ACTUALLY

no

**make obesity a crime**

where your average landwhale doesnt make any

The global market is controlled by a covert cabal of people.

listen buddy

if we ban obesity

obesity rates will plummet

@Weez Shhhhh, don't let the goyim know

Sorry.

🇪🇺

PEP likes his women thicc

Listen to Minor Threat with me, PEP while you fuck my behind.

@Mikey PEP like his women to have thicc dicks

@Mikey what should be an appropriate punishment for the criminally obese?

Jesus

Forcing them onto a healthy diet and a good exercise cycle.

that won't work

Fat cards that prevent them from buying unhealthy food <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

**have the police take their food vouchers away**

@Mikey hold on a second i think you're onto something

what if

obesity is literally just bad hormones and body functioning

No free healthcare either. Or disabled parking permits.

we make cars that don't fit big bellies

if we make tight cars

they can't drive

Honestly, no free healthcare for smokers either.

so they will have to lose weight

or die

Obesity is our strength!
- The Left

hmm

what if we just cut off their fat?

**SOON**

if we just cut off their fat, they won't be fat anymore

and if they die

it will deter the others

tbh

Reminder, the right are more violent than the left.

I hate how right wing Bernie is tbh. But he's the best candidate we've got for now...