Sunday, June 30, 2024

Those Twisted Hillbillies sure do know 'em when they see 'em...


That's marryin' material, Bubba...



So who's this Dame?


Another easy cheat - but why cheat, right?
Last night we saw Nan Wynn...


Who wouldn't want a ill-tempered, fowl-mouthed bird as a pet?

 
Colorful plumage isn’t all this New York bird has to offer. His language is also 'pretty colorful' and definitely not suitable for kids, according to the animal shelter trying to find him a new home.
 Pepper, a white-fronted amazon, was picked up by the Niagara SPCA Friday from his former home in Lockport, New York, about 31 miles northeast of Buffalo. 
The shelter that has him in custody wants to find him a forever home that can handle his…ahem…needs. Calling the bird a “potty-mouthed parrot,” the Niagara SPCA shared on Facebook Saturday morning that those seriously interested in adopting him next week must be able to handle his foul mouth. Fuck, send him down here - I'll take him...


It'll be unanimous soon enough. Then what?

 
When the 'grey old lady' of American newstand journalism, The New York Slimes, told Biden to stand down (not their words), it was a sea-change for his liberal loyalists. Soon after, The Altanta lib rag called him out, and the dominoes just keep falling. Read this report on TheGuardian.com - themselves an uber-leftie website. What pasture are you thinking about going out to, Joe? Your friends are deserting your ship like the rats they are...
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Another solid gold nugget from the Playboy archives...



Mid-day baseball insignifica that's actually significant...

 
The number of bunt hits in MLB has been declining since 2003, and has remained in the 300s since the pandemic-shortened 2020 season. Some say that bunting is no longer a priority and is considered less effective than swinging away in most situations. Others say that the decline is justified by statistics showing that bunting is suboptimal in typical game situations, but that it will remain part of baseball for lopsided late-game matchups. 
 

The widespread adoption of analytics in the early 2010s may have also contributed to the decline.
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A poem by 'himself' about his alien parents...



It's too early in the season for this shit...

 
USAToday and other weather sources are reporting that Beryl − the first hurricane of the 2024 season − strengthened Sunday into a powerful Category 3 storm packing 115-mph winds as it barreled toward the Caribbean. Beryl, which was 420 miles east-southeast of Barbados on Sunday, "is now a very dangerous ... hurricane. Life-threatening winds and storm surge are expected in the Windward Islands beginning early Monday," the National Hurricane Center said.
They're saying that 'rapid intensification' was expected to continue in the next 24 hours, the center said, and Beryl would likely become "an extremely dangerous Category 4 hurricane" that could deliver a devastating strike on the Windward Islands. Wind speeds on the islands could be up to 30% stronger on the tops and windward sides of hills and mountains, possibly even higher, the center said.
 

Having lived through at least six 'Cat 4' hurricanes, including Marilyn - 
the storm that destroyed my own house down to the slab - I can tell you that I keep a close watch on these things out of habit. The one good thing about where I live - dead nuts in the middle of the state - is that no hurricane with that much strength can can hit us here. If it ever did, the fatality count would be in the tens of thousands. Juss' sayin'...


Some urban legends just won't go away, even if they're 110% bullshit...

 They call  it 'The Loofah Code' and imply it is something 
more than it actually is. Trust me - it's bullshit...  


This is a story that pops up every now and again when people have nothing else to talk about. It reared it's stupid head again today in the Palm Beach Post of all places. 
 
Let me tell ya - I've lived here for almost ten years, and if there's one thing I know, there ain't no sport fucking going on around here.
 

The reason for the loofas is simple, it’s so they can find THEIR car. All the retirees drive similar cars (what part of the words 'white SUV' don't you understand?) and old granny can’t go around the whole parking lot looking for her car. So the loofa is an easy way for them to spot it from a distance. Trust me - all the people I have met are definitely not swingers as most of them can barely stand without assistance.
 

When I lived on St. John, there were something like ten single guys for every single girl on island, kinda like what they say about Alaska,also. The girls usta say 'the odds are good, but the goods are odd'. Well, the opposite is true here in The Villages. With all these old shrews killing off their husbands, there are far more widows than there are single old guys, and the goods aren't just odd, they're old and wrinkly. No thank you, Ethel. Juss' sayin'...
 
