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Dec 10 • 31 tweets • 8 min read
It has been quite the year, so as a distraction from all that here are my WTF TV news moments from 2024 ✨
1. When Sky News revealed the General Election exit poll and just came out with weird noises.
Jul 3 • 28 tweets • 8 min read
It has been quite the election, so here are my WTF TV election moments from 2024 ✨
1. When Rishi Sunak announced the election, only for it to be overshadowed by the pouring rain and D:Ream’s “Things Can Only Get Better” blaring from a nearby loudspeaker
Dec 8, 2023 • 31 tweets • 8 min read
It has been quite the year, so as a distraction from all that here are my WTF TV news moments from 2023 ✨
1. When BBC News told us that it was watching BBC News.
Dec 14, 2022 • 33 tweets • 15 min read
It has been quite the year, so as a distraction from all that here are my WTF TV news moments from 2022 ✨
1. When @BBCBreakfast went to an outside broadcast at the absolute worst time
Oct 12, 2022 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
“Netflix to reveal for first time how many people watch its shows in the UK”!!! theguardian.com/media/2022/oct…
Netflix is to join the audience measurement system BARB, which means that we can finally see how popular their shows are compared to shows on traditional TV channels.
They made a promise back in 2019 - and they’re following through with it.
Sep 8, 2022 • 13 tweets • 3 min read
Here is the moment Huw Edwards on BBC One announced the death of HM The Queen.
Here is the moment all BBC programmes were suspended to announce the death of HM The Queen
Sep 8, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
BBC One have scheduled shows for this evening (so far) but have replaced Celebrity MasterChef with an episode of The Repair Shop.
The One Show won’t be airing this evening.
Sep 8, 2022 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
BBC One have suspended all regular programming until 6pm.
(Technically until at least 6.30pm, as of course there is the news at six.)
Sep 3, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
This is wild how accurate it is
The way the printer farted. Hilarious.
Jul 6, 2022 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Incredible scenes:
@SkyNews has a running total on screen of how many government resignations there have been.
As I type this, the total on @SkyNews has gone up to 29.
It is on the top right hand side of the screen.
Jul 5, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Surreal scenes as BBC News at Six hasn't started yet because of Wimbledon ... as both Rishi Sunk and Sajid Javid both resign.
BBC One has suddenly cut away from Wimbledon with the tennis moving to BBC Two.
May 30, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Does anyone know what I have done to piss off Walkers Crisps ?!?!?
I’M BLOCKED BY A PACKET OF CRISPS hahahah
May 24, 2022 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
Errrr… what is going on with the BBC News ticker?
FYI: I have checked this on BBC iPlayer and it actually happened.
Apr 13, 2022 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS MOMENT FROM THE ONE SHOW
*A One Show item introducing a new Nixon film*
Dan Stevens: “What you’ve got is a criminal for a leader who is wrapped in a messy war, embroiled in a stupid scandal and surrounded by ambitious idiots and really should resign … I’m sorry that’s the intro to Boris Johnson.”
Apr 12, 2022 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
A CAT IS PHOTOBOMBING SKY NEWS
The way the cat tried to photobomb the camera here is INSPIRATIONAL.
Apr 12, 2022 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
Give the person who managed to use these pictures whilst reporting Boris and Sunak's fines a raise.
BBC News are using footage of Boris and Sunak pulling pints whilst reporting on their respective partygate fines. Absolute scenes.
Apr 12, 2022 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
Here’s BBC News announcing Johnson and Sunak being fined for breaking lockdown rules
Sky News cut into an adbreak to bring the breaking news that Johnson and Sunak have been fined
Feb 6, 2022 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
I managed to mention ‘Bouncer’s Dream’ whilst talking about Neighbours on the BBC News Channel.
Also @BenMBoulos said this fact about Neighbours that hurt my head
Feb 5, 2022 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
Sun reporting that Neighbours has been axed, after talks with Channel 5 and Fremantle have fallen through thesun.co.uk/tv/17558378/ne…
As fans of the show know, Neighbours is more popular in the UK than in Australia. I’m reaching out to Channel 5 and Fremantle Australia for more.
Feb 5, 2022 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
Worth pointing out in light of #JimmyCarr: Netflix are still not under Ofcom’s jurisdiction, so you can’t complain to them about their content.
You can complain to Netflix directly, or you have to contact the Dutch Media Authority ‘Commissariaat voor de Media.’
Last summer there were some government plans to regulate Netflix, Amazon and Disney+. My understanding is that not much has moved on since then.
It has been a hard week, so as a distraction from all of it here’s my favourite WTF British TV moments from 2021 ✨
1. When Emma Thompson lost her shit to Adele’s music during #AnAudienceWithAdele