Funny irish jokes

They ran out of food a couple of days ago, and ran out of water just today, so naturally they’re pretty desperate. Out on the water, one of them spies a genie’s lamp, and they both frantically paddle towards it. One of them pull out the lamp and rubs it, and lo and behold, a genie pops...

He says, ‘I hear you Irish are damn good drinkersI'll bet 500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.'The room is quiet and no-one takes u.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Two Irishman, Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub after drinking late one night. Mick says to Paddy, “I can’t be bothered to walk all that way.” “I know,” says Paddy, “But we’ve no money for a cab and we’ve missed the last bus home.” “We could steal a bus from the depot,” Mick...

Paddy says to Mary if you were stranded on a desert island who would you like most to be with you?”“My uncle Mick” replies Paddy.“What’s so special about him?” asks Mary. “He’s got a boat,” says Paddy

Leave it to the Irish to come up with some witty, sarcastic, and funny things to say about life. These funny Irish quotes here is sure to have you smiling.

Whether sarcastic, weird, or just plain wise, humorous sayings from Ireland are known worldwide. Here are the top twenty funny Irish sayings.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman and an Irishman t hey run into a bar and say to the bartender “quick, we need somewhere to hide, there's a man trying to kill us!”The bartender says “there are some.. #funny, #joke, #humor

These are some of the best Irish jokes you will find online. I have no doubt you will not make it through this list without laughing out loud. Guaranteed.