https://nypost.com/2018/07/09/man-found-dead-with-face-half-eaten-by-his-dog/

Lmao animals do that shit to survive

"“The foreign man had lived here for about three years and he was friendly. He loved his dog — he took him for walks every night.

“He lived alone but he had a lot of different women visitors coming to the house. So I think he was happy, he always was happy when he was outside walking.”"

he died first

before the dog started eating him

Yeah which is expected from a hungry pet

probably smelled entirely different as well

He looked like the type to fuck his dog tbf

i was looking after a dog the other day and it was sort of like "entertain me or die"

and his name is loki

and he fucking ate the dead remnants of my world tree bonsai the little fuckwit

Make Soygon add a recipe channel for food

luckily i made a backup

Rip the corpse of your mico tree

and the "little fuckwit" is llike about 60KG

I like big dogs

You have to get them trained though

Friend of mine has a colossal German shepard that unironically wants to kill me

Retard refuses to get it trained

we have a strange r5elationshi because we soul melded

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Who's dead now

mfw argel didnt change my nickname to xX_MinorityAnnihilator69_Xx here as well <:Sad:512776308909146142>

https://tenor.com/XsrE.gif

I didn't but while your here

```?role all @Silence ```

Add a food recipes channel

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There's a button that lets you see who @s you btw

close ur legs it stinks

the ancient athenians werent gay enough to cook

```?cells @Samaritan™#1951 stupid questions win stupid prizes```

No recipe channel then?

Aww

change my mind

this isnt facebook

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?nig