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EXPLOSIVE ILLUSTRATED ADULT FANTASY!

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MAGAZINE*

ISSUE NUMBER TWO AUGUST 1978


JAMES WARREN
Publisher LAST OF RED HOT LOVERS SCOURGE
By now, everyone knows the story of how civiliza- Mankind was always a
tion came to an end. There were no bombs. No great boisterous, rowdy race.
Editor wars. What happened, of course, could only be call- Men considered them-
W.B. DuBAY ed a divinely inspired "accident." For years, the selves unique in all
Soviets trucked their nuclear wastes to a naturally the universe. Little did
Production bottomless pit at the peak of Mount Ichinskaya. they realize how accur-
JAMES IMES When that pit began to boil, however, they real- ate they were. And yet,
KIM McOUAITE ized that their nuclear "munitions pit" was in it was not man who was
BILL MOHALLEY reality a long-dormant, newly-activating volcano! unique. It was woman!
Letterer
SUSAN McKEEMAN |

Circulation
MIKE SCHNEIDER
THE KIT
What's the matter, bunky
FUNNY FARM JANITOR
they stuck these He was an unassuming
First
living got you down? humongus needles into little man. Some might
Cover . . .

RICHARD CORBEN Are the worms of life my brain. Then they fill- even call him ugly. Yet,
slowly eating away at ed my head with their there was something a-
Authors your sanity? Act now, perverted fantasies. It bout him ... a sinister
RICHARD CORBEN and your problems will wasn't a bad form of magnetism that women
NICOLA CUTI be a thing of the past entertainment, really. couldn't refuse. It was
BILL DuBAY . . . with the Sure-Fire, But couldn't see it
I as if he had been sent
WALLY WOOD Self-Decimation Kit! replacing the tube! to them for a purpose!

Illustrators
ALFREDO ALCALA
RICHARD CORBEN
JIM JANES MUTANT WORLD
ABEL LAXAMANA Dimento was hungry. But that wasn't unusual. MESSIAH
ESTEBAN MAROTO ento was always hungry. Dim- Ever wonder what it's
Yet, after mankind destroy- like to make it with a
NEBOT
RUDY NEBRES ed his world, there was very little to eat. Oh, a Mercurian Slime Boar?
ALEX NINO stray rat would wander by every now and then. On Do it to a Nymphodite,
JOSE ORTIZ a good day he might find a maggot-filled dog. Once, or get it on at an orgy
WALLY WOOD he had been lucky enough to stumble upon the of Altarian wart blobs?
week-old carcass of a horse. was rare, though, know. Because am a
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BY NOW, EVERYONE KNOWS THE STORYOF HOW CIVILIZATION
CAME TO AN ENR THERE WERE NO &OH&S. NO 6REAT WARS
THERE WASN'T EVEN ANY NOTEWORTHY RIOTINS IN THE
STREETS. THE BRILLIANT FLAME THAT WAS MANKINP JUST
SORT OF SPUTTERER OUTANPPJEP.'

ONE CAY THERE WERE TWENTY &IU-ION


REMANRINS SOULS SCREAMING OUT TO BE FEB
CLOTHERANR SHELTERED THE NEXT THERE
! WEREN'T BUT A MNPPUL. OF MEEKLY WHIMPER-
INS SORIES.ANRANY RESEMBLANCE THEY
SHARED WITH HUMAN BEINSS WAS MORE
ACCIDENT THAN RIVINE PROVIRENCE.

WHAT HAPPENEROF COURSE, CAN ONLY SE BLAMER


ON THE SCIENTISTS..! WHAT THEY PIE? YOU MISHT
RECALL.WAS NOTHINS SHORT OF INSPtRSP!

