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100 Best Retirement Jokes

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One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn’t see where it went.” His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, “Why don’t you take my brother...

Retirement is not a small thing or not setting the morning alarm⏰ to go to work, but an even bigger thing. It is one of the most life-changing decisions. It is a happy? and celebratory

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. (Abe Lemons) A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job. (Ella Harris) I’m a little young for retirement. (Joni Mitchell) Preparation for old age should begin not later than one’s teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not […]

Spice up your standard retirement well-wishes with this list of 69 funny retirement memes, jokes, and quotes to put a smile on everyone’s faces.

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