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    Apocalypse Kings
    Apocalypse Kings
    Apocalypse Kings
    Audiobook1 hour

    Apocalypse Kings

    Written by Derek Landy

    Narrated by Kevin Hely

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    A brand new Skulduggery Pleasant novella for World Book Day: a hilarious and thrilling standalone story in the internationally bestselling series – perfect for new readers, and essential for Skulduggery fans…

    Three ancient gods are freed from their prison with only one desire: to destroy the planet and everyone on it.

    To save us all, Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain must go undercover in a Dublin school. Skulduggery has to blend in with the teaching staff, while Valkyrie has to pass for an ordinary schoolgirl. Above all else, no matter what happens, they both must act completely and utterly normal.

    We are so dead.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins Publishers
    Release dateFeb 18, 2021
    ISBN9780008447472
    Author

    Derek Landy

    Derek Landy lives near Dublin. Before writing his children's story about a sharply-dressed skeleton detective, he wrote the screenplays for a zombie movie and a murderous horror film. "I think my career-guidance teacher is spinning in her grave," he says, "or she would be if she were dead."

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    • 5/5
      Funny as hell (as usual)
      Love all of landy's books.