Nd»i:r«
Author: BILL DuBAY/lllustrator: JOSE ORTIZ
FOR YEARS SCIENTISTS OF EVERY COUNTRY
EXPOUNDED ON THE MERITS OF CLEAN, SAFE
HUCt-EAR POtTCX, TO MEET THE WORLDS
SROWING ENERSY DEMANDS.
IIMIBHM i

WHAT THE SANCTIMONIOUS SAVANTS DIDN'T


LIKETO TELL US WAS THAT THE "WHOLESOME"
ATOMIC POWER PLANTS WHICH MADE OUR
WORLD TURN, ACTUALLY PRODUCED LIMITLESS
TONS OF RADIOACTIVE IVASTtS!
THE WASTE IN ITSELF WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN TOO
BAE AS LONS AS IT COULD HAVE BEEN SAFELY
STORBO FOR TWO OR THREE HUNDRED
THOUSAND YEARS... WHICH IS ROUSHLY HOW
LONG IT TAKES THE RADIOACTIVE ELEMENTS
TO BURN THEMSELVES OUTI ,

THAT WORKED PRETTY WELL...FOR


FORTY OR FIFTY YEAR5„.UNTIL THE
MOUNTAIN BESAN TO &OIL.I IT WAS
ONLY THEN THAT THE "CLEVER"
RUSSIANS REALIZED THAT THEIR
ATOMIC 'MUNITIONS PIT" WAS IN REALITY
A LONS-DORMANT NEWLY-ACTIVATI NS
VOLCANO!
THE KREMLIN ISSUED STATEMENTS, TV BRIEFS, AND
THEV BOlSTEROUSLV TOLD THE WORLPCF
BULLETINS...!
THE COMING ATOMIC HOLOCAUST AND HOW IT WOULD BE
BROUGHT ABOUT COU8T£6Y OF AN INSPIRED SOVIET
GOVERNMENT.
MACHIAVELLIAN RUSSO PROPAGANDISTS CLAIMED THE N
NUCLEAR ERUPTION WOULD " THIN OUT" SOME OF THE
FATTV EiCCESS POPULATION, MAKING THE WORLD
LIVEABLE ONCE AGAlW FOE. THOSE OF US WHO
REMAINED. THE RUSSIANS PROUDLV PROCLAIMED
THEMSELVES " THE SAVIORS OF ALL HUMANKIND)"
THE MOST COMMON
AFFLICTION AMONS THE
SUKVIV0R9 WAS THAT , 1«UST POSOMETHINS'*
WHICH CAME TO 9E QUICK...OR SOON WE
CALLEP "HOr 90X HOT!" HAVE NO MOKE ./FIVE HUNPKEP PEAK*
nookib! [ ANP LAST OF WOMEN
almost save.'

[^^^

WE NOT HAVE
/«*
IMM.
SOOPLUCKIHHEM
IT COME TO WAR'x
J<S THE ENTIRE HUMAN FORM, F0I
!P ITSELF TO THE TESTESOP
YEAZS PASSEE ANP EVENTUALLY MEMBERS OF BOTH 6R0UPS BANDED THE PBMtVOM£N WHO REMAlNER
TOSETHER IN TX/BES. THE DULL-WITTED NEANDERTHAL "tfiWSS" FOUND NATUKALL-/ GRA^ITATEP TO """ME PUL
REFUSE IN CAVES AND FORESTS, WHIUE THE MORE INTELLI6ENT BUT WITTEP -HUN6S!"
SEXUALLY DEADLY »QLOWS" SEQUESTERED THEMSELVES IN
FORTRESS-LIKE CITIES...)

NOT ONLY WAS IT SAFER, BUT IT OFTEN


PROVED MORE SEXUALLY FULF1U.INB!
-

THE WAR, OF COURSE WAS INEVITABLE! THE


"6L0WS" HAP NO WOMEN ANP WERE SLOWLY PYINC3
OUT. THEY COULPNTKEPROPUCE BECAUSE NO
WOMAN COULP SURVIVE TO CAREY THEIR5EEP.
9UT CHILPREN OK NOT... THE POOMEP PEATH
0RINSERS HAP THEIR NEEPS! LEFT TO THEIR
OWN PEVICES THEYWOULP HAVE RENPEREP
THE FAIKERSEX EXTINCT....'
-tlAON.YBEAVEe-SNATCHIN'^
' PUTZi PO ME THE HONOR OF
LETTING ME PISEMBOWEL
SOU MVSELF!

