"Tell me,father,is a bottle of ink very expensive"
"Oh ,no,dear"
"Then why is mather angry because I·ve spilt one on the dining-room carpet"
"Oh ,no,dear"
"Then why is mather angry because I·ve spilt one on the dining-room carpet"
vineri, 4 noiembrie 2011
marți, 4 octombrie 2011
LIMERICKS
There was a young fellow of Ealing
Endowed with such delicate feeling,
When he read on the door,
"Don·t spit on the floor,"
He jumped up and spat on the ceiling.
Endowed with such delicate feeling,
When he read on the door,
"Don·t spit on the floor,"
He jumped up and spat on the ceiling.
joi, 1 septembrie 2011
JOKES
Joe:"Dad you·re a lucky man."
Father:"How is that?"
Joe:"You won·t have to buy me any school books this year.
I have been left in the same class."
marți, 9 august 2011
JOKES
"What does your wife say when you came home so late?"
"I·m not married"
"Then why do you go home so late?"
"I·m not married"
"Then why do you go home so late?"
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vineri, 22 iulie 2011
JOKES
Mother:"Yes,and it is opposite whit father,who can drink a week without working."
marți, 12 iulie 2011
JOKES
"What is the longest word in the English language?"
"Idon·t know"
"It is the word:smiles,because there is a mile between the first letter and the last"
"Idon·t know"
"It is the word:smiles,because there is a mile between the first letter and the last"
miercuri, 6 iulie 2011
JOKES
"What·s your name? the teacher ask.
My name is Betty Brown.
And what·s your father·s name? the teacher ask again.
His name·s William Brown. the girls answers.
How old are you?ask the teacher.
I·m seven year old.
And how old do you think I am? the teacher ask the girl.
I don·t know,Betty says.I can only count up to fifty-five."
My name is Betty Brown.
And what·s your father·s name? the teacher ask again.
His name·s William Brown. the girls answers.
How old are you?ask the teacher.
I·m seven year old.
And how old do you think I am? the teacher ask the girl.
I don·t know,Betty says.I can only count up to fifty-five."
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