The Siren Song by Kidd, Rob
The Siren Song by Kidd, Rob
The Siren Song by Kidd, Rob
Rob Kidd
Captain's Log: Our proud ship Barnacle set sail from Tortuga a few
weeks ago. I must admit Arabella and Fitzwilliam are quite the landlubbers,
but things are improving. We took on two crewmembers, a Creole chap
called Jean and a Mayan named Tumen, when we washed up on what we
thought was a deserted island, after a vicious storm--a raging beast of one--
started by the dreaded Captain Torrents, incidentally. Alas, we also picked
up Jean's raging beast of a cat, a creature he claims is actually his sister
under a mystic's curse. I fought off and, of course, soon defeated the
rampaging Captain Torrents practically single-handedly, and found a whole
lot of treasure. I cleverly deduced that the magnificent sword is now in the
hands of a fearsome pirate Left-Foot Lewis, and we are making fair speed
after him.
CHAPTER ONE
"As we all know," Jack Sparrow began, facing his crew, who stood
before him on the deck of the Barnacle, "the diabolical pirate captain we are
following lost his right foot in battle."Jack tossed a perfectly polished onyx
stone around in his hands. It was the stone used as a glass eye by the
legendary pirate, Stone-Eyed Sam, and Jack had retrieved it from the lair in
Sam's ruined pirate kingdom. Jack kept it with him at all times as a
memento of his most recent adventure. He thought it might make a nice
piece of jewelry: maybe a necklace or something. He stuck the stone in his
pocket as a swelling wave heeled the deck. Jack grabbed a line for balance,
ducked as the mainsail jerked toward him, then continued his story, hardly
missing a beat."The captain, the notorious Left-Foot Louis, swiftly slew his
fearsome boatswain, quickly lopped off his foot, and had it expertly
reapplied to his own leg by the ship's cook, the equally notorious pirate
Silver, who, having recently sailed the high seas with a certain doctor, had
henceforth become skilled in the art of limb-replacement surgery. Only after
said surgery was it evident that Louis, in his panic to get his appendage
back, severed the wrong foot."Fitzwilliam P. Dalton the third, Jack's
aristocratic crewmate, laughed obnoxiously."Oh, rubbish." Arabella, the
crew's first mate and a former barmaid on Tortuga, laughed.Another wave
rocked the boat. Arabella clung to the railing to maintain her balance.
Fitzwilliam landed on his rump, while Tumen and Jean, the young sailors
Jack had met on Captain Stone-Eyed Sam's island, scurried to steady the
ship. Jack, the only crew member who had somehow remained steady
despite the swaying of the boat, scowled."Your attention!" he barked. "Your
captain is speaking.""Jack, my friend," Fitzwilliam said, picking himself up
off the floor, "you may think you are a captain, but look closely around you.
This is surely not a ship, and we are hardly a crew."Jack stepped up to
Fitzwilliam. He was a whole head shorter than the aristocrat, but
commanded as much, if not more, respect."Question my authority again,
mate, and you'll be having this discussion with Davy Jones," Jack said. "On
this ship, you call me Captain Jack Sparrow.""Fine . . . Jack," Fitzwilliam
said with an uncharacteristic smirk. Jack huffed and moved toward the bow
where Arabella stood staring out over the bowsprit. Despite her tousled hair
and bedraggled clothing, Arabella looked very much like the lady she was.
She had a delicate face toughened by all the things she'd seen and
done."Missing Tortuga much, Bell?" Jack said sarcastically."Yeah, sure,"
she responded with equal sarcasm. "I miss me dad terribly." She ran her
hand along the boat's railing and stared dreamily out to sea.Jack hoisted
himself up onto the bow and swung his legs around so that they dangled on
either side of the bowsprit--the long pole that extended out over the water. It
was a glorious day at sea. The warm sun shone brightly, making the crystal
clear water sparkle. Jack took in a deep breath, and the salt air filled him
with a happy feeling of adventure. This was much better than traveling as a
stowaway, as he had before. And far nicer to be at sea than scrambling for a
crust in the rough-and-tumble town of Tortuga. Jack surveyed the Barnacle.
Arabella had settled onto the deck, sitting cross-legged with her back
against the foremast. Her tangled auburn hair fell in front of her face as she
studied Tumen's astrolabe, a navigational device that used the stars as a way
to determine a ship's position. She seemed deeply engrossed, and for Jack
that was a good thing: the more crew members who knew how to navigate,
the better. Fitzwilliam, calmer now, secured the lines and watched the
horizon while Jean and Tumen went about their duties. And best of all--
Constance, the foul-tempered cat that Jean claimed was really his sister
under a mystic's curse, was nowhere to be seen.
Yes, Jack thought proudly, this is a right trim ship. No matter that it was
full of splinters, the sails were tattered, and a few spots in the galley below
and over the berths leaked when it rained.Jack jumped back down onto the
deck and clapped his hands. "Back to my story," he said. The crew moaned,
but Jack rolled his eyes and continued despite the protest. "Upon
discovering the error Silver had made, Louis quickly had the cook-cum
surgeon-cum-pirate tossed overboard. But Silver was under the protection
of Sirens, who attacked Louis and used their power to fuse his botched job
into place forever. He was clawed across the face by a Siren's talons, which
is why he now has three scars running from his right eye over his nose to
his left jawbone."Oh, ye will believe anything," Arabella said
dismissively.Jack swiveled all the way around to face her. "Then, pray tell,
why do you think the man in question has two left feet?"Arabella did not
take her attention away from the astrolabe. "Accident of birth," she said
flatly."We are obsessing over the wrong details," Fitzwilliam put in. "Louis
is a dangerous pirate, and we should be concerned with how we will defeat
him and secure the Sword. It will not, rest assured, be easy.""You're not
frightened, are you, boyo?" Jack asked with a smirk. "I warned you this was
no mission for the lily-livered and pampered.""I should think I have already
proven I am neither," Fitzwilliam snapped, turning his head sharply to glare
at Jack."No need to get huffy," Jack said. "Any sane man would be afraid of
going up against Louis. So perhaps you're saying you're crazy. Hmm. That's
a bit worrisome."Fitzwilliam sighed and shook his head. He wasn't going to
take Jack's bait this time.Despite his arguing, Jack knew Fitzwilliam was
right. Louis would not give up the Sword. Not when it was rumored to grant
great power to whomsoever wields it--and omnipotence when it is united
with its sheath. Of course, Jack badly wanted the freedom that having the
Sword would provide. But equally important, he needed to keep the sword
out of the hands of dangerous pirates, like Louis and Torrents--and
especially out of the hands of the evil Davy Jones, who was said to rule the
seas.A gust of wind billowed the mainsail, and the heavy boom swung
around. Jack quickly jumped out of the way, toppling into Fitzwilliam. They
both went sprawling on the deck, and a wave washed over the railing,
soaking them. Jack smoothed his long dark hair and scrambled to his
feet."Big wave," Jack said.Fitzwilliam got up from the now-slippery deck
more slowly and carefully. "Why is the water getting so rough? It was not
calm earlier, but it was also certainly not this violent. And there is nary a
cloud in the sky, so it cannot be that Torrents has escaped and is stirring up
the sea with his storms."*"Perhaps not Torrents, but it could be Louis," Jean
said. "Who knows what power the Sword wields, even without the
scabbard? And in the hands of Louis, a little bit of power will go a long
way."Jean continued. "He is certainly a vicious man, diabolical and fierce.
