All of my faggot friends are getting pissed at my name change.

Well, most of my faggot friends. At least two of them find the joke hilarious.

Lvl up faster

Lol

I'm trying.

It's so hard.

Dooooooo eeeeeeeeet

You're not allowed to take that comment out of context.

I'll tell you what else is hard...

Gotta think about Hailey

But you have that avatar though...

Yee

Well, my faggot friends will know I'm online when I change my name. Then I'll *really* get it.

Sounds like you got some shithead friends

Then again, the only two that find it hilarious have already accepted my Trump support because they fucking hate the Ctrl-Left.

At least ones that have forgotten what humor is.

I don't understand how people turn into that and think its productive

They all seem convinced that behavior is improving their situation somehow

I've forgotten how to humor. I can only shitpost now...

Simple: if nobody can feel joy like you, then everyone is just as miserable as you are.

Yep

The communist approach

That's kind of their entire philosophy: if someone has more than you (of anything, physical or not) then the solution is not to attain more by hard work, the solution is to destroy what others have.

Seems so

Just wait until someone starts advocating for 'State approved comedy'

Yep

We already have that, it's called Late Night TV

Woke

What's kind of funny is that the lowest person in America still has more than the entirety of the upper class in Zimbabwe.

It's all relative

As long as I have enough means to protect myself from whatever threats are common, I'm fine.

And not starve, obviously

I got my fists. And my Stand.

AND MY AXE

And my debt!

Oh wait

Work more.

Lol I ain't got debt jk

Debt can basically be forever

Great scam

Me either. College during service?