Seeing is believing. They don't brew enough beer for that...
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Perspective my friends. It's very important. The small black dot in 
the upper left corner is the planet Mercury passing in front of the sun. Seems kinda small doesn't it? That's not the only perspective here. 
In this picture, the sun is 36 million miles behind Mercury. The Sun is a 'medium-sized star' with a radius of about 435,000 miles. Think about how big that motherfucker actually is...
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Any idea what these might be? The answer'll be down below...
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It woud appear that all of those rats at those uber-liberal news sources like the NY Slimes have finally figuring out that they can save face by abandoning Biden's sinking ship. Now it's the Journal-Constitution that's done an about-face on Joey B. iI's just a question of time before the Washington Post and the LA Times climb aboard, at which point the Mumbler-in-chief is fucked. Amazing how long it took for these assholes to figure out what we knew four years ago...
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I know people who know people who know people who check their Fakebook 
on their phones 40-50 times a day. WTF do they expect to find there? This whole social media thing is gonna fuck people's brains up pretty much forever.
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There was a nice article on St. Augustine in today's US Sun. It really is a pretty cool town and has a whole buncha cool bars downtown. It's also famous for being the oldest city in this country, having been settled by the Spanish long before all that shit happened up in New England.
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Those are grains of salt under an electron microscope.

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Looking down on Doocharry...


An DĂºbh choraidh or An DĂºcharaidh (anglicized as Doochary), meaning "the black weir", 
is a small village in the Rosses area of County Donegal, Ireland.


Saturday, June 29, 2024

Those Twisted Hillbillies come through with major league babes day after day...

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Who is this Dame?


She easy to cheat on, but why would you?
Last night was Juliete Compton...


You think YOU pay crazy taxes? Well...

 
According to news reports, farmers in Denmark will soon have to pay an extra tax for their livestock’s farts — making it the first country to implement such a measure to target global warming-inducing methane emissions. The gassy tax will apply to cows, sheep and pigs starting in 2030.
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Another great gift from the Dentist's office in the Playboy archives...




Women's bodies can travel at 50mph? Who knew? Well, they didn't...





Boy - does Dad have a story for him...




Watching hurricane tracks is kind of like watching Biden on a stage - they both act in strange, unpredictable ways. Look out, Florida...

 
Only one model has it tracking to Florida and the east coast as of this morning, but those tracks are as unpredictable as any statement Joe may come out with. Still, we'll keep an eye on it. If it does track this way, it may fuck up the Fourth of July fireworks...
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If you have to bitch about something....

 Don't waste my time having to hear you bitch and moan about world hunger or climate change or poverty or any of that shit...  

 
People are going apeshit over Costco's decision to get rid of those plastic chicken cages they usta use and go with these bags instead. If you do hear somebody bitching about this, juss' smack 'em on the back of their heads and tell 'em to go to Sam's instead. 
Ya see, this is the problem that social media has created - everybody thinks their opinion matters. Well, it doesn't, so shut the fuck up. We all know what a pain in the ass those way-too-fuckin'-hot chicken houses were to handle, so there, okay? Jeez...
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Yeah - wouldn't thas be nice, huh?
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New Jersey regulators have scheduled a July 19 hearing to decide on the liquor license renewals for two of former President Donald Trump’s golf clubs in the wake of his felony conviction in New York.
A New Jersey law prohibits anyone who was convicted of a crime “involving moral turpitude” from holding a liquor license, according to a spokesperson from the New Jersey attorney general’s office. New Jersey regulators will hold the hearing and determine whether the liquor licenses at the golf courses in Colts Neck and Bedminster can be 'legally renewed'. 
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Florida, which passed a law to allow permitless concealed carry in March 2023,
 saw gun sales go up 1% last year. The Sunshine State was one of only four states to see an increase, with 1,316,471 estimated sales in 2023, according to one report. But that was nothing compared to North Carolina saw a 112% increase in gun sales after their pistol permit law was eliminated in March 2023 by the GOP-led legislature, overriding the Democratic governor's veto.
The other states to see an increase were Illinois (5%), despite a new ban on assault weapons and high-capacity magazines, and New Hampshire (3%), which had no new changes in their gun laws. In total, Americans bought 5.5 million guns to start 2024.
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Feel like the debate was a bust and ya just wanna see 
a GOOD argument? How about this old nugget...
 
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My sentiments 110%, but I'll still vote for Trump. Juss' sayin'...
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If they get what they want, they'll have their first 'woman of color' 
as President. And we will be fucked. You think Joe's cognitive issues 
are bad? Have you ever heard this broad make a coherent statement? 
It's been almost four years and I'm still waiting. Juss' sayin'...
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One more from the Christmas cartoon archives...

  ...      Thanks to a lot of you guys, Babs had a great month leading up  to Christmas. She  still  has a number of items in her store.  Ne...