The only thing about your story that was not accurate, Captain Jack, is how
the pirate became marked with those facial scars.""Oh?" Jack scoffed. "And
how are you such an expert?""We met him," Tumen said, returning to his
place at the wheel. Jack and the crew defeated the notorious Captain
Torrents, whose anger was terrible.
Everyone turned toward the helm to stare at Tumen. Then a yowling
sound filled the stunned silence. Constance leapt down from her hiding
place behind the mainmast and landed right in front of Jack, finally showing
her mangy self. She let out an angry but frightened hiss.
CHAPTER TWO
CHAPTER THREE
Tumen stepped away from the wheel to make way for Jack. Fitzwilliam
was looking through his spyglass toward the island."It is difficult to make
out," Fitzwilliam said. "Almost as if the island is there, but at the same time
. . . not. It looks like nothing more than a cloudy mist through my
glass."Draping his arm across the top of the wheel, Jack gazed ahead. The
sun was making a slow descent, and the horizon was striped in shades of
gold, pink, and purple. "Sail toward it," he commanded. "Are you mad?"
Fitzwilliam asked."No. But I am a bit tired of being asked if I am," Jack
replied."Why would we sail toward it? We have no idea where it came
from, nor what exactly it is," Fitzwilliam persisted."Well, Fitzy, when
anything happens at sea that is out of the ordinary like, oh, say a huge island
appearing out of nowhere, it would probably be wise to ascertain that it
happened for a reason, and that reason can often, though not always, lead
anyone willing to explore it to great power and treasure. Besides, I am
captain here. Savvy?""Aye, aye, 'Captain,'" Fitzwilliam snapped
obnoxiously."I don't know about this," Tumen said.Jack just set his jaw,
pointed toward the island, and the crew sailed on."I guess we know where
the rough seas were coming from earlier," Jean said. "Islands dropping into
oceans will probably do that to calm waters."Just then the wailing sound
started up again. It was strange and mystifying, but it was also beautiful. At
least most of the crew thought so."What is that god-awful noise?" Jack
said."I think it's pretty," Arabella said, "and so . . . sad," she continued,
clearly on the verge of tears. The rest of the crew looked completely
mesmerized. Jack looked puzzled.As the sound died down, the crew shook
off the sleepy feeling the song had inflicted upon them. But before the
effects had completely worn off, the Barnacle began to rock more violently
than it had before. And from the turbid waters around them, like a
cannonball fired from below the sea, shot an enormous roaring beast.
"Kraken!" Arabella shouted, as the eellike body of the beast slapped down
on the ocean around them, attempting to crush the Barnacle."No! The
Kraken is much larger, has tentacles, and smells like death. . . . This is
something different!" Tumen said."But it looks . . . and smells ... no less
dangerous," Jack shouted. "Grab your swords!"As the crew quickly
prepared for action, the monster lurched and slapped itself down on the
water, showing its face. Its huge jaws looked as if they could easily take a
bite out of the Barnacle, and they were lined with rows of teeth that were set
layer upon-layer, like a shark's. Its ruby-red eyes glared angrily at the crew,
and as it hissed it sprayed them with a green slime that smelled like long-
dead fish. "Oh!" Arabella shouted.The monster dove in toward the
Barnacle, and Jack nodded to Fitzwilliam. Just as the monster was mere feet
away from the boat, Jack jabbed his sword directly into one of its eyes and
Fitzwilliam hit the beast in the side. A pink fluid sprayed from the eye
wound and oozed out. The creature roared and recoiled for a moment.
Laying limply on the water in what looked like a pink oil slick, it seemed as
though the beast might be down. But then it squirmed its huge body, which
was at least the size of the Barnacle, and straightened itself high in the air,
turning toward the Barnacle and lunging again for the boat.Jack yelped and
jumped back, then with hardly a thought, he jumped up onto the ship's
railing and steadied himself in a ready position. "Jack! What on Earth are ye
doing?" Arabella called out to him.The creature was clearly in attack mode
and Jack was right in its path."Going to the belly of the beast," Jack said
with a wink, sword in hand. As the monster lurched forward, Jack jumped
off the side of the boat and onto the creature, grabbing its fins for stability.
The crew gasped as the monster whipped its body around in an attempt to
free itself from Jack's grip. But Jack was holding on tightly.The creature
opened its huge mouth and angled its head in an attempt to swallow Jack
whole. But like an animal trying to lick its own neck, the creature was
unable to reach Jack, who was just beneath its jaws."Get the boat away
from this here beastie!" Jack shouted to his crew."What?" Arabella shouted.
She couldn't hear well over the roar of the creature and the rush of the
water. The wound in the creature's eye continued to leak fluid, and fishy
green slime dripped from its jaws, fully covering Jack and causing him to
lose his grip."Boat. Out. Now." Jack repeated what he had said before."We
cannot hear you!" Fitzwilliam said.Jack's right hand continued to slip off
the monster's fin, and in a desperate attempt to get a better grip, he let go,
then quickly grabbed the fin again, tearing it clean off the body of the beast.
The creature roared louder than it had up till now, and the crew gaped in
terror."I think we'd better get the boat out of here," Jean yelled to
Jack."Good thinking!" Jack shouted back, now hanging from just one of the
creature's fins. "What?" Arabella asked, not able to hear Jack over the
chaos."Just get going! Go!" Jack shouted. Then the beast reared up and
slammed Jack down on the surface of the water. Jack was able to hold on,
and when the creature broke the surface again and straightened its body as it
had before, yowling like mad, Jack took his sword, inserted it just below the
monster's jaw, and slid down the length of the creature, cutting the beast in
the process. The thick skin of the creature split open to reveal bluish guts
covered in dark blood. It tossed its head like mad, spraying its green slime
all over the surface of the water, then collapsed on top of Jack.The water
was still for a few moments as the crew watched, stunned, and waited for
Jack to surface. But there was no sign of him. "Oh, my . . ." Arabella said,
putting her hand to her mouth.Then, suddenly, from behind the ship, a loud
splash sounded. Something had shot out of the water again."Jack!"
