Biwi: Tumare dimag me sirf gobar bhara hai. Pati: To fir itni der se Q kha rahi ho??????

I would like to create a commune of love where people are very very playful about love and there is no commitment as such. And Im not saying that you cannot remain with one person forever. You can, but there is no commitment as such. If it happens, if every day you feel ecstatic with him/her and he/she feels ecstatic with you, then it is perfectly good; let the game continue. It may continue for your whole life, it may go deeper and deeper the more you come close the deeper it will go- but there is no commitment. If tomorrow morning he/she simply says good-bye to you, you will not feel hurt and rejected. You will say, Okey! Im greatful for all the joys that you have given to me but there is no bitterness in it. Both be playful. No clinging, no ideas of husband and wife and things like that. These are all neurotic ideas. They have driven the whole humanity mad. I want you to be very very unneurotic. Just go into any family and wives and husbands are neurotic. It is so difficult to find a psychologically healthy family almost impossible; it doesnt exist. And all children are brought up by neurotic couples so those children become neurotic from the very beginning.

"Become loving. When you are in the embrace, become the embrace. Become the kiss. Forget yourself so totally that you can say, "I am no more. Only love exists." Then the heart is not beating, but love is beating. Then the blood is not circulating, but love is circulating. Then eyes are not seeing, love is seeing. Then hands are not moving to touch, love is moving to touch. Become love and enter everlasting life. Love suddenly changes your dimension. You are thrown out of time and you are facing eternity. Love can become a deep meditation, the deepest possible. Lovers have known sometimes what saints have not known." ~Osho Tag yourselves and to share this wisdom with a friend click on Share

In orgasm, you come to this deepest layer of your body where matter no longer exists, just energy waves; you become a dancing energy, vibrating. There are no longer any boundaries to you - pulsating, but no longer substantial. And your beloved also pulsates. Now, sexual orgasm needs time - the longer, the better; because then it will go deeper into your being, into your mind, into your soul. Then it will spread from the toe to the head . . . every fiber of your being will be throbbing with it. Your whole body will become an orchestra and it will come to a crescendo. Osho Tag yourselves and to share this wisdom with a friend click on Share

One tree merging into another tree, earth merging into the trees, trees merging into the sky, the sky merging into the beyond you merging in me, I mergine in you everything merging distinctions lost, melting and merging like waves into other waves a vast oneness vibrating, alive, without boundaries, without definitions, without distinctions the sage merging into the sinner, the sinner merging into the sage good becoming bad, bad becoming good night turning into the day, the day turning into the night life melting into death, death molding again into life -- then everything has become one.

"Become loving. When you are in the embrace, become the embrace. Become the kiss. Forget yourself so totally that you can say, "I am no more. Only love exists." Then the heart is not beating, but love is beating. Then the blood is not circulating, but love is circulating. Then eyes are not seeing, love is seeing. Then hands are not moving to touch, love is moving to touch. Become love and enter everlasting life. Love suddenly changes your dimension. You are thrown out of time and you are facing eternity. Love can become a deep meditation, the deepest possible. Lovers have known sometimes what saints have not known."

What we call love is really a whole spectrum of relating, reaching from the earth to the sky. At the most earthy level, love is sexual attraction. Many of us remain stuck there, because our conditioning has burdened our sexuality with all k...inds of expectations and repressions. Actually the biggest "problem" with sexual love is that it... never lasts. Only if we accept this fact can we then really celebrate it for what it is--welcome its happening, and say good-bye with gratitude when it's not. Then as we mature, we can begin to experience the love that exists beyond sexuality and honors the unique individuality of the other. We begin to understand that our partner often functions as a mirror, reflecting unseen aspects of our deeper self and supporting us to become whole. This love is based in freedom, not expectation or need. Its wings take us higher and higher towards the universal love that experiences all as one.

