questions:

    Will I be a good parent? • Will I be able to afford this? • Can I ever have sex again?

    Well, the answer to all these questions is a rock-solid no. But just because your existence is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn’t mean your kid has to be as lame as you’re about to become. That’s why I’ve written this book—to teach you how to be an awesomommy or legendaddy.

    The Bro Code for Parents will help you:

    Choose a baby name that won’t get your kid stuffed into a junior high locker •

    Interview and hire a smokin’ hot nanny • Teach your child instant classics like “The Boobs on the Bus” and “Bro, Bro, Bro Your Boat”

    With full-color illustrations, interactive work sheets, and even suggestions for how to turn a stroller into a broller, The Bro Code for Parents gives you all the tools you’ll need to raise your child to be almost as awesome as I am. Almost.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSimon & Schuster Audio
    Release dateOct 2, 2012
    ISBN9781442359673
    Author

    Barney Stinson

    Barney Stinson is awesome. He works for a powerful bank in New York City but somehow finds time to “suit up” and help the less fortunate, in particular his lovelorn and all together pathetic bro Ted Mosby—seriously, that dude’s got probs. When Barney’s not staging private bikini calendar shoots, test-driving tanks, or elbow-deep in another legendary activity, like riding a tiger bareback or blowing up a guitar, he can be seen on the hit CBS show How I Met Your Mother with his friends Ted, Robin, Lily, and Marshall.

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