Fitzwilliam shouted, genuinely pleased to see him."Who were you
expecting? Davy Jones?" Jack quipped.The crew looked out onto the water
where the carcass of the mighty beast lay in an oily pool of monster
juice."Well," Jack said, "looking on the bright side, we now have boatloads
of meat for the rest of the journey."
CHAPTER FOUR
The crew sailed away from the butchered sea beast, which sank slowly
to the ocean depths. They were entering the thick of the fog that surrounded
the island which had appeared on the horizon, but the island itself was miles
away yet. The ocean was still and silent again, the only sounds heard were
the creaking boards and the slap of the waves against the Barnacle's
hull.And then, that other sound again ... the beautiful, haunting, lovely,
maddening sound. Jack wondered if it could be the howling of sea beasts,
like the one he had just slain."Come near my ship, beastie," Jack yelled out
toward the ocean, waving his fist as a warning, "and I'll do to you what I've
already done to your mate."He stood at the ready, but as he scanned his
crew, he noticed that they were not responding at all. While he was
prepared for another battle, they were slack and relaxed.Arabella stood at
the rail, staring gloomily out to sea. Fitzwilliam sat on a barrel, pulled his
sword from his scabbard and used his neckerchief to slowly polish it,
making long, smooth strokes. Tumen picked up the astrolabe Arabella had
laid on the deck and seemed to be studying the stars, which was odd, since
none had appeared in the sky yet. Jean petted Constance over and over, the
cat lying limply in his arms."What is all this?" Jack scolded. "We have a
ship to--"His voice broke off, as the sound, floating along the wind, became
louder. It was like a song, but not exactly. There were no words, just
sounds. It was hard to tell if it was one voice or many. And though it was
clearly being sung, the melody wasn't very songlike--no repeated phrases,
no hummable tune. Jack wasn't sure if he was hearing it with his ears or if
somehow the sound had burrowed into his brain and he was hearing it from
inside his head. It was wrapping itself around him like the tentacles of some
sea beast.Jack threw his head back and forth violently, trying to shake the
sound out. Then he stood up straight, enduring the sound, and cleared his
throat. "Mates," he said to his crew, "it's high time for--" He suddenly
ducked as the boom swung toward him."Hey!" Jack cried, yanking on the
line. "Tumen, Jean. Look alive there, mates."The two able-bodied seamen
ignored him, so he left the helm to lash the rope to the cleat at the stern,
making a tangled mess of the excess. "I'll fix that later," Jack muttered.
Thwack! Jack jumped at the sound of all three sails suddenly furling."What
the--" he sputtered, wondering how he would set them right all at once. He
strode to the center deck. "Jean, Tumen," he barked, "trim the jib and the
foresail. Arabella, Fitz, you tackle the main." No one moved.Whomp! Jack
jumped again and stared up incredulously as the sails unfurled, returning to
their proper positions.Something had clearly taken control of the ship--
something powerful and invisible. Could it have something to do with the
strange song? Jack wondered. "Well, at least the sails seem to have sorted
themselves out. More than can be said for you lot!" Jack said, glaring at his
crew. He opened his mouth to deliver a severe tongue-lashing, but then
noticed the wheel at the helm twirling madly. He dashed back to it and tried
to get it under control. "A little help would be nice," he called.No
response.He turned his back on the deck in order to face the wheel directly,
struggling with it. It suddenly seemed to have a mind of its own. Every time
he yanked it one way, it yanked itself back the other. He had the oddest
feeling that someone was under the ship pulling on the rudder, forcing the
wheel to guide the ship away from the island on the horizon.Jack closed his
eyes tightly in frustration. He released the wheel to pull his bandana from
his head and wipe his face. He watched dumbfounded as the wheel spun
around and around like a wayward top. It then stopped dead still. Just as he
reached for it again, it whirled frantically, first one way, then the other. He
yanked his hand back from the mad dance of the wheel."Fine, be that way,"
Jack shouted at the wheel.None of his crew members had budged a single
inch. Jack would have thought they'd been mystically turned into statues if
they weren't each absently, languorously, and silently continuing their
activities. The setting sun cast long shadows across the deck. Jack jumped
down in front of Fitzwilliam. "To arms!" he shouted, expecting Fitzwilliam
to raise his sword and rush to the bow. But the young aristocrat just
continued running his neckerchief up and down the blade. Jack huffed in
frustration. He was getting nowhere.Jack crossed to where Arabella stood
gazing out to sea. "What is so bloody fascinating out there?" he asked
her.She didn't answer, didn't move, just gripped the rail, her long hair lifting
in the wind."Well, if you want to go all statuey, lass, that's your prerogative.
But I have a ship to sail here," Jack said, stepping away from her.He turned
and joined Tumen at center deck. The young sailor was making adjustments
to the astrolabe. "I hate to break this to you, my good fellow," Jack began,
"but I can't see what use this device can be if you hold it upside
down."Tumen behaved as if he hadn't heard a word.Jean was petting
Constance--or more correctly, attempting to. The cat had slithered out of
Jean's hands and onto the deck. She lay sprawled in a way that made her
look like a limp rag doll. It was unusual behavior for the feisty, albeit nasty,
feline. Yet Jean's hands continued to move as if he were still holding her,
rising and falling, rising and falling."What is wrong with you lot? Have you
forgotten that we were just minutes ago nearly killed by a sea beast? Step
up, now. These are dangerous waters!" Jack barked.Jack took a step toward
them, but suddenly the song that had been blaring seemed to shift pitch and
become much softer. Then Arabella shivered, Jean clasped his hands
together, Tumen stopped manipulating the astrolabe, and Fitzwilliam's
polishing slowed to a halt.The melody was still dancing about the boat, but
now it was only a whisper. Jack felt as though the song were an entity that
had just wound its way across the deck and was now heading back out over
the water.The crew appeared to be getting back to its normal self, and then,
suddenly, the sound increased markedly. The crew went stiff again, and the
sails flew up and down the masts. The boom swung back and forth, and the
lines untied themselves. Jack went into frantic action, dashing all over the
ship, reaching, pulling, yanking, shoving--and above all, shouting. He was
on his own for now. Despite his commands, not a single crew member
responded.Panting, sweating, and furious beyond belief, Jack Sparrow
leaned heavily on the wheel. It had set its own course, away from the island,
and he'd given up trying to change it. At this point, any destination was
better than jerking about this way and that."Might as well see where we're
headed," he murmured. He pulled out his pocket compass and peered down
at the instrument, but it was getting dark. He needed to light the lanterns.