«C3SB^:
Author: BILL DuBAY/lllustrator: ESTEBAN MAROTO
there were those who felt
the unknown frontiers of
the universe were pest
anp hearty
ta/aep ew hale
masculine souls alone.

&UT THOSE ASSURANT HISTORIANS TENP TO 3E


PHILOSOPHICAL, ALMOST RELIGIOUS IN THEIR OUTLOOK.
THEY PLACE THE BLAME FOP WHAT OCCURREP ON THE
IPEALOGICAL SUPREME BEtNG.WHO THEY CLAIM
CREAT6P WOMAN IN A MAC? MOMENT OF MIRTH!

IN JENT URIN<S INTO THE S ARPENS OF SPrtCf.MANKINP EXPEC TEP TO ENCOUNTER lOU SEE ...THERE WERE SIMPLY
AL ORLPS HOUSING C VILlZATlONS UNLIKE ANY CONCEIVE PtN ITS WILPEST
tf-i 'A NO FEMALES ANYWHERE IN THE
IM/ V.SIN NGS. WHAT HUMAN TV Ol&N'T COUNT ON, HOWEVER, W AS THAT THOSE UNIVERSE... EXCEPT ON EARTH'.
Cft TiONs.-.e^aeyLA ST ONE OF THEM. -WERE COMPRISE POFPARTHENOGENlC
... SIN6LE-SEXED RACES.

ANP WHEN THAT VERY FIR5T WOMAN


EXPOSE? HERSELF TO THE STAR5...
ALL HELL &ROKE LOOSE!

""' '"'""" "


*" "'"
ITWAS PECUCEPlATER.OFC OuKSE. THAT THE ALIEN
5EAST WA6A SAVINS HETEf? TRAPPEPlN THE&OPV LITTLE PIP MANKINP REALIZE IN THOSE EARLY PAYS OF
TEK. EVENTUALLY, THE EXPLORATION THAT THEY /JOULP ENCOUNTER SPEC1E5
7 THE GIRL RESCUER AFTER SPEOES OF UNhSE < L!>-E. WEN IN THEiR NAIVETE.
AL&EIT SOMEWHAT RELUCTAfi 7Z.Y. rLLWA£ER,HOWEVER : HAP NO INKLING THEN THAT A FEMALE VARIATION OP
THAT THE POOR CREATURE. H WIN© SAMPLEP THOSE ANV SPECIES WAS A PHENOMENON UNIQUE JO EARTH
FIRST WOEFUL TASTES OF FEZ /MNINEPEUGHT, WAS NEVER ALONE.
AGAIN THE €fi ME.

THEN THERE WERE THE WATERMEN OP ASUAIL AT FIRST, THE


WALE METERS OF THE SCOUTS*HIP LANPING THERE,PEUEVEP
THE WATER WORLP TOTALLY DEVOIP OP INTELLIGENT LIFE.

NO ONE SAVE THE PLANET A SECONP THOUGHT UNTIL ONE


ASTUTE O&SERVER NOTEP THE FEMALE CREW MEMBERS
spending moke TIME THAN SEEMEP NATURAL WITHIN THE
ALIEN WATERS.
~rrx
THE CREW MEN WERE AT A LOSS TO EXPLAI N THE SHEER SUSS'
FUL EXPRESSIONS OF SPENT ECSTACV NAMING FROM THE
FACES OF THEIR FEMALE COUNTEKPARTS.UWTIL ONE UTTERLY
EXHAUSTEP GIRL C0NFE65EP ALU

THEN THERE WERE


THe ANT MEN OF
LARVAHI. THERE
WASNOTAONEOF
THEM MORE THAN
SIX INCHES LONG
ftUT THE FIRST
TIME THEV LAIP
EYES ON A
WOMAN, THE
&E6GARS 5PIRITE0
HER AWAY ANP
CROWNEP HER
'QUEEN FOR. A
PAY!"