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On transforming the act of sex into a sacrament of love and spiritual union. Tantric Union is meditative, spontaneous and very intimate lovemaking. You learn to prolong the act of making love and to focus on, rather than dispel, potent orgasmic energies moving through you, thereby raising the level of your consciousness. Tantra transports sexuality from simply doing to actually being. There is no end goal in Tantric Union, only the present moment, harmonious union.

Tantra teaches you to worship yourself and your sexual partner and to transform the act of sex into a sacrament of love. Lovemaking between two partners, when entered with awareness, can be a gateway to sexual and spiritual ecstasy alike. Tantric Union awakens powerful psychic energies within, through, which we can be higher states of consciousness.

Tantra says: There is joy in sex and there is frustration in sex. Because the moment of orgasm is very small. That moment can become very deep, that moment can remain there for hours. That moment, once you know the art of remaining in it, can surround you twenty-four hours. Tantra transforms sex.. It does not choose between the fascination and the frustration, it transcends both. It uses sex as a key. And it is a key -- because all life comes through it, all flowers bloom through it and all birds sing through it. All that you see around you, the green and the red and the gold, all comes through sex and is sex energy. All the poetry and all the songs and all the music is rooted in sex-energy. All art, all creativity, is nothing but an expression of sex.

What we call love is really a whole spectrum of relating, reaching from the earth to the sky. At the most earthy level, love is sexual attraction. Many of us remain stuck there, because our conditioning has burdened our sexuality with all kinds of expectations and repressions. Actually the biggest "problem" with sexual love is that it never lasts. Only if we accept this fact can we then really celebrate it for what it is--welcome its happening, and say good-bye with gratitude when it's not. Then as we mature, we can begin to experience the love that exists beyond sexuality and honors the unique individuality of the other. We begin to understand that our partner often functions as a mirror, reflecting unseen aspects of our deeper self and supporting us to become whole. This love is based in freedom, not expectation or need. Its wings take us higher and higher towards the universal love that experiences all as one.

Very few people know what love is. Ninety-nine percent of people, unfortunately, think sexuality is love-it is not. Sexuality is very animal; it certainly has the potential of growing into love, but it is not actual love, only a potential.... If you become aware and alert, meditative, then sex can be transformed into love. And if your meditativeness becomes total, absolute, love can be transformed into compassion. Sex is the seed, love is the flower, compassion is the fragrance

Nothing is more cute than, A shy guy trying to tell his girl, .....in his nervousness that he loves you :')

Husbands: For Sell !! A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please

man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: Get me a cup of coffee, quickly! The voice from the other side responded: You fool; youve dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who youre talking to? No replied the trainee. Its the Managing Director of the company, you idiot! The trainee shouted back: And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT? No! replied the Managing Director angrily. Thank God..!!.... replied the trainee and kept the phone down.

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter." Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines.

The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man ! God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line? The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here....!!!!..."

Girl: Do you love me ? Boy: Yes, Dear ! Girl: Would you die for me ? Boy: No..Mine is Undying love !!

~THE COMMITMENT~ I would like to create a commune of love where people are very very playful about love and there is no commitment as such. And Im not saying that you cannot remain with one person forever. You can, but there is no commitment as such. If it happens, if every day you feel ecstatic with him/her and he/she feels ecstatic with you, then it is perfectly good; let the game continue. It may continue for your whole life, it may go deeper and deeper the more you come close the deeper it will go- but there is no commitment. If tomorrow morning he/she simply says good-bye to you, you will not feel hurt and rejected. You will say, Okey! Im greatful for all the joys that you have given to me but there is no bitterness in it. Both be playful. No clinging, no ideas of husband and wife and things like that. These are all neurotic ideas. They have driven the whole humanity mad. I want you to be very very unneurotic. Just go into any family and wives and husbands are neurotic. It is so difficult to find a psychologically healthy family almost impossible; it doesnt exist. And all children are brought up by neurotic couples so those children become neurotic from the very beginning.

"...Man started suppressing women only because he felt inferior. His inferiority complex was the cause of his forcing women to become inferior, so he could cover up his wound and feel superior. It is stupid.."