That was usually Arabella's job, but it wasn't likely she'd be taking that on
this night.The compass needle flickered back and forth without rhyme or
reason. It wasn't pointing north. Nor was it pointing south or east or west. It
was just spinning aimlessly."Hmm. That's probably not good," Jack said,
matter-of-factly.He shoved the compass back into his pocket. "Well, let's try
this." He glanced at the standing compass. That needle also made a slow
circuit around and around and around, like a sped-up clock. The instruments
were as useless as Jack's so-called crew. He crossed to the rail to better see
his mates. They all seemed to have fallen asleep. Jack wasn't sure if it was
any worse than having them awake and useless.Grumbling, Jack strode to
the bow, taking care not to accidentally kick anyone (though he did so a few
times). As he peered into the oddly starless night, the wind picked up,
pushing the Barnacle speedily along.
CHAPTER FIVE
"Non, monsieur, she's never done it before.""Well, it's pretty bloody odd
if ye ask me," Arabella snapped, dusting off her weathered dress.Tumen
was now at the wheel to guide the rudder, and Arabella moved beside him--
and away from Constance--to continue her navigation lessons. Jean moved
to the mainsail and Fitzwilliam to the bow.Then, the song returned. It
seemed to Jack to have a physical weight to it. More like a presence than a
sound.Jack pulled his compass from his pocket. It had been working fairly
well a moment before, but now it was broken: no revolution around the
face, no pointing in multiple directions--it was doing nothing at all. He held
it starboard, he held it port, he held it toward the bow and then toward the
stern. It never moved."Blast it!" Jack said, sliding his compass back into his
pocket and resisting the urge to hurl the disobedient instrument into the
sea.He went to the helm. "What course are we making?" he asked Arabella.
Arabella just shrugged.Jack saw that the needle on the ship's compass
slowly swung back and forth."Tumen, my friend," Jack said, smiling and
draping an arm around the young sailor. "You're a regular Galileo with
navigational tools, land-sea-position things and what have you. Can we get
some help here?""There're no stars now," Tumen said. "I need the night
sky.""I wish you'd mentioned that last night," Jack said. "Now, why didn't I
ask you then? Oh, right," he added sarcastically. "You were too busy
sleeping as if you were in a coma."Jack strode away from the helm and
began pacing the deck. "So," he began, "we don't know where we're going,
but we seem to be headed there at quite a clip. We have sea beasts prowling
these waters and a discordant sound that gives one the sensation of
fingernails running over slate. If that weren't enough, a phantom island
drops in now and then. This is brilliant." He threw his hands in the air."All
right, my mates," Jack announced, continuing to pace the deck. "I'm willing
to put behind me your most unseemly, unworthy, slackish, brackish
behavior of the night previous. But let us get something straight. If you're
going to sail on the Barnacle, you're going to pull your own weight. Or we'll
leave you at the next port," Jack looked around at the expansive ocean
around him, then finished, "wherever that might be. Savvy?"The singing
sound grew much louder."I am beginning to question why we are even
here," Fitzwilliam stated."Pardon me, Fitzy," Jack said, "but was it not you
who demanded passage aboard this ship? Was it not you who vied for your
right to sail with us?"*Fitzwilliam rolled his eyes."I guess the intermittent
spells of waves we've been encountering have rocked the little sense you
may have had right out of that priceless head of yours, eh, lad?""I warned
you once, I shall not warn you again," Fitzwilliam said. "Do not insult my
honor or that of my family.""A bit touchy this morning, aren't we?" Jack
said. "You ask me, I'm the one who should be suffering from a foul
disposition. I've had no sleep, and my charges sat staring into space as the
ship went mad around me.""A ship can't go mad," Jean scoffed from the
rail."I beg to differ," Jack said, spinning Yep, Jack is right. See for yourself
in Vol. i: The Coming Storm around to address Jean. "And if you had
managed to stay awake last night, you'd know precisely what this ship had
gotten up to. Now, can't we please just get back to planning the mission?"
Jack said, clasping his hands together and bowing forward."Mission?"
Fitzwilliam repeated disdainfully. "This is a fool's errand at best.""How's
that?" Jack turned on his heel to face Fitzwilliam. "As this is my mission, I
believe you are calling me a fool."Fitzwilliam shrugged. "So be it."Jack
took a step toward the tall boy. "Might I remind you yet again, aristo-hrat."
He enunciated every word precisely and rolled his r's for good measure.
"You begged to come aboard. Insisted upon it. And you were as eager to
reunite the Sword with its sheath as any one of us.""That was before I
realized what madness such a mission is," Fitzwilliam said."A few days ago
you discovered what it felt like to conquer a violent, bloody, not to mention
cursed, pirate. You felt the freedom of discovering treasure and sailing the
seas free from the constraints of family Dalton. Then just yesterday you
watched yours truly," Jack said, pausing to wink at Arabella, "slaughter a
raging sea beast. You've done things that wizards and kings through the
ages have only dreamed of doing," Jack said with a convincing amount of
passion. "This is the mission of a lifetime and you know it," he
finished."Not my lifetime," Fitzwilliam answered."Let me remind you who
is captain here," Jack said."And who decided that? Not we. Is a captain not
elected by his crew?" Fitzwilliam crossed his arms and took a wider stance,
planting his feet firmly on the deck.Jack stared at the belligerent boy. The
others stayed quiet, although it was unclear if their silence was because they
were afraid to interfere in a fight between Jack and Fitzwilliam, or if the
astonishing indifference brought on by the song was continuing."If you will
recall," Jack said smoothly, "I appointed myself captain, seconded by all of
you. And besides," he added -with a grin, "I'm the one with the
compass.""A compass that does not work. Not unlike your mind. This is not
a ship. It is a decrepit boat. You are not a captain. You are a lunatic,"
Fitzwilliam said."Oh, that was very unwise, Fitzy," Jack snapped, his hand
instinctively gripping the sword he wore at his side."Oh, put your sword
away. You are so dramatic," Fitzwilliam said dismissively. "I tell you this
mission is doomed, and I refuse to link my name to such folly. We do not
have the resources to take on a pirate such as Louis.""Of course we do!"
Jack protested. "And you thought so, too, up until oh, let's see, moments
ago. We are not abandoning this mission.""If I cannot change your mind,
then do take your own advice and set me ashore at the nearest port,"
Fitzwilliam said."Oh, and why would you want to do that?" Jack asked."I
plan to take my portion of the treasure we have already found," Fitzwilliam
said. "I will buy myself a position as an officer in the army. I will ensure my
valiant leadership and bring the Dalton name to glory.""Hah!" Jack shook
his head, laughing. "You? First of all, friend, let's face it you're not exactly,
how shall I put it? 'Leader ‘material. Not to mention that you're here with us
because you were running from that very life," Jack said. "Now, who's the
lunatic?" he whispered to Arabella."How dare you impugn my honor!"
