Funny 70th birthday

Feel free to print this 70th printable birthday card.

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Please CAREFULLY read the points below before purchasing! ♦ ALL ITEMS in my shop are DIGITAL FILES ONLY ♦ No physical poster/sign is shipped in the mail ♦ This item is an INSTANT DOWNLOAD ♦ Please BE SURE you are purchasing the correct year! (This item is non-refundable once the item has been downloaded.) This 70th birthday digital sign pack includes four 8x10 digital signs. These funny, light-hearted signs make great party decorations for any 70th birthday party. After printed, they can be…

A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice luxurious hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!" The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it. She…

It's not always easy to come up with the perfect thing to say on a birthday card. This list of 70th Birthday Wishes will help you find the perfect sentiment

Celebrate the milestone of a 70th birthday with heartfelt, funny, and reflective wishes that capture the wisdom of seven decades.

47 70th birthday Poems ranked in order of popularity and relevancy. At PoemSearcher.com find thousands of poems categorized into thousands of categories.

Here are some examples of sincere and funny things to write in a 70th birthday card. Read through this list to get ideas and inspiration, then write your own message for the special 70-year-old in your life.

Seventy is a big milestone. To celebrate their seven decades here are some special and funny 70th birthday poems that you may send to them.