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» 40 things to know from a soon to be 40 year old » I am turning 40 this week. Yikes. 40. That sounds old. Time has flown by. "The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot" - Michael

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timely, as I'm turning 40 this year! hahaha!

"At 40, you still have all the moves – you just don’t make them as fast." Jokes about turning 40 to make your milestone a smile-stone, not a pile of groans.

40 is the new 20! ...I like that.

A list of ways to wish someone a Happy 40th Birthday. These 40th birthday wishes range from sweet and sincere, to biting and hilarious.