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DitzyNizzy (aka Jess)
Real name:Jessica "Jess" Bronagh Carter
Date of birth: (1981-09-16) September 16, 1981 (age 43)
Nationalities: Scotland[1]
 Ireland
 Northern Ireland[2]
Place of birthEdinburgh,  Scotland
Current place of residence:Edinburgh
OccupationRecruitment consultant
Sexual preferenceBisexual
Marital statusMarried

Autobiography

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Jessica "Jess" Carter (born September 16, 1981) was born in Edinburgh, moved to Lancaster in 2001, then to Preston in 2004 and moved back to Edinburgh in 2019, where she makes her living as a recruitment consultant. The origins of her username - given to her in late 2005 - are simple: the "ditzy" bit is due to her ditzy nature. The "Nizzy" bit is due to the Nizlopi No1 JCB Song, which are the same as her initals, just in a different order.

Amongst her hobbies are the Eurovision Song Contest, music - most types, but not classical, easy listening or country - football, chocolate and having sex. As a result of at least two of the hobbies, you'll often see her hanging around music or (more likely) football articles - doing little things like typos, formatting errors, that sort of thing.

Notice any screw-ups (typos, formatting errors etc)? Then please change it - just don't vandalise it because I allow you to edit the page. If there's any gaps in the table below, that's because they're meant to be there. If you notice a string of changes on the same page made by me, that's not vandalism: that's because I've noticed something to change after clicking "Save page". Or, in the case of the 2009–10 UEFA Europa League article, I was doing it bit by bit (especially Group H's table).

For myself

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  • /work in progress (for when I have a few spare minutes)
  • Note to self - The following reasons are why you shouldn't edit after you've seen Scotland win at Hampden Park: [1], [2] and [3]. ("Second deletion"? What the f*** were you thinking of, Jess?)[3]
  • Page to experiment on

Other items

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This is for things I've seen around Wikipedia that I've found funny

To follow this up, someone quoted two Britney Spears songs in an AfD in relation to her.

Language/grammar userboxes

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en-
sco-N		This user is a native speaker of Scottish English.
is-3Þessi notandi hefur mjög góð tök á íslensku máli.
fr-3Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau avancé de français.
es-3Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel avanzado de español.
BS-5This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit.
sar-5This user is an expert at picking up on sarcasm, as well as making sarcastic remarks.
ANAL 4This user advocates good grammar usage.
LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.
Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng
…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.
man-
kind		Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.
’sThis user realises that plural nouns should not have an apostrophe while possessive words should!
theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.
byThe passive voice may be used by this user.
to
too
two		This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
their
there
they're		This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
your
you're		This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
A, B, and
A and B		This user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing.
its
it's		It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
“…”This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style.
@#$!This user uses profanity, swearing, cussing, cursing, and expletives often.
than
then		This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."
Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.
[6]
,This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.
???
?!?
!!!		This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up!
This user terminates unquoted ellipses on sight. This is not your blog. We end sentences properly.
"…"?This user thinks "British punctuation is best for quotation marks". Do you?

Wikipedia stuff

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EurovisionThis user is a participant in
WikiProject Eurovision.
This user is a participant in WikiProject Olympics.
This user is a participant in
WikiProject Football.
This user watches over Wikipedia with the help of Twinkle!
This user is a new pages patroller with Twinkle!
This user absolutely hates redirects and has to fix any one she sees.
This editor is a WikiGnome.
This user is a WikiOgress.

Other userboxes

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This user is of Irish and British ancestry.
ScotlandAlbannach
This user is proud to be Scottish.
This user supports the
Scotland national football team
Oh Flower of Scotland
This user supports
SCOTTISH RUGBY
This user supports Celtic.
This user is a Virgo.
This user was born in the Year of the Rooster.雞
This user is a bi female.
♂♀This user supports gender equality.
This user is in a same-sex marriage, domestic partnership or civil union.
DitzyNizzy
identifies as bisexual and is in a monogamous relationship.†
This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.
[7]
This user is a feminist.
This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.
This user does not eat fish. Ever.
This user has asthma.
This user contributes using a wireless connection.
This user still remembers these.
sibs-0This user is an only child.
This user is against cyberbullying.
This user believes in
equality for all
This user wears her mask.
This user survived an infection of
COVID-19.
This user has been vaccinated against COVID-19.
This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.
Pi This user's favourite colour is pink.
Comic SansThis user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font.
This user likes to watch colorful tennis balls bounce up & down.
Saint Bubba the Ball The sanity of this user has been disputed. Refer to the talk page to discuss this topic.
This user is easily distracted.
This user doesn't put much effort into their user page, and probably doesn't see the point.
This user has been
meaning to join the
Procrastinators' Club
for several years.
1010 This user has owned 1010 species of Pokémon.

[8]

This user knows that this userbox is pointless, but what the hell!
ENDThis user has no more userboxes.
(This userbox intentionally
left blank)

[9]

  1. ^ Although I'm technically British, I've never referred to myself as such.
  2. ^ My mum was born in Dublin, and her father was born in Belfast.
  3. ^ Yes, I do talk to myself at times. I sometimes wish that I was a Gemini, so that I could have an excuse.
  4. ^ He was that Georgian luger who died the day the 2010 Winter Olympics began.
  5. ^ Admittedly, the latter was before they spread across England.
  6. ^ That includes the one in this user box.
  7. ^ As one would hope, since I'm in one.
  8. ^ I don't mean to brag, but that means I've caught 'em all! (Although not in the same game, as certain ones are unavailable in Pokémon Sword and Shield and/or Pokémon Scarlet and Violet.)
  9. ^ Erm...
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