Newcomer Please be nice/patient.
This user is a New Wikipedian.
This user is female.
teen This user is a teenager, not a stereotype.
hs This user is a high school student.
F This user is a furry.
This user is right-handed.
This user is nearsighted.
Sibs This user is an only child.
This user prefers cold weather.
This user supports equal rights for queer people.
This user has a crush on someone.
This user is visiting from an Alternate Universe.
This user is of multiple ancestries.
Public domain
This user is Canadian, eh?
This user comes from Ontario.
This user says "Thank You" to Canadian Soldiers and Veterans. We Will Remember Them.
This user is a Naturalist.
This user enjoys writing.
This user enjoys pottery.
a²+b²=c² This user is an intermediate mathematician.
?met? This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans have such a hard time with them.
Fx This user is interested in astronomy.
This user understands biological evolution.


This user is interested in alchemy.
This user believes in reincarnation.
This user is interested in ancient civilizations.
This user is a Capricorn.
This user was born in the year of the Monkey.
This user's hero is Isaac Asimov.
This user enjoys reading science fiction.
' This user has fancy rats.
This user is a cat lover.
band-3 This user loves Cascada.
band-3 This user loves Rufio.
band-2 This user likes the band Relient K.
band-2 This user likes the band Simple Plan.
cvg-2 This user is an intermediate gamer.
This user prefers Nintendo's Wii over the other consoles, even if it hasn't come out yet.
PS2 This user enjoys playing games on a PS2.
N64 This user still enjoys the Nintendo 64.
SSB This user thinks the best Smash Bros. character is Meta Knight.
SSB This user thinks the best Smash Bros. character is the Ice Climbers.
fan-2 This user loves the video game Jet Force Gemini.
fan-2 This user loves the video game Shadow Madness.
fan-1 This user enjoys the video game Pikmin.
Star Fox This user plays the Star Fox series. Joey bishop
Nin-3 This user's favorite Nintendo character is Meta Knight.
Nin-2 This user is a big fan of the Nintendo character Falco Lombardi.
Nin-1 This user is a fan of the Nintendo character ROB 64.
This user is a Pokémon fan.
SLY This user plays the Sly Cooper series of games.
fan-0 This user dislikes the video game character Neyla.
fan-2 This user is a big fan of the video game character Arpeggio.
fan-2 This user loves the video game Ratchet and Clank.
fan-2 This user is a big fan of the video game character Merc.
fan-2 This user is a big fan of the video game character Green.
fan-0 This user dislikes the video game character Captain Qwark.
CSI This user follows the evidence.
trek This user is a fan of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. DS9
trek This user is a fan of Star Trek: Voyager. VOY
Q
This user is an omnipotent member of the Q Continuum.
LimeWire icon This user uses LimeWire.
WP This user contributes using Corel WordPerfect.
Mix This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.
its & it's This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.
This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately…
This user uses Wikipedia as his or her primary point of reference.
Google This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user has too much time on his/her hands.
... This user is proud to say that they have kept their amateur procrastinator status intact.
All your base are belong to this user.
This user takes time to
eat the flowers.
This user eats pie.
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This user likes banging on the keyboard.
This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his/her user page instead of actually writing something useful.
ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes.




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