Jay Leno Quotes About Pizza

Quotes about: Pizza

• For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!

  Jay Leno

  Average, America, People

• A new medical study reports that men who eat ten pizzas a week are less likely to develop prostate problems at age 50. That's because they are usually dead by age 40.

  Jay Leno

  Men, Age, Medical

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• Colin Farrel was recently asked about prostitutes and he said, It's like ordering a pizza. Really? What restaurant is he going to? All I ever get is a pizza... I guess in some ways it is - when it's delivered, it's never quite as hot as you hoped it would be.

  Jay Leno

  Hot, Would Be, Never Quit

• A lot of American companies are now moving into Iraq. Iraq now has Pizza Hut, Subway, Taco Bell and Popeye's fried chicken. So, great, instead of oil for food, we're giving them oil in food.

  Jay Leno

  Moving, Oil, Iraq

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