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A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.As the bartender gives her the drink she says,“I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and.. #funny, #joke, #humor

But after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other. At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why Hooters?” “They...

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A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar Suddenlya gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he…

Birthdays are special for everyone. To make someone's birthday extra special, it is up to the family and friends. 25 Happy Birthday Meme funny images wishes.

Wish someone a merry Christmas with these funny Christmas wishes, hilarious quotes and the best Christmas jokes out there

You know when it's the last day of the week, you're ready to leave work and have a drink because you have that Friday feeling? Well, we have all the best funny Friday memes to share when you're ready for the week to be over.