........People simply confuse at matter as though its the reality, the same is happenning with human (minds and thoughts) from time immemorable ... Outside oriented identities lyk name , fame, post, power, staus, prestige, mundane knowledge etc. are games of mind-trap leading towards a ignorant society. A simple jump from mind trap can be a quantum leap for human transformation ...ur minds and thoughts are very much responsible to ruin yourself in vicious cycle of mind and matter....Nothing valuable is there in mind, matter , name, post and power outside...Go beyond it..Be self critical...Dnt waste ur time in outside covers...Be ready to jump from the mind trap...Human welfare is there...it can be the best opportunity for you and all....OSHONIC

Samadhi and Sex Are Both Expressions of the Same Energy-Osho Tao has its own Tantra. The first thing: Tao never divides into the lower and the higher, that is the beauty of it. The moment you divide reality into the lower and the higher you are getting schizophrenic. The moment you say something is sacred and something is profane you have divided. The moment you say something is material and something is spiritual you have divided, you have split reality. Reality is one. There is neither matter nor spirit. Reality is one. It expresses itself in many forms: on one level as matter, on another level as spiritual. The spiritual is not higher and the material is not lower they stand on the same level. That is the Taoist attitude. Life is one. Existence is one. It is a tremendous oneness and there is no evaluation. The first thing in Tao is to drop duality. Sex is not lower and samadhi is not higher. Samadhi and sex are both expressions of the same energy. There is nothing laudable about samadhi and there is nothing condemnable about sex. The Tao acceptance is total, absolute. There is nothing wrong about the body and there is nothing beautiful about the spirit they are both beautiful. Devil and God are one in Tao, heaven and hell are one in Tao, good and bad are one in Tao it is the greatest non-dual understanding. There is no condemnation and no preparation. To prepare for what? One has simply to relax and be.

He who controls others may be powerful, but he who has mastered himself is mightier still.

Superb answers They should fire the examiner who set those questions. Answers of a brilliant student who obtained 0%. Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan die?

A. His last battle. Q. Where was the Declaration of Independance signed? A. At the bottom of the page. Q. Ganga flows in which state? A. Liquid. Q. Whats the main reason for divorce? A. Marriage. Q. Whats the main reason for failure? A. Examinations... Did the student answer anything wrong??!!!

Checkmate !!!! Suppose one says his wife: "..I saw a lady who exactly looked like you..." Wife says: "...was she beautiful..?.." He can't say "Yes" ! He can't say "No" ! That's what is called CHECKMATE !

mohbbat jab ruhani ho to sara astitva deta hai gavahi pyar k badalon me dil ke jajbat ko devta bhi dete hai salami....

Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee. Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha........:)

Abortion (Must Read Mordern Ladies) A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said: 'Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 yr. old and I'm pregnant again. I don't want kids so close together.' So the doctor said: 'Ok and what do you want me to do?' She said: 'I want you to end my pregnancy, and I'm counting on your help with this.' The doctor thought for a little, and after some silence he said to the lady: 'I think I have a better solution for your problem. It's less dangerous for you too.' She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request. Then he continued: 'You see, in order for you not to have to take care of 2 babies at the same time, let's kill the one in your arms. This way, you could rest some before the other one is born. If we're going to kill one of them, it doesn't matter which one it is. There would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms. The lady was horrified and said: 'No doctor! How terrible! It's a crime to kill a child! 'I agree', the doctor replied. 'But you seemed to be ok with it, so I thought maybe that was the best solution. The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point. He convinced the mom that there is no difference in killing a child that's already been born and one that's still in the womb. The crime is the same!

Let the words arise from silence When you write or speak the words with love and awareness Then they become surprisingly effective When words are expressed With power of consciousness and awareness They become miraculous Do not use any word carelessly Sometimes even a single word changes your entire life Drop all borrowed words and thoughts And let your mind be calm and clear, tranquil and transparent

Feel the silence within your innermost self You can know the power of words Their significance, their magnitude and their effectiveness Only if you are full of silence Therefore, foremost you try to sink into deep silence Then allow words to emerge from your silence within Such words shall be full of life and vibrant with love,light and miraculous.

