60th survival kit funny

Hello. A friend of mine is turning 60 next month so I have made her a small survival kit to help her with getting older..Loz Survival kit supplies.. Shot glass-it's your birthday, call the shots.. Candle-Blow it out to make a wish.. Champagne and glass-To start the party.. Fake Money- I could not afford the real thing.. Soap-To wash away the years.. Smiley Face-To keep you smiling.. Marbles-to replace the ones you have lost.. Paper Clip-To hold things together.. Pen-To write down things…

Brand SMILE GIFTS UK Item dimensions L x W x H 21 x 15 x 2.3 centimetres Item weight 30 Grams Included components 1 of each everyday item listed on the label Number of pieces 1

An Australian woman has revealed how she made her friend a very unique 50th birthday gift. Her 'survival kit', packed with a range of 'essential' items was made to give her friend 'a bit of a laugh'.

A VERY MEMORABLE GIFT THIS WILL BE AT ANY PARTY. BE PREPARED FOR A LARGE ROAR OF LAUGHTER TO OCCUR FROM THE RECIPIENT AND THOSE WITNESSING THE UNVEILING. THIS IS A GREAT GAG GIFT FOR THOSE CELEBRATING ANOTHER YEAR IN HISTORY. GIVE THIS SENIOR CITIZEN SURVIVAL KIT TO ALL THOSE YOU LOVE WITH A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR! WE HAVE RECEIVED AMAZING FEEDBACK OF HOW THIS GAG GIFT HAS BROUGHT AMAZING JOY TO THOSE WHOM RECEIVE THEM. BE ONE OF OUR GREAT STORIES. *VERY RARELY DUE TO UNAVAILABILITY OF A…

Old Man Survival Kit WD40, Tweezers, drool bib, marbles, aspirin, batteries

Don't read this if you suffer lack of sense of humor!These Over the Hill Gag Gifts are just hilarious and make everybody laugh at getting old. Especially ..

It is finally complete....I ended up with so much stuff I had to eliminate a bunch of things and have a bag of stuff left over for the next victim! It took me a good 20 minutes to figure out how to get everything in.....Crazy! Old Man's Survival Kit Project Supplies: Paint Can, Retired Stampin Up Designer Paper, SU Brads, Dimensionals, Ribbon, Gel Pen and Wire (Retired). Basic Black & Pumpkin Pie Cardstock and Cricut. What went into the "Old Man's Survival Kit" Antacid Tablets Anti Wrinkle…