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The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

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I made an apology for my obnoxious behavior. I refuse to apologize for my feelings. I'm trying to talk to him, in a nice way, like he keeps asking of me, and I want him to just say something nice to me about me so I can maybe just feel a tiny bit better. He tells me it's within me. Oh, but he had told me, I made HIM miserable. But that's not within him? His response? "That was in the past." Also in response to my asking his response was "I don't think we should be living together. " No shit…

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