EXACTLY WHAT
TRANSPIREP WITH-
IN THE HIVE OF
THE VORACIOUS
ANT MEN, THE
SPENT SPACE
CHILP NEVER.
REVEALEE? &EFORE
SHE VJENT*WC>i.
FROM HER SPACE
CRUISER SHE <EPT
GIGGLING OVER
ANPOVER.J'LOVE
THOSE LITTLE
STINGERS/"
— W "
AFTER THAT REST
&OLP THECKUM,SCIENTlS15
WERE ENCOURAGE? TO
venture or«£R
SPECULATIONS..
EQUALLYAS PARING.
THE HIGH PERCENTILE
OF SIGHTLESS RACES
ONE RECKLESSLY
THEORIZED SORE
SOME EVIDENCE THAT
THERE WA6 TRUTH IN
THAT ANCIENT EARTH
APAGE LONS-USEP
BY MOTHERS TO PlS"
COUKA6E THEIR MALE
OFFSPRING FROM
SOCIALLY UNACCEPTABLE
SELF-A9U6E!
ANpNET, AS CAN £E
EXPECTER ONCE WORP
LEAKED OUT THAT THE
WOMEN OF EARTH
WERE THE ONLi FE-
MALE CREATURES IN
THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE,
THERE WERE FAR
GRAVER PROBLEMS
THAN THOSE POSEP
&S SPECULATIVE
SCIENTISTS.

eUT EVEN THOSE WOMEN


SPIRITEP-OFF &Y THESE
MERGNARY PROFITEERS, WERE
NOT SAFE FROM THE IN9ATIA5LE
SEXUAL APPETITES OF NEWLY-
HETEROSEXUAL ALIENS!

F THERE WERE ALWAVS


I THOSE PHENOMINAL
. EXTRATERRESTRIALS WHO, MANY FEMALES WERE LOST IN THOSE
i
ALTHOUGH 8UW, COULIP EARLIEST ALIEN ENCOUNTERS. PUT
. VIRTUALLY SWFFAWOMANS SUCH WERE THE CASUALTIES OF
I
PRESENCE APOZEN LIGHT WAR... ANP THE FATES OF THOSE
YEARS AWAY! RESPONSIBLE FQg THAT WAR!
rzz>
F IT HAPNT BEEN FOR THE QUICK -THINKING OF :NpeE7, WHILE THE PHIL-
THE ©I ANT/*© MEN INHABITING THAT PLANET, t ANTHROPIC CREATURES
WOULP POU&TLESSLY 0E AN INTEGRAL PUT IN- APPRECIATE!? BEAUTY
PECORATE PART OF THEIR A6 MUCH AS THE NEXT
TERRAIN. FELLOW, THEV WERE
FAR TOO HUGE TO
THE BENEVOLENT ALIENS UTILIZING THEIR APVANCEP SUCCUMB TO THE SEPUC"
SCIENCESvGUlPEPME TO A LANDING POCKANPMUCH TlVE SPELL Of WOMANKINR
WELCOME!? SAFETVl
EVEN THE MUCH SMALL-
ER INFANT INO MEN
WERE FAR TOO
MAMMOTH TO BE
ACCOMODATE? £V A
MERE S/ftU

Sv3
PERHAPS IT WAS SOP'S WAV OF SMILING UPON THE NTER-GA LACTIC WAR FOR WOWEN
I IT PlPWT TAKE LONG,HOWEVER,F0R
THE INOMEN. FOR IT WAS THEV ALONE, UNABLE HAP SEEN RASING A FULL SIX QlHCKrWlTTEP SCIENTISTS TO PIS-
TO TOUCH THE ACCURSED SCOURGE OF THE AAONTHS WHEN THE INTER- GALACTIC COVER THAT THE PLAGUE WAS
STARS. AS WOMEN CAN\E TO BE KNOWN, WHO PLAGUE BROKE OUT. RAMPANT NOT IN THE BLOOP"
WERE SPARE? THE EVENTUAL SUFFERING PKENCHEP, WAR-TORN BATTLE "ZONES...
BROUGHT ABOUT BY THEIR BITTERSWEET
PRESENCE! INSTEAP THE PREAP PlSEASE ?*Cr
...

