Learn To Speak Like Shakespeare
Learn To Speak Like Shakespeare
Learn To Speak Like Shakespeare
CONTRACTIONS
Some of our contractions that we use today are dont and wont and cant. The Elizabethans had some different ones that we no longer use; here are some of them: Twould- It would Twill- It will Ist- Is it
Tis- It is
ME = = METHINKS
The peasants and simple people used the word me a lot and in sentences that started with the word I : I stepped me to the ale house. I goes me to me neighbors house. I hope me to have a good day. The peasants would also say methinks instead of I think: Methinks thou art a clamperton! Methinks me knows the lad. Methinks Fair Mistress Brown art a shrew!!
HELLO = = GOODBYE
Here are some of the greetings the Elizabethans used matched with the sort of phrases we would use today: Good Morrow, Mistress Patterson. God ye good den, Mistress Wolfe. How now, Wench? Out upon thee, sirrah? Fare ye well. Save thee, Gentlewoman. Heigh ho! Come thee hither! How sayest thou!? How now? Good morning, Mrs. Patterson. Have a good day, Mrs. Wolfe. Hey girl! What's happening? Get lost, Mister! I hope everything goes well, sir. God bless and keep you, miss. Hey! Come over here! Hows everything going for you?
INVECTIVES = = ABUSES
Elizabethans LOVED to think up clever and terrible things to call each other. They thought it was a measure of a mans wit (brains, intelligence). The better a man was at name-calling, the wittier or smarter he must be. Here are some examples: NOTICE HOW IMAGINATION AND IMAGES WERE THEIR AMMUNITION!
day brained (dumb) dried cows tongue (disgusting) clamperton (dummy) prattler (phony) a pox on thee (I hope you get smallpox!)
greasy tallow (slick) knave (dishonest) rapscallion (rascal) shandy (empty headed) snudge (spoilsport, cheapskate)
abbey blubber: a fat lazy person, i.e. a typical monk to the anti - Catholic Elizabethan in Protestant England. runagate: a renegade who has been chased through city gates; or in other words, hes been chased out of town. changeling: the idea here is that the fairies would steal beautiful children and leave stupid, ugly ones in their place. Therefore the fairies must have taken a beautiful child and left stupid, ugly you in its place!
Phrases == Expressions
Today we start many sentences with such terms and expressions as: well, golly, darn, my goodness, good night, gee whiz, shucks. These express our feelings about what were about to say. Here are some of the expressions the Elizabethans used to start their sentences: Prithee.Please! I beg of you! Listen to me! I Faith.I swear it on the Bible! Honest! Fie on thee!.Drop dead! Shame on you! Darn you! Bless the mark!Yuck! Thats disgusting! Right on! Isnt that the truth! For sure! You bet! Marry, quoth I Well, well! Now how about that! Thou art cupshot!..Youre acting crazy! Inkhorn terms!Fancy talk! Youre overdoing it! What hath thee wrought!. Oh no! What have you done now!? Anon.Sure! Sure! You bet! Some time.maybe. Wait a sec. I marvel much!.What! I am surprised! Egads! No kidding! By my fay!.By my faith! Youve got to be kidding! No joke? Hark on that!..Can you believe it? Wow! Beshrew me. Darn it! Stupid me!!! AlasOh no! Darn it! Shucks! Mark thee this!Look at that! Twould be folly!. Thats crazy! Forsooth..Oh no! This is terrible! Not a whit...Big deal. I could care less! By my troth. I swear it! Nayno Aye.yes
Your Worship.used to show respect to someone above you such as a minister, official, the mayor, etc.