Fitzwilliam unsheathed his sword in a swift move."'Impugning'? There's no
'impugning' going on here. What are you talking about?" Jack said."You
will guide this boat to a port," Fitzwilliam said, his voice growing hard,
"where I shall disembark.""Look, Fitzy, it's not like I'm desperate to keep
you," Jack said mildly, waving his sword around carelessly. "You're not
much of a sailor. But out of very principle, I do not take orders from my
crew. Besides, I am not taking a detour from Louis's trail to drop you
off.""You will do as I say.""No. I. Won't," Jack said."I repeat, sir, you will
do as I wish, or pay the price!""You forget yourself, 'sir,'" Jack said
mockingly. "Let me remind you again. Despite your protests, I am, in fact,
captain here. And onboard ship, the captain's decisions are law."Fitzwilliam
charged forward and lunged at Jack. Jack nimbly leapt up onto the gunwale
and grabbed the ratlines leading to the crow's nest. Missing his target,
Fitzwilliam stumbled. Jack gripped the ropes and swung around the ratlines,
landing a hard kick on the tall boy's backside. He toppled into the
mainmast, hitting his head hard against the wood and crumpled to the
deck."Oh, my," Arabella exclaimed. But she didn't move from the
helm."Sorry about that, Fitzy," Jack said, leaping down from the ratlines to
land beside the unconscious boy. "But you gave me no choice."Jack
propped Fitzwilliam up against the mainmast and lashed him to it, taking
care that all his knots were secure and proper."Now, you'll go nowhere," he
said as he wiped his hands together, an indication of a job finished and well
done.Constance crept back on the deck and delicately sniffed
Fitzwilliam."Glad that's taken care of," said Jack, clapping his hands
together briskly. "Maybe he'll talk more sense when he comes to. You know
how these aristos are--all vapors and fits of madness.""I agree," Tumen
said."Why, thank you, my friend," Jack said, smiling."No, I agree with
Fitz," Tumen replied, never taking his eyes from the astrolabe, which he
held up as if he were reading a night sky--despite the bright sun blazing
down on them."Me, too," Jean said.Constance yowled, presumably in
agreement.
CHAPTER SIX
"Do not fear!" Fitzwilliam shouted. He strained against the ropes that
kept him tied securely to the mast. "I shall lead you into glory! Fall in
behind me, men, for Fitzwilliam P. Dalton the Third and his men will be
victorious!""Now who's delusional?" Jack muttered to himself. "'This is not
a ship.' 'You are not a captain.'" Jack mimicked Fitzwilliam's taunts. "Well,
lad, seems you, not me, are the bloody lunatic!" Jack scanned the ocean,
looking for a sign of the mysterious fins he saw dip beneath the waves, or
anything else unusual. The misty island was on the horizon again, and the
last time it had appeared, the Barnacle was attacked by a sea creature. Jack
turned toward Arabella, who was leaning on the railing. This had become
something of a habit for her, Jack noticed. “You still with us, lass?" Jack
asked, noticing the glazed-over expression on her face.Arabella said
nothing. She just continued to stare out at the sea.Jack sighed.Tumen
stomped his feet as best he could from his position at the post. He was
screaming and yelling in his native tongue, but occasionally Jack
understood words like "home" and "now."The song was getting loud again,
and as it wound its way through the boat Jack could almost feel it. As it
passed them, Tumen and Jean grew limp, and their bodies seemed to sway
to the song."Home," Tumen moaned. "Let me go home. “Oh, Constance.
We've got to lift your curse," Jean cried. "Tia Dalma . . ."Constance let out a
howl, stood up on her two hind legs and, bizarrely, "walked" below to the
galley."That again?" Jack asked, puzzled by the cat's behavior. There was
something strangely comic about it, but also something deeply
disturbing.Thwack! The flying jib at the bow of the ship backwinded. The
imbalance of the sails made the boat tip dangerously to starboard. Jack
skidded across the deck and caught himself just before he tumbled over the
rail. He gripped the ratlines and straightened up."Oooh, you'd like that,
wouldn't you?" he said to the Barnacle, convinced now that the ship itself
was out to sabotage his mission. "Well, it will never happen." He grinned
while his restrained crew continued to chant, moan, and shout, and Arabella
continued to clutch the port rail, her sad eyes never leaving the horizon."It's
the sea, doll. Just the sea," Jack said, frustrated by her sudden obsession
with the ocean. "Seen one, seen them all. Waves, horizons, open air. Not
much else to look at besides that foggy island that might or might not be
there depending on when you look, and the occasional odd tail of a sea
creature that may or may not be a beastie ready to attack us. “Jack took a
step toward her, hoping, though he knew it might be in vain, to get her
attention. But the ship was still backwinded, and he slipped backward. "I'll
be back in a moment, doll. Must attend to the jib," he said.Keeping a hand
on the rail, he hurried to the bow. He ignored the crew, neatly leaping over
them. Then he sat astride the bowsprit, muttering to himself while he inched
along the pole to release the wayward sail.Salty spray stung his eyes, and he
almost slipped twice due to the slickness of the wet bowsprit, but he finally
made it back to the deck."Are you going to say anything today, Bell?" Jack
asked. Silence. He waved his hands frantically in front of her face. "Hello
there!" he yelled, exasperated. Gesturing to the subdued crew, he said,
"Even if this lot here does not want to complete this mission, it's still you
and I, lass. You and I who decided to do this. You and I who found the
scabbard. You and I who secured the Barnacle and set sail and defeated
Torrents. It's you and I who are going to find this blasted sword, and keep it
out of the hands of thieves, pirates, and most of all, Davy Jones. And it's
you and I who will be free to do whatever we wish with its power!""It
doesn't matter . . ." Arabella's voice trailed off. "None of it matters."Before
Jack could respond he was distracted by Constance, back on deck from the
galley. He shook his head in disbelief."What do you mean, 'none of it
matters'?" he asked. "All of it matters. Every last blasted moment of it.
We're partners, me and you. You said so yourself the night we met."