LIFERATEP IN THOSE AREAS WITH


THE HIGHEST CONCENTRATION OF-
WOMEN!
FURTHER. THE PLAGUE STARTEPflOT"
IN THE USUAL /AANNER WITH
3LOATEP BELLIES ANP HEALTHY
VOMtT(NG~e-0T BEGAN IN THOSE
CERTAIN LOCATIONS OF THE
MASCULINE ANATOMV LON6-RE-
SEEVEP FOR THE MOST PRIVATE AMP
PRIVILEGED BOPV FUNCTIONS.

AT FIRST, IT WAS THOUGHT THAT


THE ABUNPANCE OF PECAYING
CORPSES THROUGHOUT THE
COSMOS TRlGGEREP THE OUT-
BREAK OF PLAGUE.

THOSE BACTEK!A,LIKE TINY MILITIA-


MEN,ACTINGAS EARTH'S FINAL DEFENSE,
ATTACKEPAHC PESTROVEP ANY ANP
ALL ALIEN OBJECTS VIOLATING THE
SACREP HONOR OF EARTHUNG WOMEN!

W THE SPAN OF ONE SHORT MONTH, INTER"


IT PIPN'T GALACTlC OFFICIALS WHO HAP BEEN HAIL-
TAKE SCIENCE ING WOMEN AS THE GREATEST CURE FOR.
LON© TO PETERMINE BUNPNE&S THIS SIPE OF JESUS CHRIST NOW
THE ACTUAL CAUSE PENOUNCEP THE FAIRER SEX ASTHEKPTTf/V
OF THE PREAP PLAGUE. MICRO- APPLE. ..THB VENEMOUSS£*^e/V7:..THe
SCOPIC BAcrmttA\*Be&N9un& TAlNTEP EVE SENT TO PESTROV THEIR EPEtil
MINIATURIZEP VERSIONS OF THE
METAL MUNCHERS OF MUNGO,
WERE FOUNP SECRETEQ AWY IN ESSENCE- COURTING THE UNPURE FEMALE,
PEEP WITHIN THE MOST PELICATE THEVCLAIMEP, WAS LIKE BEING LEP TO
CREVICES OF THE FEMALESTRuCTURE THE ALTAR OF PEATHl

18
Y...IT SEEMS MOKE NATURAL
IAS. ONB SEX... FOE CW£ UNIVECSE.
I ONLN WISH THOSE PAMNEP EAKTHMEN
WOULP'VE CHRlSTENEP ME WITH A WORE
AWSCtfUA/e-SOUNPING name:
,^POES THATHUM-
PRUM, NOWHERE JOS 1FUFEISSL0WLY \
, ^IS THE LITTLE HAVE YOU CmiMO emius at yolk smart
WOMAN SDSflWS YOURSELF 10 SLEEP NOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW...
INALLTHE/W6W
PLACES ANP
NIGHTS? NW HAVE THE ANSWER! J
BUL&N6 IN ALL
MT4EW«M«SONES?y
,^Scruxm~MK>^\
f YOUR PROBLEMS WILL )
VsOONBE«*«,WITH /
THE- __X

^^i

~i\wumreDTiMe
f OFFER HAS BEEN MAPE
POSSIBLE 8V THE RECENT
SUPREME COURT RULING
STATINS THAT ONCE AGAIN
YOUR LIFE IS YOUK OWN.-!
< YOU CAN FREELV OO UNTO
\YOUKSELF AS YOU PtERSejj

mm.
MOW...JHWKS TO
4 ' GOVERNMENT HINPSk3HT,
VOOCANBETHEWWI
ON YOUR BLOCK TO HAVE
VA WORRY-FREE SUICIOE!/

I IT
/ ANP YOU CAN PO
*tl WITH ONE OF
I OUR SPECIAL PO-IT
. YOURSELF KffW

Author: BILL DuBAY/lllustrator: ALEX NINO


VES,
FOLKS, WITH OUR
SPECIAL PAIN-
KILLER WAPReMALIM 1^ JUST LIKE
^"SHMW***
"il^.TSyF
OFKOANAK&
RAPIPS, IOWA, WHO
><
HEY MAN! QUIT STARIN', WILL YA! YOU'LL GIVE A
GUV A COMPLEX! LOOK...' T'S NOT MY FAULT
I