Your body is your temple,there is no need to visit tempels outside. Keep your body pure and clean for the soul to reside in.Your soul reflectcts through your body all the time but you only feel it when your body is pure and vibrating with aliveness. But how can you keep your temple of body pure and clean ? Remain constantly aware about your food,thoughts,feelings and vibrations around you.Your awareness will soon start guiding you for the best suited conditions. And as soon as temple is vibrating with all its glory,your soul will start dancing within and without and celestial music of Godliness echos from nowhere to everywhere..

Life + Love = Happy ....(1) Life - Love = Sad ....(2) Doing Addition of (1) & (2)... 2Life = Happy + Sad Life = 1/2 Happy + 1/2 Sad

You are everywhere and in everything.You see and feel yourself through everything,this is the phenomenon of oneness.Make this your meditation-see and feel yourself in everything with intensity and awareness.See and feel yourself in earth,in sky,in mountains,in rivers and lakes,in trees,flowers and in leaves...feel this phenomenon everywhere,in a drop of water,in rocks even in your food and in a cup of tea,in everything surrounding you... Soon you will taste transformation and oneness. This simple phenomenon of meditation is all and everything.

GF asked her Boyfriend GF: Why do you love me? BF: I have no reason. GF: No. Give me a reason. BF: Oh.okay... 'beCoz you're beautiful, caring 'and attractive. Girl was satisfied, Then one day she got sick 'and look Terribly Thin, Pale 'and Weak... GF: Do you still love me? BF: Now that you're not pretty 'and attractive do i have a reason to love you? Girl Cried... The boy hold her hand 'n say... BF: Now you Understand? "Love doesn't need reasons. I Love You 'and still love you no matter what Happens.

Art of maintaing relationship is like a musical instrument. First you learn to play by rules; then you must forget the rules & play by heart....

Only The Masters Become Free To Be Free One Has To Become Conscious Of Each N Every Movement That Is Happening Unconsciously Mostly Because Of The Mind And All Its Illusions Everything That Comes From The Mind Is Borrowed From The Others Unconsciously MASTER IS The ONE Who Is Beyond Mind Ordinarily We Think That We Know Already Of Whatever We Are Doing Saying or Thinking But A Very Thin Layer Of Consciousness Is There One Has To Work On Oneself To Be Totally Conscious Meditation Is To Start Becoming Fully Conscious Of Every Movement Of Body, Mind and Emotions And Ultimately Arrive At The TOTAL FREEDOM OF THE MASTER,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Again, you can't connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards...... So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something - your gut, destiny, ... life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life.....

Kisi ne bhool se mujhse pooch liya aaj kaise ho... Main hans k boli... Zindgi me Pyar hai...Pyar me Gam hain., Gum main Dard hai...Dard mein Maza hai...aur Main Maze Mein Hoon....:))

When Our Absence Does Not Change Someone's Life,Then Accept The Reality.. That Our presence Has No Meaning In Their Life..

The whole of existence is dancing, except man. The whole of existence is in a very relaxed movement; movement there is, certainly, but it is utterly relaxed. Trees are growing and birds are chirping and rivers are flowing, stars are moving: everything is going in a very relaxed way. No hurry, no haste, no worry, and no waste. Except man. Man has fallen a victim of his mind. Man can rise above gods and fall below animals. Man has a great spectrum. From the lowest to the highest, man is a ladder. osho

Arbo ki ginti to mujhe nhi aati,,, Par khyaal kuchh aisa hai ki.. . . . . Agar Ret ka Har Zarra Ek Nayab Heera Ban Jaye,,,, To Tohfe Me Aapko Rajsthan De Du,,,,,,, . . . . . .

