Special thanks to Cabayi for repeatedly being incredibly helpful. I really do appreciate the time and energy he has put into teaching me how to utilize and navigate Wikipedia as an editor. (To put this into perspective, I do not simply 'owe him a beer'. I owe him the whole damn bar.)
Wikipedia 5 Pillars: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Five_pillars
"Consensus" per Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Consensus
Wikipedia Help: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:Contents
Help with editing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:Editing
How to cite sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Citing_sources. More on video sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Video_links
Wikipedia Reliable Sources List: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Reliable_sources/Perennial_sources
Wikipedia Support: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Contact_us
Ping/cite another user: Put double square brackets around the following, User:'user name'|'user name'
Check a users edit count (you need to replace 'user name' with Cmsmith93, for example): https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ACentralAuth/'user name'
Finding specialized user's (click the Group drop down); https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:GlobalUsers/
Biographies of living persons; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Biographies_of_living_persons
User Access Levels; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:User_access_levels
Reporting Users: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents