Message from @sargen

2017-09-30 21:58:32 UTC

I saw a closeup of this tattoo and her entire eyeball is swollen and purple

2017-09-30 21:58:33 UTC

My teacher said to me that i was a failure and i'll never amount to anything, i laughed at him ":whats so funny anon?", "well you see professor," the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer "i watch rick and morty". The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "how?" the proffessor says, "i cant undersand its humour.." "well you see" i say, "WUBBA LUIBBA DUB DUB" one lone student laughs in the back, and i turn to see who this fellow genius is,
its none other than albert einstein

Drakus_

2017-09-30 21:58:37 UTC

And oozing purple ink

!𝓐𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓮 𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷

2017-09-30 21:58:49 UTC

<:DabBoi:363745494255665153> <:DabBoi:363745494255665153>

ordosius

2017-09-30 21:58:53 UTC

when did the peepee poopoo man "Designated Loo" get cucked?

Drakus_

2017-09-30 21:58:56 UTC

<:DabBoi:363745494255665153>

Grugochet

2017-09-30 21:58:59 UTC

SWEAT BABY SWEAT BABY

Grugochet

2017-09-30 21:59:03 UTC

SEX IS A TEXAS DROUGHT

sargen

2017-09-30 21:59:17 UTC

Me fucking mormons

sargen

2017-09-30 21:59:23 UTC

Oh

sargen

2017-09-30 21:59:25 UTC

No

Drakus_

2017-09-30 21:59:30 UTC

! Q !

2017-09-30 21:59:33 UTC

Mormon women are crazy

Grugochet

2017-09-30 21:59:40 UTC

U AND ME BABY AINT NOTHIN BUT MAMMALS SO LETS DO IT LIKE THEY DO IT ON DICKSCOVERY CHANNEL

Grugochet

2017-09-30 21:59:46 UTC

(gettin horny now)

ordosius

2017-09-30 21:59:47 UTC

i had mormon neighbors at one point, they had 12 kids.

Drakus_

2017-09-30 22:00:02 UTC

The fuck is a Mormon again?

!𝓐𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓮 𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷

2017-09-30 22:00:07 UTC

...

Drakus_

2017-09-30 22:00:12 UTC

And what do they believe

!𝓐𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓮 𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷

2017-09-30 22:00:13 UTC

@ordosius ***w a t***

sargen

2017-09-30 22:00:14 UTC

Woe

! Q !

2017-09-30 22:00:18 UTC

@Drakus_ someone who prays to Mecca 5x daily.

Grugochet

2017-09-30 22:00:22 UTC

LOVE the kind u clean up with a mop and bucket

sargen

2017-09-30 22:00:23 UTC

Its 1 oct now

Daddu

2017-09-30 22:00:26 UTC

Something like Christan but not really

Nero

2017-09-30 22:00:45 UTC

Where the white women at?

! Q !

2017-09-30 22:00:47 UTC

Seriously though, Mormons believe that Jesus returned to North America.

sargen

2017-09-30 22:00:48 UTC

I knoe

ordosius

2017-09-30 22:01:00 UTC

@!𝓐𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓮 𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷 yea the guy was a doctor and since he was a mormon they dont believe in safe sex. dude had 12 kids and by the time he moved out he had another one on the way.

!𝓐𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓮 𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷

2017-09-30 22:01:15 UTC

yuk

ordosius

2017-09-30 22:01:19 UTC

mormons reproduce like fucking muslims

sargen

2017-09-30 22:01:42 UTC

Isnt mormons a branch of gnosis

Drakus_

2017-09-30 22:01:45 UTC

I knew a Mormon in High School and he looked inbred and his name was Malachi