Good morning sunshine, the world says hello. Due to a medical condition known as ADD, Josuechan is unable to remain focused on one field. The doctor recommends a herbal treatment of marijuana, which, quite unfortunately, is expensive and difficult to obtain. As a result, his condition worsens and he spends his days reading random stuff from statistics, modern physics, economics, evolutionary biology, British history and film studies.

Josuechan thinks that the FA status is a genius invention, rivaled only by instant noodles and pornography. Surely, it is only an imaginary carrot, but so many editors work days and nights unpaid just to get it. Sometimes they even show their long, scary canine teeth if you happen to be in their way. At this point you wonder, Shouldn't they eat meat with their canine teeth instead of carrots? Yes, yes, but you see, it is an imaginary carrot so they do not actually eat it. Ah. That's the catch.

“We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don't care for.” -- Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach

.....This user is a professional procrastinator.
This user is a bibliophile.
This user is from Macau.
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This user thinks Wikimedia deserves the Nobel Peace Prize
This user believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is as likely as creationism.
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  The Barnstar of National Merit
I, Coloane (talk), award you this barnstar of national merit in recognition of your fine contributions and improvements to Macau articles. Coloane (talk) 00:53, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
  The Epic Barnstar
I, Pericles of Athens, award you Josuechan with this barnstar to commemorate your outstanding commitment to improving several Chinese history articles, including Ming Dynasty, Grand Secretariat, the Censorate, and the Three Departments and Six Ministries. Great job!--Pericles of AthensTalk 17:03, 22 January 2008 (UTC)