Party jokes

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.As the bartender gives her the drink she says,“I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and.. #funny, #joke, #humor

One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them...

An old half-blind lady by the name of Josephine was turning 91 years old... ... and decided to throw a birthday party together with her three dedicated sons. After her husband died, her sons were all she had. Ever since they were small, all three of the sons were real momma’s boys, and they...

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“What the hell is this? I ordered a rum and coke,” the guy protests. “Just take a bite of the apple,” says the bartender. So, the guy bites the apple, and his eyes light up. “Hey this apple tastes just like rum! What did you soak it in it?” The bartender tells him, “Turn it around.” So...

... “If I can show something you have never seen before will you give me a free drink?” Now the barman has seen mostly everything in his time and says, “Sure, impress me and hell, I’ll give you a free tab for the eve!” So the man puts down the box and opens it and then he pulls a small...

Celebrate with laughter by exploring our collection of birthday puns. Perfect for cards, social media, and party decorations, these witty jokes will make any birthday brighter. #BirthdayPuns #BirthdayHumor #BirthdayLaughs #BirthdayIdeas

A little girl gives her dad a cup of tea. Only when his wife returns and explains to him the source, does he realize it's not so great after... -funny joke