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FUNNY FARM JANITOR
they stuck these He was an unassuming
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living got you down? humongus needles into little man. Some might
Cover . . .
RICHARD CORBEN Are the worms of life my brain. Then they fill- even call him ugly. Yet,
slowly eating away at ed my head with their there was something a-
Authors your sanity? Act now, perverted fantasies. It bout him ... a sinister
RICHARD CORBEN and your problems will wasn't a bad form of magnetism that women
NICOLA CUTI be a thing of the past entertainment, really. couldn't refuse. It was
BILL DuBAY . . . with the Sure-Fire, But couldn't see it
I as if he had been sent
WALLY WOOD Self-Decimation Kit! replacing the tube! to them for a purpose!
Illustrators
ALFREDO ALCALA
RICHARD CORBEN
JIM JANES MUTANT WORLD
ABEL LAXAMANA Dimento was hungry. But that wasn't unusual. MESSIAH
ESTEBAN MAROTO ento was always hungry. Dim- Ever wonder what it's
Yet, after mankind destroy- like to make it with a
NEBOT
RUDY NEBRES ed his world, there was very little to eat. Oh, a Mercurian Slime Boar?
ALEX NINO stray rat would wander by every now and then. On Do it to a Nymphodite,
JOSE ORTIZ a good day he might find a maggot-filled dog. Once, or get it on at an orgy
WALLY WOOD he had been lucky enough to stumble upon the of Altarian wart blobs?
week-old carcass of a horse. was rare, though, know. Because am a
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BY NOW, EVERYONE KNOWS THE STORYOF HOW CIVILIZATION
CAME TO AN ENR THERE WERE NO &OH&S. NO 6REAT WARS
THERE WASN'T EVEN ANY NOTEWORTHY RIOTINS IN THE
STREETS. THE BRILLIANT FLAME THAT WAS MANKINP JUST
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