Constance looked over her shoulder at Jack and Arabella and let out a
snarky meow. Jack's eyes widened as he watched the cat walk two-legged
over to the cup of tea Arabella had left beside the stovepipe the day before
everything went crazy on the ship. Constance leaned forward--still
balancing on her hind legs--and tried to lift the cup with her paws. Over and
over she made the attempt, letting out annoyed mews at her inability to
grasp the handle of the cup."Of all the odd things I've seen in my day, this is
up there," Jack muttered. He walked over to Constance, who was now
trying to steer the ship's wheel. He scooped her up and tied her to the mast
as well, right beside Jean. The cat's mewing joined the rest of the crew in
forming a painful off-key symphony of groans. All the while, the melody
coming off the sea rose and fell. The rhythm of the song seemed to match
the swell of the waves, the pitch of the ship.Jack peered up at the sails, then
out to sea. Through the haze of grey fog rolling off the island, he again
spotted several green fins. As they dropped just below the surface, he
gripped his sword, preparing for the worst-- another attack by a vicious
beast. But he also thought the fins could just as easily belong to some kind
of large fish.The fog began to wrap around the ship, and Jack noticed that
they were closer than ever to the dark island that kept appearing. Jack
stomped to the helm. Then he whirled to glare at the three boys and the cat
tied to the mast. He cocked his head as he watched their antics. Clearly it
was the song that had driven them mad. But why wasn't he affected? And
why not Arabella? Or was it affecting her?He turned to face the barmaid,
who was still staring out to sea. "I don't know what your problem is, Lady
Misery," he said, "but at least you're not trying to change the course of the
mission.""Jack, I--I want my mother." Jack stared at her, surprised. "The
lady speaks!" He furrowed his brow. "But she speaks nonsense.""I do, Jack.
I want to be with my mother." Arabella finally pulled her gaze from the sea
and faced him, her eyes wild."Your mother, eh?" Jack raised an eyebrow.
"Well, best schedule a visit to the graveyard, dear. Everyone in Tortuga
knows your mum is dead.""If death is the only way for us to be reunited,
then so be it." Jack watched, stunned, as Arabella gripped the railing,
hoisted herself up, and turned to him. Then, without another word, Arabella
threw herself overboard.
CHAPTER EIGHT
"Oh, brilliant," Jack cried, as he watched Arabella fall into the sea.He
stared down at the water. Arabella disappeared below the surface but then
quickly bobbed back up, gasping. Her hair streamed out behind her, and her
long skirts floated up around her head. But as the heavy fabric of her dress
soaked up the seawater it weighed her down, and she began to sink again.
Only one thing to do, Jack thought, tossing his vest onto a cleat for
safekeeping. He threw the boat into the wind to stop it, leapt up onto the
railing and dove into the churning blue sea.He plunged in with a splash and
quickly broke the surface, scanning for Arabella. He shook his head to get
the shaggy wet hair out of his eyes and spotted the top of her head just
above the water.He swam to her, hoping she wouldn't resist his effort to
save her. Coming up behind her, he grabbed her head and tilted it up out of
the water so she could breathe. With his other hand he gripped her firmly
around her shoulders, positioning her so that she lay nearly on top of him.
Then he kicked hard, floating on his back, and pulled her along with him
toward the ship. She seemed unconscious, but her eyes were open and
blinking. She wasn't actually fighting him, but she was much heavier than
he had expected--it almost felt as if she were being pulled in the opposite
direction. Could her dress have snagged on something underwater? Jack
suddenly screamed out. A sharp stab had made him jerk his hand up and out
of the water, releasing Arabella. He treaded water and checked his hand.
Blood streamed down into the warm Caribbean Sea. Jack's eyes bulged.
Teeth marks. Like human teeth, but much sharper.Arabella was out cold and
sinking again. Jack watched hopelessly as her head slipped below the
surface.He muttered something, took a deep breath, and plunged down.
Once below the waves, he opened his eyes and tried to focus. Underwater,
everything was a blur, but he could still see Arabella slowly drifting toward
the ocean floor. He kicked hard and was quickly by her side. He wrapped
one arm around her and used the other to paddle, bringing them back up
toward the surface. He had to hurry.Then he realized that something was, in
fact, dragging her down.Colorful fish swam in front of him, seaweed
smacked him in the face, and his own kicking churned the water--all these
things obscured his ability to see what was pulling Arabella deeper and
deeper. And he knew he couldn't hold his breath very much longer.He
kicked hard, trying to yank Arabella out of the grasp of the unseen obstacle.
He wrapped both arms around her to make sure he didn't lose her again. He
reached as far as he could to strengthen his grip around her and found
himself suddenly staring into a surprising--and surprisingly beautiful face.
Long, flowing hair the colors of the sea drifted around the strange girl. Her
pearly skin made him think of the inside of an oyster shell, and her eyes
glowed like moonlight. She was perhaps the most gorgeous girl Jack had
ever seen. And he had seen countless pretty girls in his day.Gorgeous.Until
she opened her mouth wide--and released a bubbly hiss. Jack reared back in
shock, and in this moment of confusion loosened his hold on Arabella. The
fish-girl grabbed Arabella's shoulder and tried to yank her out of Jack's
arms.Jack didn't need another clue to know that this underwater stranger
had bad intentions. Those sharp teeth of hers definitely matched the bite on
his hand, and now that he was less startled he noticed that she was in fact a
girl, but only from the waist up--she had a shimmering, scaly tail the86rest
of the way down her body. A mermaid! They had to get out of there--fast!
Back up to the surface for air and back to the ship for safety! There were
stories about mermaids. Many of these tales told of mermaids that were
very sweet and innocent. But there were other tales of sinister mermaids
who had aligned themselves with Sirens. Jack quickly deduced that this one
was part of the latter group. Clutching Arabella tightly to his chest, Jack
quickly curled his body into a ball and then sharply flung out his legs,
kicking the mermaid square in the chin. She reeled backward, and Jack
swam as fast as he could for the surface with Arabella heavy and lifeless in
his arms. He glanced down to see if the mermaid was gaining on him, and
his heart thudded hard. The mermaid who had attacked Arabella was there,
but she wasn't alone. Scores of other mermaids were gathering below-- and
they were all headed straight toward Jack!His lungs were already nearly
bursting, but he forced himself to push hard for the surface. He knew he
couldn't fight off all those creatures, and he wouldn't be getting any help
from Arabella.He swam rapidly, lungs burning, muscles straining,
Arabella's weight slowing him down. He fought against his tiring arms and
his exhausted legs, determined to get both himself and Arabella out of that
water. He burst up into the air, gasping and sputtering. But it wasn't over
yet--he still had to make it to the ship. The water rippled around him, and he
knew it was from the legion of mermaids making their way toward the
surface, their green fins flapping as they sped up to him. He couldn't slow
down now. He kicked and kicked, dragging Arabella along, creating a
wake.Finally, he reached the ship, and never softening his grip on Arabella,
hoisted himself onto the ladder that hung over the side. Steadying himself,
hooking his feet into the rungs, he managed to shift Arabella so she was
over one shoulder. He grabbed the rail of the ladder and scurried
aboard.Jack heaved himself and Arabella onto the Barnacle. He laid his
shipmate down, and then, panting, he collapsed. His chest rose and fell as
he regained his breath. As soon as his lungs were full, he knelt beside
Arabella, who was pale, bloated, soaking wet, and what concerned Jack
most of all--not moving or breathing. He opened her mouth and placed his
lips firmly on hers, exhaling into her, willing her to breathe, determined to
awaken her.After all that, he thought, she can't have drowned. Not after all
that!Arabella coughed and sputtered, and Jack yanked her upright,
pounding on her back so she'd cough up all the seawater she'd breathed
in.The moment she got her bearings, she stood and raced back to the
rail."Oh, no, you don't!" Jack shouted, chasing after her. He grabbed her
around the waist just as she was about to jump overboard-- again. "I risked
my life getting you back onboard. I'm not doing it twice.""I must get to my
mother!" Arabella wailed. "Release me at once!""I didn't see your mum
down there with the Scaly Tails," Jack said, dragging her over to the
mainmast. "You'd be wasting your time. And I'd have to get myself all wet
again rescuing you." He lashed her to the mast with the others."The reason
men made ships," he complained, "was so that they didn't have to get
themselves drenched going from place to place." He took the ends of his
shirt and wrung the water out of them. He stood in a soggy puddle. "If I've
ruined these boots," he warned Arabella, "someone--and I think we both
know who I mean--someone is going to make me a new pair."Jack stalked
back to the helm, leaving a trail of wet footprints and seaweed in his wake.
