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The reindeer are on strike this year so Santa had to assemble a new team on short notice
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Puffball mushroom
I dip
The blue-coverall wearing hero tames a vicious beast who has been terrorizing our village! Huzzah!
People in the 1850’s: Golly gee, I wish we had a flying machine that could take us anywhere we wanted!
The humble blimp:
They literally can’t do anything omg
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Once all currencies devalue, I will be investing in this, not Bitcoin.
Anonymous asked:
your blog is like cocomelon to me /pos
Thank u I love u
thoughts on the mackerel economy?
I’ve lost everything on mackerel in the stock market, herring is on the rise
Don’t make me put your ass in the sealbarrow
This is you, floating effortlessly through the ocean of life. And like this seal; you can go anywhere the current takes you. After all, you’re built for this :)