Captions for stalkers

M. Sosa on Instagram: “Do you have stalkers, exes, ex-friends, that check your page, too? 🤣 I'm good luv, enjoy. My books are available through the link in my…”

Ha. People are delusional as hell. It's funny how people do slick shit and then you call them on it, they tell. I tell ya, their are some slick bitches out beyond belief. Folks better be glad I'm saved. HaaaaI Leave people to do the lame.crap that they do and be glad your not one of them. Next chapter....

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Featuring the best Shady Instagram Captions perfect for dealing with haters & exes. From witty comebacks to subtle jabs, these captions add sass to your posts.

HAHAHA oh god so perfect. I don't know if you still stalk the shit out of my social media but I'm going to guess yes because you're really lame. Hi bitch. :)