CHAPTER NINE
Jack smacked the wheel. He walked to the mast, circling around his
newly deranged crew members. "So," he began, pacing back and forth in
front of them, "it has recently become clear to me that the Sirens, or
something like them, are the reason for all of this bizarre, strange, and
utterly unacceptable behaviour. This of course indemnifies you all on some
level--though not entirely--but it does not solve my more immediate
problem, which is how do I overcome this trial and get you all back to
normal." He glared at Constance, who was sitting with her paws crossed
angrily, "Or, as normal as possible."It also does not explain why I seem to
be the only one remotely aware of this Siren song, nor does it explain why I
have not been affected by it." Jack stopped and thought for a moment."It
does explain the sea beast."He paused again and concentrated. “It does not
explain the appearing disappearing island."It does explain the presence of
the song, whether you can hear it or not."Jack rubbed his chin
thoughtfully."So! You see, we have more items unanswered than
answered."The bound crew members were limp and stared slack-jawed and
expressionless at Jack."And it's clear none of you are hearing any of this, so
I am basically speaking to a mast," Jack said."Anyway," he continued,
"about these Sirens ... I don't know why I didn't realize it before. We've all
heard the stories, the legends. Every sailor lives in fear of being called to
their watery grave by the Siren's song. He leaned over the side of the ship
and cupped his hands together. "I guess I just thought they'd be a bit more
on key," he mused.Just then, the song wrapped itself around the ship once
more. The crew perked up."For the glory of the Crown and the Dalton
name!" Fitzwilliam shouted. "I must report for my commission at once!
Why are you detaining me?""Well, you see, Fitzy," Jack said, kneeling
down beside the delirious boy. "There is no commission. There is no
Crown. And after today I am not even sure there is a family Dalton.
Everything you've been saying is out-and-out rubbish." Jack was enjoying
turning the tables on Fitzwilliam, who consistently insisted that Jack was
not a captain. Jack stood up, then stumbled a moment, dizzy and light-
headed. He steadied himself by grabbing the mast over Fitzwilliam's head.
"Must have not quite recovered from my dip in the ocean," he
muttered."Mother!" Arabella pleaded. "I must see my mother! I
must!""Bell," Jack said quietly, "I really don't think it's a good idea for that
request to be granted.""Tia Dalma!" Jean moaned. "We have to go see
her!""I believe your friend Tumen will argue that," Jack pointed out. Tumen
nodded angrily in agreement. "And I'd hate to cause a rift between such
good mates. So I shall refuse you both, in the interest of your friendship.
We're keeping to our original course."Constance had stopped yowling and
hissing. She simply sat there, staring at the ropes wrapped around her and
gazing up at Jack defiantly. From the twitching of her tail, he was pretty
certain he'd pay for her confinement later."And you," he began to address
the cat, who bared her teeth, "oh, never mind."Jack started suddenly and
flapped his hands quickly about his ears, as if he were trying to shoo away
the song. He lowered his wet bandana over his ears and tightened it, hoping
it would help muffle the sound.It didn't.Jack groaned in frustration and
gritted his teeth. The ship was drawing ever closer to the island, and Jack
was beginning to think that if this was where the Sirens or mermaids, or
whatever they were, wanted him to go, then he should make every effort to
avoid heading toward it.He gave the wheel a try--hoping it would work this
time--and was thankfully surprised that the rudder responded to his touch.
"Okay now, Scaly Tails," he shouted out to the sea, "thank you for your
hospitality. So glad you'd like us all to stick around your strange
disappearing island, but sorry, it's getting late, must be going.
Savvy?"Peering at the instruments, he realized that although the compass
seemed to be working, he had no idea which way to guide the Barnacle. The
boat had been pulled in so many directions between here and there--
between the first encounter with the sea beast and now--that he had no idea
where he was. Further, with his crew tied to the mast, he'd have no help
adjusting the sails to catch the winds. He thought that once the starry night
appeared, Tumen would be able to help him with navigating. . . . Then he
looked over at Tumen, who was drooling all over himself and stuttering,
"Home! Home!""No help there," Jack said. "Well, actually, thinking about it
more carefully, this can't really be all that hard. All I truly want to do is get
out of here. It doesn't matter where I wind up, as long as it's far from sea
beasts and the Scaly Tails."As Jack tried to figure out how to manoeuvre the
boat away from the island, the song grew even louder, filling Jack's head
completely. It was nearly impossible for him to think of a plan, a direction
to take. Any thought he had was crowded out by the wailing of the song and
the shouting of his crew."All right, that's it!" Jack stalked away from the
wheel. "I've had it with all of you!" Jack shouted. Turning to his crew, he
continued through gritted teeth, "And I do mean all of you."There was only
one thing to do. He had to face the creatures who were tormenting him and
entrancing his crew. One way or another, he had to stop the singing. That
was the only way he'd be able to break the hold over his ship and his mates.
If the Scaly Tails were too cowardly to come to him, then he'd be more than
willing to join them on their turf. He strode to the prow of the ship and
planted one foot on the bowsprit. "All right, Scaly Tails," he bellowed out to
sea, "I know who you are. I know the game you're playing. I'm ready to
fight for my crew! So, come out . . . and play with old Captain Jack
Sparrow!"Sudden silence.Then, Jack heard the lapping of gentle waves
against the hull of his ship. Finally, a delicate, pale hand broke the water. A
finger was lifted and it beckoned Jack into the sea.
