Halloween of the Damned!

Still marking time until my next full-scale movie review (it'll be up late tonight or early tomorrow), I'd like to share this sheet of wholesome thoughts I found laying on the sidewalk outside the Albany Public Library. I could tell in one glance that it was some sort of religious tract, though this is a particularly amateurish sample of the genre. It is a single 8.5x11 sheet of paper folded four ways, with printing on only one side of the sheet. It was most likely xeroxed at the library for distribution to the masses, one of whom left it on the ground for me to discover. Titled, "What's in your BAG," it features the usual selection of bible verses surrounding the author's own learned remarks on the significance of Halloween. These I print verbatim and in their entirety:

The celebration of halloween is dedicated to satan and the devil.

"Listen carefully my dearest readers."

Listen to what God is saying in the bible.

Isiah 42:8

I am the LORD: that is my name: and my glory will I not give to another, neither my praise to graven images.

Exodus 20:3,4

Thou shalt have no other gods before me. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness ofany thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth

In this days the witch craft and the predictors, they will gain human body's in diffrent places, in peoples homes, forest and mountains to be sacrsfice.

When they can't find people to sacrafices for satan, they will take animals or repiticles to drop their blood from this animals to evil. In those days they will give you candy and those candies, a lot of them are dedicated to the devil and have poison. In other cases some people uses masks to scare and still, also to do evil things to the inisents people, and still goods also.

They either still or kill, Everything that pertain this devilish practice is out of Gods commanments.

So there, you depraved watchers of horror films and eaters of devlish candy! You're on notice. And even if you don't believe a word of this, doesn't it scare you just a little bit to think that a real person wrote this, and is still out there in the world? If so, I suppose I've done my bit to properly haunt your Halloween.

Back to the movies next time.