Conspiracy
Conspiracy
Conspiracy
LIZA
I don't see the connection.
JERRY
Come on! Six major earthquakes in
the last three years? The space
shuttle in orbit for every one of
them?
LIZA
(incredulous)
Testing some top secret seismic
weapon.
JERRY
Not testing. Using. Nukes are
passe. This is the weapon of the
future.
LIZA
I still don't see what it has to
do with the President.
JERRY
(re: photo)
Do you still ride?
LIZA
Not for years.
JERRY
So why do you keep the picture up?
You wish you hadn't quit?
LIZA
Well, I -- Jerry, the point. Get
there. What does it have to do
with the President?
JERRY
The President's in Europe.
Tomorrow he'll be in Turkey.
Right along this fault line. They
launched the space shuttle
yesterday.
LIZA
Motive?
JERRY
He's cutting funding for NASA.
The milk cow of the aerospace
industry. We're talking billions.
Motive enough?
LIZA
NASA is going to kill the
President of the United States
with an earthquake.
JERRY
(nods)
Not exactly the kind of thing a
Secret Service Agent can throw
himself on top of.
JERRY
You going to warn him?
LIZA
I can't promise you anything.
JERRY
You think I'm crazy.
LIZA
I think you're different.
JERRY
You know, to be 'normal' and live
in the 'real world,' to swallow
Coca cola and eat Kentucky Fried
Chicken, you have to be in a
conspiracy against yourself. I
can't lie to me, Liza. And the
more I strip through the sham, the
crazier I look to people like you.
Can't you see that's what they're
counting on?
(a beat)
You want to go out sometime?
LIZA
No.
LIZA
You don't have to burst in here
every time, Jerry. Just call and
make an appointment.
JERRY
What was your horse's name?
LIZA
Johnny Dancer.
(a beat)
You've been in my office ten
times. How come you never asked
me about that picture before?
JERRY
Was waiting till I knew you
better. Johnny Dancer, huh?
Sounds like a racehorse.