Kitchen overlord

Remember: when an other dimensional creature tastes these and asks if you’re a cooking god, always say YES! Stay Pufft Marshmallow Heads 3 (1/4 oz) packets unflavored gelatin ½ cup ice cold water ¼ cup bourbon 2 cups sugar ⅔ cup light corn syrup ¼ tsp kosher salt 1 tsp […]

According to The Doctor, we can thank him for banana daiquiri’s, fish fingers and custard, and the Yorkshire Pudding. This classic British side dish is surprisingly easy to make. Use it to impress redheads, repel Romans, and keep yourself busy while living time the long way round without skipping past […]

Sometimes catching fire to your own stock is the only way to feed the hungry. Mellark Bakery’s Burnt Bread 1 tbsp yeast 2 cups warm water ¼ cup honey + 1 tbsp 2 tsp salt 1 cup raisins 1 cup chopped walnuts or pecans 2 ½ cups whole wheat flour […]

Illustrated Recipe for Frelling Food Cubes from Farscape

Nothing ever goes right in the town of Storybrook. One day, you’re a stern but loving mother, the next day your son’s biological mother shows up and reminds the entire town’s population that you’re an evil queen who trapped them in their own personal purgatories. What’s a mayor to do? […]

There’s more to life than good schwarma. Inspire your own home team of Avengers with Tony’s own artfully narcissistic pasta dish. Represent the rest of the team with a spinach and kale smoothie as green as the Hulk, some moussaka for Hawkeye’s smooth purple and black look, or an uberpartiotic […]

Use this easy recipe to beat all your rival culinary mad scientists at the next chili cookoff. Cafe Diem’s Five Alarm Chili 2 pounds lean hamburger 1 large yellow onion, chopped 1 medium green bell pepper, seeded and chopped 4 cloves garlic, chopped 1 (12-oz) bottle dark beer 1 (4-oz) […]

In space, no one can hear you squee. These eggs are as deceptive as an adorable newly spawned facehugger yet far easier to stomach. In case of emergency, make a batch to serve unexpected Vegans, Predators, or Aliens.