I'm watching Pingu right now and wow how did I forget that Pingu once tried to recreate the Tower of Babel.

Would love to hear the Vatican's opinions on this.

they are animals, and thus free of sin. In fact, doctrinally, animals give glory to God merely by existing so. Pingu’s fine

But by creating a tower tall enough to reach God's kingdom, would they achieve sin?

"At one famous trial in Autun, France, in 1522, some rats were charged with feloniously eating and wantonly destroying the province's barley crop and so were ordered to appear in court. “ if rats can commit crimes, penguins can sin

That’s French courts though. France is a perversion of every law, moral, or truth known to man or heaven.

He is NOT. SKINNY!!! (picks up a chair and throws it at the wall and it splinters into a hundred pieces of wood) AAAAGGHGGGHHHGGGH (rips the glass pane from the window and smashes it over a vase causing both items to shatter into shrapnel) (and the ground is covered in sharp fragments of wood and glass and ceramic and I use my powers to swirl them all into the air launch them directly towards you. For drawing him skinny)

if reclaiming slurs is simply a matter of having ever been called it, rather than being the actual intended target of it, then congratulations to every single middle schooler in a CoD lobby for being the vanguard of progressive reclamation

like. a straight boy being called a homo is first and foremost being given an opportunity to reassert his heterosexuality and join in on homophobia. to the gay boy, the slur is a threat; to the straight boy, a competition.

i think as adults it’s our responsibility to be nice to kids and treat them with the respect we wish we got at that age and im not kidding or exaggerating in the least

OZhhhhhmyhghhoooddddd

I just had the most incredible exchange with one of my fathers (who I am not out to)

Him: (talking about the modern lgbt+ movement) I don’t know, it’s so much better than it used to be, but some things I just don’t get. Like… all this bathroom stuff now Me: Like what?

Him: Like… okay, so they installed tampon stations in the men’s room at the office, right?

Me: That’s great!

Him: I just don’t get it, though. Me: What don’t you get?

Him: Well…. What’s the point? Sure, you can use whatever washroom you want, but- Me: Trans dudes. Him:

Him: …what

Me: Transgender men. Trans dudes

Him: (Prolonged silence, staring into the middle distance)

Him: If you transition to… (second long silence)

Me: The equipment stays the same

Me: Unless you get like. Surgery for that

Him:

Him: Huh

Me: what did you…?

Him: I don’t know

Me:

Him:

Him: … I mean I figured it was handy for a nosebleed

One thing they don’t tell you about sewing is that it is actually ironing

i wish people who dunk on “silly” southern accents and vernacular could experience the total derealization that comes with listening to yourself talk and realizing that it’s not your real voice anymore. i spent so many years flattening my accent to sound smarter that i have to remind myself constantly that it’s okay to use my real fucking voice. i’ve had customers at my job make fun of me to my face when i let it slip. when i’m public speaking or even speaking in class with my peers it goes away completely because i’m so terrified of being perceived as a hick. just imagine opening your mouth and hearing a strangers’ voice come out. i can’t stress how viscerally upsetting it is to not know what the real you sounds like anymore. just think for two seconds before you yell about how you can’t take southern or appalachian dialects seriously or i will blow you up with this bombbbbb i swear to godddddd

adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

just wanted to share these executive dysfunction comics i am so sorry to whoever drew them these have been saved on my phone for like 6 years

The most haunting YouTube comment I have ever seen.

queer is a gender, sexuality, romantic orientation, political alignment, and mission statement, babey

queer is literally a slur that means weird and strange

and I most certainly am weird and strange, what else you got?

sipping on drinks you can’t pronounce in bars you’ve never heard of

Drop the recipe chief

fine I'll do it myself

Cruster's Last Stand

The Shadow Of Mount Rainier Causing A Gap In The Sunset.

Wrong: Darkness Beam Attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

one of my favourite things when i'm a customer somewhere is getting the "you see this shit?" look from one of the employees about another customer or coworker. Yes, i have been correctly identified as an ally in your struggle, the customer you can trust to go "yeah, what the fuck?" instead of blowing up at you. i am honored to be knighted by the sword of your piercing gaze ma'am. And thank you for my coffee.

imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut

my name is croutons and this is my story

#why is he naked??????

Given how much they've cut off, his fur was probably matted. Long-haired cats often need regular brushing, or at least a safe indoor environment to regularly groom themselves. Long-haired strays frequently get hair so matted it can't be brushed out and it has to be cut off for their health and comfort.

It'll grow back and, since he's an indoor cat now and I assume his owner has a cat brush, it'll be much more comfortable when it does.