I cant really be bothered putting about me so i'll distract you with hundreds of userboxes, I spent all night finding these, from 12 o'clock untill 2 exactly. Once I figure out how to make them there will be a lot more :D

This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits.
’s Thi’s user know’s that not every word that end’s with s need’s an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe’s from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes.


Hi! I am a userbox with a POV. I won't hurt you, I promise! Pretty please don't delete me.
en This user is a native speaker of English.
GB This user uses British English.
<html> This user can write HTML.
This user is short-sighted.
This user is right-handed.
This user does not smoke.
This user supports the fight against breast cancer.
teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.
♀This user is female.
This user is proud to be British.
bro This user has a little brother
This user is an Aries.
S This user is a Slytherin.
LEThis user's alignment is Lawful Evil: the "Dominator."
INFJThis user's MBTI type is INFJ.
This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.
GMT
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This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.
This user supports recycling.
This user supports the
use of green energy.
Cannabis prohibited signThis user is drug-free.
This user believes in logic.
This user supports racial equality.
User:Tedius Zanarukando/Userboxes/User trousers4women
This user supports action to stop violence against women, particularly on December 6.
This user is Pro-Life.
EuThis user is interested in the debate over euthanasia.
This user does not like socklessness.
This user prefers that the death penalty be used far more often.
This user trusts the EU about as far as they can throw it.
This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.
HO HO HO!
This user believes in
Santa Claus.
This user reads between the lines.


This user enjoys reading fiction.
This user enjoys writing.
HPThis user is a Harry Potter fan.
L.V. This user is a fan of Lord Voldemort.
This user takes time to
eat the flowers.
^_^This user is interested in anime and manga.
This user likes all of the colours.
G This user's favorite color is green.
@This user can be reached by email.
This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is rachez411.
This user uses Windows Live Messenger and his/her email address is [email protected].
DAThis user is the DeviantArt deviant known as Rachyea.
LJThis user maintains a LiveJournal  as @i_am_the_hbp.
This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user uses MSN Hotmail as a primary email service.
This user uses LimeWire.
This user uses µTorrent.
This user is using a web browser.
This user contributes using
Internet Explorer 7.
WThis user contributes using Microsoft Word.
BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.
This user loves fruit.
This user eats strawberries.
This user eats cheese.
This user eats chicken.
This user loves to eat fries, or chips.
This user loves cake.
This user enjoys jelly beans.
This user eats popcorn.
C2H5OH-0This user is a non-drinker.
S-0This user does not drink carbonated beverages.
This user drinks water regularly.
This user drinks orange juice.
This user drinks milk.
This user eats at McDonald's.
This user enjoys chess.
This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)
S1This user is a Scrabble player.
CardsThis user enjoys playing card games.
This user enjoys playing poker.
CardsThis user enjoys playing Uno.
cvg-4This user is an expert gamer.
This user is addicted to video games.
This user enjoys PlayStation 2 games.
This user prefers the PlayStation Portable over the Nintendo DS.
This user still enjoys the underrated Sega Dreamcast.
(-o-) This user plays the Pokémon RPGs and other related video games.
This user likes to spin pens.
This user is an art lover.
This user is interested in painting.
This user enjoys singing.
This user enjoys writing.
Editing Wikipedia is something this user does as a hobby.
This user prefers warm weather.
This user enjoys watching the weather.
1+1=3?This user does not understand mathematics.
SIThis user uses the metric system and loves it.
?met?This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.
This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1.
This user is pretty sure that they are an outlier compared to everybody else.
This user's deviation is standard.
:(This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.
HThis user is addicted to Vicodin.
HouseThis user is addicted to Vicodin.
d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.
newsThe only reality show this user watches is the news.
STAR TREKRacheya is a fan of Star Trek: Voyager.VOY
trekThis user is a Trekker and knows that any real fan is not a Trekkie.
QThis user is an omnipotent member of the Q Continuum.
This user attends, has attended, or hopes to attend Starfleet Academy.
This user has been assimilated. Resistance is futile.
This user has been assimilated. Resistance is futile.
itvThis user is from north-west England and watches ITV Granada.
itv1This user watches ITV1.
This user watches Channel 4.
This user has satellite television provided by Sky.
This user enjoys punk rock.
For those about to rock, this user salutes you!
This user likes alternative rock.
This user has an iPod.
This user is not a pet owner.
This user enjoys ice skating.
This user enjoys skateboarding.
This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.
User:HokieRNB/userboxes/House
HThis user knows that EVERYBODY LIES.
M.D.This user watches House.
This user recently discovered how to use userboxes.
This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.
ENDThis user has no more userboxes.