BASTWBTCHBP OUT WITH MYPU&ES FLAPPING

Oh SW77 Wfl/77 HEY...I QWHTMBAN tT'CMfHST.' HERE W6 SO AGAIN WITH AKIOTHER OF THEIR MENTAL THERE THEYAEE NOW!
H.YES...!
"TUR.N-ONS!" Y'SEE THAT PUP IN THE PRINCE VALIUM BOS* WELL ...THAT'S SUPPOSE? TO 9E *£.' CUe I JUST AS MY LISHT6
RIGHT ON
THOSE UGLY PIPSTICKS POSING AS OGRES... THEY'RE THE PEMONS OF MY AMNP. WITH WHOMI AW ARE ABOUT TO &E PUT OUT!
SUPPOSE? TO COME TO GRIPS! PON'T WORRY THOUGH! I'M ««A», Y'SEE ...ANP THIS IS SUPPOSEPLY
THERAPEUTIC MELOPKA^A SEING PLAYEP OUT INMYMINPi

Authors: WALLY WOOD and BILL DuBAY/lllustrator: WALLY WOOD


ANP THEV EXPECT THESE
TO HELP ME...I? THESE
PSYCHO-PR'AMAS, AS THEV
CALL THEM,! A\AN,I PONT
PISPUTE THAT I NEEC
HeuP...!&OT THE LAST THIW6
INEEPAKE MORE OVER-
WOKKEP FANTASIES.-!

YOU../ THE CKAZEC?^


SIEPMAN! THIS 16
owe of -y©t«
piabolical
schemes;?

vV

Sir N^-a

w\
WHATMAPE ME SO
POPULAR WAS NOT THE
FACT THAT I COULP
CRANK OUT MMCCESS
PAP. HELL...! THE MET'
WORKS HAP BEEN PO-
IN<5 THAT FOE SEARS!

WHAT I SAVE THE*\


_..,.'
WAS SOMETHING
OIFPERENT... SOMETHING
UNIQUE IN ALL OF
TELEVISION HI5T0EV.I
FEP THE MASSES EXACT-
LY WHAT THEV WANTEP...
THE CUSTOM AZ.1I0IQCY
SATUKATEP WITH SEX
anp SORE!

ANP WONPEK OF IT ALL.


IPIP IT ALL WITH THE
QEANCEST SUSTlSrY
...IN AWAV THAT HAP
THE KUPES LlTERALLV
screaming foe -ttoiee.'
THIS'LLSHOW"
VAL0U5V
wee.' euiw
AW 6EX LIRE,
WILLVA!
,
NOW-. NOWS *V
\ CHANCE! *AV&E I CAN >
SNEAK IT IN WHEN '
sJHeVRE WOT LCOK1N©'
EEKSOF TMBSW«FTWf,fNSTEAP

SINCE ANOUTH, I'VE


HARBOREC? THIS PREAP
THAT TELEVISION WAS
BESTOWEP UPON AN
UNSUSPECTING AMERICAN
PUBLIC FOR THE OMINOUS
PURPOSE OF RENDERING
USiNTOdl/WPtfSS
HUSKS'.

I'VE SEEN MV FELLOW


COUNTRYMEN qumqle
THROUGH LIFEJM-
PEKSONATlWe
lOBOTOMKEP VEGTABLES
...THE RESULT OF IPLE
VEARS SPENT STARIN<3
VACANTLY INTO THE
CHIMERICAL WASTELANP
OF THE VIPEO WORLP!

