Monita

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The following article is not part of the Zelda canon and should not be taken as such.

Monita is the robotic host that runs Nintendo Land.[1]

Biography

Upon first meeting Monita, she is trapped inside a ? Block, and asks the player to let her out.[2] She then introduces the basic gameplay mechanics used to navigate the plaza and the Central Tower. She will also describe the different prizes unlocked in the plaza.

Prize Descriptions

Monita's descriptions of Battle Quest-related prizes are as follows:


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These massive Moblins are three times the size of standard, garden-variety Moblins, which is the cause of much envy among the Moblin community. When Big Moblins swing their clubs, they leave themselves open to counterattack.

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Some believe these odd birds developed round bodies from excessive rest. It's also possible they merely ingested something spherical.

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Esteemed visitors, please refrain from detonating explosives when your friends are nearby. But don't worry about these bombs--I'm mostly sure it's just a display unit.

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A faithful recreation of the gnarled forest guardian, the Great Deku Tree. · Feeling weary? How about a rest in the shade of its sprawling canopy? No, that wouldn't be terrifying at all.

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This eye stares unnervingly until you hit it and trigger the switch mechanism. But sometimes I can't really tell if it's done anything. Maybe it should spend less time leering and intimidating and more time being productive.

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This evil lord supposedly possesses the Triforce. Just when you expect him to attack from afar...SURPRISE! He's right beside you. Which isn't nice at all.

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Touch a button to play a song. Touch it again to stop. You'll unlock more songs as you play, so come back often!

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These oversensitive birds can be calmly gliding one moment, then furiously dive-bombing you the next. They can deflate a balloon faster than I can deflate a joke with my searing sarcasm.

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Keese are bat-like monsters usually found in dark places. They ram you if you get close and then fly out of reach when you finally manage to draw your sword. How rude!

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This legendary sword is imbued with awe-inspiring magical power and can only be wielded by the righteous. That means if you've been very naughty, you probably won't be able to use it.

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This speedster is famed for the speed of its attack. They seem to be quite proud of their athletic physiques. Perhaps they should stop menacing travelers and channel their energy into careers in professional athletics.

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Made with a state-of-the-art, space-age glass material, these switches can withstand just about anything. It does make a robot girl wonder, though--since when do switches get all the high-tech glass?

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Tektites have built-in gyro-sensors that prevent them from ever getting dizzy. Their shells are highly resistant, so try to slice through the gaps or shoot straight for the eye.

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These magical foes attack from afar. They've only got one trick up their loosely hanging sleeves, and that's...well, magic!

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These massive Moblins are three times the size of standard, garden-variety Moblins, which is the cause of much envy among the Moblin community. When Big Moblins swing their clubs, they leave themselves open to counterattack.

Some believe these odd birds developed round bodies from excessive rest. It's also possible they merely ingested something spherical.

Esteemed visitors, please refrain from detonating explosives when your friends are nearby. But don't worry about these bombs--I'm mostly sure it's just a display unit.

A faithful recreation of the gnarled forest guardian, the Great Deku Tree. · Feeling weary? How about a rest in the shade of its sprawling canopy? No, that wouldn't be terrifying at all.

This eye stares unnervingly until you hit it and trigger the switch mechanism. But sometimes I can't really tell if it's done anything. Maybe it should spend less time leering and intimidating and more time being productive.

This evil lord supposedly possesses the Triforce. Just when you expect him to attack from afar...SURPRISE! He's right beside you. Which isn't nice at all.

Touch a button to play a song. Touch it again to stop. You'll unlock more songs as you play, so come back often!

These oversensitive birds can be calmly gliding one moment, then furiously dive-bombing you the next. They can deflate a balloon faster than I can deflate a joke with my searing sarcasm.

Keese are bat-like monsters usually found in dark places. They ram you if you get close and then fly out of reach when you finally manage to draw your sword. How rude!

This legendary sword is imbued with awe-inspiring magical power and can only be wielded by the righteous. That means if you've been very naughty, you probably won't be able to use it.

This speedster is famed for the speed of its attack. They seem to be quite proud of their athletic physiques. Perhaps they should stop menacing travelers and channel their energy into careers in professional athletics.

Made with a state-of-the-art, space-age glass material, these switches can withstand just about anything. It does make a robot girl wonder, though--since when do switches get all the high-tech glass?

Tektites have built-in gyro-sensors that prevent them from ever getting dizzy. Their shells are highly resistant, so try to slice through the gaps or shoot straight for the eye.

These magical foes attack from afar. They've only got one trick up their loosely hanging sleeves, and that's...well, magic!

Nomenclature

"Monita" is likely a play on the word "monitor."

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References

  1. Welcome to Nintendo Land! I am Monita, your park guide. — Monita (Nintendo Land)
  2. Um, excuse me. Would you mind letting me out of here? Just touch the box on the [Gamepad]IconFile:NL Gamepad Icon.png. — Monita (Nintendo Land)