Out of pocket jokes

If you're ready for some good laughs, but don't have a ton of time, these short jokes will do the trick, from quick jokes for adults to funny ones for kids.

“You’re going to jail for all that marijuana in your pocket!” the policeman stated. “But officer, this weed isn’t mine. It keeps appearing in my pocket every time I flush it down the toilet.” the man replied. “Oh, really? This I gotta see. If you can prove it, you’re free to go!” the...