NOW IF THE JAPS WERE


TO MASS-MMKET THIS
PSYCHE- TU0$WTH ITS
BIGGER-THAN-LIFE,
COMMERCIAL-FREE, WALL-
TO-WALL CEREBAL SCREEN,
IT WOULP BE SOBBt-EP
HUNGRILY UP BV AN UN-
SUSPECTING PUBLIC, AL-
REAPY PEOSRAMMEP TO
CONSUME INORDINATE
AMOUNTS OF FANTASY.
y*m
Author: BILL OuBAY/lllustrator: NEBOT
Sffi

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K •^i^^ ^^r >!

p§3, ,
SS^g
THE WORLD IS CHfiFtftCMT NOW/ IT IS
OOG-SATOOG, SO TO SPEAK. AND
THE AlTBREP GOLPEN RULE STATES ...
EVJf UNTO OTHERS BEFORE THEY MAKE
THEIR STEW OOTTA YOU.'
the feeble winpep DimeNTo has
MANAGED TO AWP P6ING
THUS FAR. BUT VISIONS
FRICASSEEP
OF HIS FRAIL
FORM IMPALED OH A REVOLVING SPIT,
AN APPLE STUCK BETWEEN HIS GAPING
TEETH, RETURN AS HE HEARS THE CRUNCH
OF HEAVY FEET TROMPING THROUGH THE
STICKY MIST/

Author and Illustrator RICHARD CORBEN


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THIS THING. PIMENTO
1
1
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THIS
LO*G>, THANK YOU FOfil
PAV AND THIS PEACE 1
J GOTTA GET LOOSE* 1 YOU HAVE BROUGHT TO MY I
SPIRIT.LET ALL THINGS 8E I
ON EARTH AS VOUK LOVE 1
HAS MAPE THEM IN
Hi HEAVEH.

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THSN YOU MUST
JOIN ME ON
PILOKIMA&E.
M
THROUGH SERVICE
TO ©OP, YOU HtLL
be Rewmp£Q,

SOU MAY BEGIN BY CARRYING MY 4gfl


04CAT. IT'S A SMALL CHORE,
BUT ENOUGH FOR A BEGINNING.. ./JM

BUT^TjB ^ jF 4

Mr
r>; ? *£*
v
>
Moexcustst! 1
SLOTH1S THE
TOOL OF THE
THAT WAS £/?£>, PIMENTO.-..'
A SACK/LCOM! WE MUST
PURGE YOU OF THE
PEVIL'S INFLUENCE, IF VOU
ARE EVER GOING TO
REACH HEAVEN/

V
>
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15&
NOl STOP! I PON'T
nmtir to pie; dear
LORP... I ... im SORRY!
UOOOO!

PIMENTO LISTENS TO THE


HISSING SAND AND, WATCHES
THE PRIEST'S GUN SINK
SLOWLV BENEATH THE SURFACE
HE POES NOT MOVE. SOON, NO
StGN REMAINS OF FATHER
POVE OR OF THE GREAT HOLE
THAT HAS TAKEN HIM...
to Hemem
I LET ME ASK YOU....' HAVE YOU
EVEB MAPE ITWITHANALTARIANl

IOE eONE^Sw^NAMIMASIAML

J / HAVE THAT'S MY «>&' I'M


] .

I A SCIENTIST. ANP I SPECIALIZE K]


IN THE SCIENCE OF SEX.

T
-m?*
/KNOW! I POttTLOOK MUCH LIKE A
MAN OF LETTERS. PON'T LET MY
OUTFIT FOOL YOU ITS ALL PART OF
THE PSYCHOLOGICAL «LOV.'

IT'SMY JOS TO PELVE INTO THE


SEXUAL MOKES Of ALIEN
CIVILIZATIONS....' TO FINPOUTALL
I CAN ABOUT THEIR LIKES/
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RESEARCHERS WHO PON'TSIVE A
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PATINJS THE MORAL ATTITUPES
OF THE CIVILIZE? 6ALAXY.
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3IVE US CREPIT FOR OUR BALLS
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PROBLEMS: THEY'RE BACKWARI7S
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