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Funny Joke: A religious woman, upon waking up each morning...   ... would open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.”   This Atheist Jokes, Religious Jokes, Morning Jokes, Kueez Celebrity, Kueez Amazing, Christian Good Morning Quotes, Bible Jokes, Door Stand, Kueez Pins

A religious woman, upon waking up each morning... ... would open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter back, “There is no Lord.” One morning the atheist neighbor overheard his neighbor...

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Funny Joke: I just don’t wanna go to school! Memes Jokes Funny, School Quotes Funny In English, Jokes English Funny, School Jokes In English, Pomes Funny, Very Funny Jokes In English Short, Funny Funny Jokes, Funny Mean Jokes, Good Jokes To Tell Funny

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...

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