"I love video games because I have the same experience that I have when I watch a movie that I love or read a book that captures my imagination, but I'm an active participant instead of a passive observer." - Wil Wheaton

"Finding truth is difficult and the road to it is rough. As seekers of the truth, you would be wise to withhold judgment and not simply put your trust in the writings of the ancients. You must question and critically examine those writings from every side. You must submit only to argument and experiment and not to the sayings of any person. For every human being is vulnerable to all kinds of imperfections. As seekers of the truth, we must also suspect and question our own ideas as we perform our investigations, to avoid falling into credulous or careless thinking. Take this course and truth will be revealed to you." - Ibn al-Haytham

"Everybody stand back. I know regular expressions." - XKCD

(An unmatched left parenthesis creates an unresolved tension that will stay with you all day.

"We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close."

#include <beer.h>
void main(){
while(true)
drink();
}