. . . . . . . . . . Ab aap log fekiye.....

Bahot Staya hai Raat Bhar kesi ki be-bas Yadoun ne "Ay Suraj" ab tu nekal aa key Aur Royya nahi jataa...!!

In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit Good Evening........ Friends. !!

Hello Friends... U say & He Lisens...... He is a Gud Frnd.... U say He lisens n understands He is a better Frnd...... But u Dont say n He Understands... He is ur Best Frnd....... Good Evening Friends

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Sometimes When You See A Person Cry ! Its Better Not To Ask " Why ".. Sometimes It Takes Only 2 Words To Make Them Happy Again.. And Those 2 Words are.. " I'm Here " !

uch meethe pal yaad aate hain, Palko par aasoo chhod jate hain, Kal koi aur mil jaaye toh hamain na bhool jana, Dosti ke rishtey jindagi bhar kaam aate hain.

Jaane Kab Yeh Doori Kam Hogi, Aur Hamari Apse Mulakat Hogi, Woh Din Aaya Nahin Raat Ho Gayi, Poori Duniya So Gayi Aur Hamein Neend Na Aayi

EK PAL WO APNA SA LAGA AUR BEGANA KAR CHALA NA JANE KYUN JATE JATE MUJHE DIWANA KAR CHALA EK UMMID THI BAAKI US KE AANE KI PAR WO TO BHARI MEHFIL KO MAIKHANA KAR CHALA IS KADAR ZAKHAM DIYA HUMEY UMAR BHAR KE LIYE KE HUM RUSWA BHI HUYE AUR PATA BHI NA CHALA KOSHISHEN TAMAM KAR LI FIR SE MUSKURANE KI PAR WAQT DIL KO USKI CHAHAT KA AASHIYANA KAR CHALA

Believes or no believes are nothing but repressed doubt , a kind of fanaticism, manifestation of conditioned mind; where as meditation is a journey of discovering and experiencing the self true nature oneself rest in your awareness and blissfully live the mundane as sacred and discover this world as nirvana!!!!!!!!!

Love is loyal, faithful. Love can be trusted, love can be relied upon. Love never betrays. If it betrays, it was not love in the first place, it was something else. If it is disloyal, then it is only pseudo. If it cannot be relied upon, it is not worth anything. It may be .lust, but it is not love.! Love respects, raises the other to their ultimate glory, makes the other divine, makes the other feel worthy, loved, respected

 not used as a means, but worshipped as an end unto himself. Love is ready to sacrifice, but love never sacrifices the other. And love is the way to God

Everytime I say 'I love you'... I'm really trying to say so much more than those three little words. I'm trying to say you mean more to me than anyone else in the world. ... I'm trying to let you know that I adore you and that I cherish the time we spend together. I'm trying to explain that I want you and that I need you and that I get lost in wonderful thoughts every time I think about you. And each time I whisper "I love you", I'm trying to remind you that you're the best thing that has ever happened to me...

Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed: 1. Nahi (fav dialogue) 2. Mujhe waqt chahiy sochne ke liye (Yehi koi 3-4 saal) 3. I have always seen u as a friend (Lag gayi waat ) 4. I already have a boyfriend :P (Patang kat gayi) 5. We should concentrate on studies (Nautanki, Top mare gi jaise) 6. Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Yeh infatuation hai. (Bahanebaaz).. ;)

Ye rimjim, ye barish, ye awargi ka mosam, Hm tery shahr mein hoty to tery pas chaly aaty.....!!

Aaj hum unhe bewafa bata kar aaye hai, Unke khaton ko pani main bahakar aaye hai.... Koi nikal kar padh na le khat unke, Isliye pani mein bhi aag lagakar aaye hai....

Tumko barish pasand hai. mujhe barish me TUM, Tumko hasna pasand hai. mujhe hastey hue TUM, Tumko bolna pasand hai. mujhe boltey hue TUM, Tumko sab kuch pasand hai Or mujhe bas TUM