CHAPTER TEN
Without hesitation, Jack dove into the water. A powerful current swept
over him, and he felt himself being sucked downward. He opened his eyes
wide, but the water was spraying his face, stinging him so badly that he
needed to squint. He felt the rush of water all around him, and it became
clear that he was inside a whirlpool or something very much like one. He
was spun around and dragged deep into the ocean, deeper than he'd ever
been before. He could feel himself descending, and the little bit of light he
could see through his now barely opened eyes was waning. Down he went,
his hair whipping around, the underwater world swirling into a frenzied
blur. Just when he thought his lungs would burst, Jack was spat out into a
vast cavern at the sea bottom. "Ouch!" he shouted as he landed. He lay
gasping on shell-covered sand."Hey," he murmured, "there's air down here.
And light." Given these strange facts, Jack was not sure if he'd actually
landed at the bottom of the sea, or if he'd been transported to another
dimension entirely.Slowly, he pushed himself up and gazed around. The
huge cavern walls shimmered with the refraction from the turquoise water,
each tiny ripple sending glints of light across the ceiling. Little pools full of
translucent shells and exotic fish dotted the sandy shore. Black coral formed
bridges and thrones throughout the dark, damp, cavernous space that
dripped and oozed with slime.Three mermaids with bright blue tails lay in
the center of the cavern atop a slick boulder. They stared at Jack, their dark
eyes haunting and intense. Around them, in shallow water, were hundreds
of mermaids with green tails. They also stared at him intently. Relegated to
a far corner of the cove were a dozen or so red-tailed mermaids. Jack
couldn't tell where they were looking, but he thought it safe to assume that
they, too, were staring at him.Jack stared back. He'd never before seen such
a sight. "All these beautiful mermaids." He smiled. "Creatures of legend and
lore, right in front of me! What an exciting adventure, indeed!" he
murmured. Then he straightened his back and quickly reminded himself
that these women were the enemy."Welcome," the three blue-finned
mermaids said in unison."Nice harmony there," Jack commented. "I just
hope you don't start up all those choruses again. I don't think I can take any
more of that bit. Nice place you've got here," Jack said, admiring the
dripping cave. "Where exactly are we?""We are beneath the island that is
here but is not here," the three replied."Come again?" Jack asked."The place
that resides in Davy Jones's locker but also rises to the air above the sea.
You saw this island, and you wished to explore it. You are a courageous
one," the blue-finned mermaids said together. "Not many have dared
explore Isla Sirena, and fewer still have been invited to meet us in our lair.
You intrigue us.""You're a mite interesting yourself," Jack said, figuring
these blue-finned mermaids were the leaders. The green-tailed creatures
must be their army--if soft-looking fishtailed girls could constitute an army.
It was an odd thought, but he knew from the legends how dangerous these
creatures could be. His own crew had succumbed to their powers. He
wondered what the Red-tails were. Servants, maybe? As he scanned the
cavern he noticed a movement just out of the corner of his eye. It was a
kind of flickering. He turned back to face the blue-tailed sirens and started.
He could have sworn they had just shape shifted. For a moment he was
certain he had seen their arms as tentacles ending in sharp nasty claws and
their shining scales covered in barnacles and boils. Yet when he looked at
the mermaids dead-on they-were beautiful again.And now, he sensed the
same thing happening with all the green-tailed mermaids just beyond his
peripheral vision.Steady on, he told himself. Keep your head clear."What is
your name?" the three bluetailed mermaids trilled."Jack Sparrow. Well,
actually now, Captain Jack Sparrow. I've got a ship. The Barnacle. Little
thing really, not such a ...""Silence!" the three mermaids rang out in
unison."So," he cleared his throat, "you know who I am. And now, I
assume, you are the great Sirens of legend. Call sailors to their doom and all
that," he said."No, Jack Sparrow. We are not the Sirens. We are the merfolk.
We sing our own melody, and we do the bidding of the Sirens. We are their
agents, like the sea beast you killed during the last rising sun. There are
others you were fortunate enough not to encounter--gill men, sea warriors . .
. We all receive the protection of the Sirens in return for our services.""And
what exactly are your services, pray tell?" Jack asked, leaning
forward.Three Blue-tails flicked their fins in unison. "Our song will tear
open your heart, and you will beg for more. It will tease you with your
greatest desire till you grow mad. And this desire will eventually burn so
fierce that you will drive yourself directly to us. Then it is our charge to
deliver you to those to whom we answer.""The Sirens," Jack said."Yes," the
Blue-tails replied.Jack thought about this. "So, that explains why Fitzy
wants to go join the Light Brigade, Tumen wants to go home, Arabella
threw herself overboard, and Jean wants that mangy feline transformed
back into a human form--""--which is the feline's wish as well," the
mermaids finished for Jack, "hence the eerily human posturing.""But what
about me? Why was I not affected?" He smiled smugly. "I guess it's likely
because you fancy me," Jack said, smiling and tugging at his shirt collar.
"Can't really say I blame you, ladies," Jack continued, examining his dirty
fingernails proudly in an attempt to look nonchalant. Then he reminded
himself that these ladies were not his friends."But you were affected, Jack
Sparrow. Remember what you desire most. You were following what you
desire most," they responded. This was not clear to Jack, who shook his
head in confusion."Your greatest desire . . ." all the mermaids in the cavern
crooned."Desire," hundreds of them echoed over and over, "desire."Jack bit
his lip. He was going to have to think about this one for a while."Well, no
harm done," he told the merfolk. "I'd have acted the same way with or
without your musical interference." He took a step closer to the edge of the
lagoon. "But now I really must insist. Release my crew and my ship from
your spell ... or else."Jack noticed the leaders' blue tails flicking the way
Constance's tail did when she was about to pounce. He braced himself for
an attack and gripped his sword, which still stank of slain sea beast. "We are
willing to make a deal," the three Blue-tails sang."A deal ... a deal ... a deal .
. ." the others chimed in."I can do -without the chorus, please," Jack said.
"No offense.""None taken," the mermaids replied.He turned to address the
entire circle of Green-tails and once again was startled by strange
transformations in his peripheral vision. Claws snapped; what had seemed
to be pretty, soft faces grew scaly and fanged; tentacles reached toward him,
then retracted. With a nervous shiver, he faced the Bluetails again."You
were saying," he said, his voice a little shaky."We will let you and your
crew continue unimpeded on one condition. You must offer to us the
greatest treasure you will ever obtain."Jack flinched--he already considered
the Sword of Cortes as good as his. The prospect of cutting this deal so he
was free to search for the Sword just to lose it again to the Sirens was
unthinkable."I'm afraid on that I shall have to disappoint you," he told them.
"I see no profit in going through all the trouble of finding the Sword of
Cortes, risking the life of my crew--not to mention my own--endure great
hardship, and face who knows what obstacles just to turn it over to you lot."
He shook his head. "We'll have to do a bit more negotiating, my dears. The
Sword of Cortes is not a treasure I'm going to part with."All the mermaids
in the cavern laughed, their amused voices trilling. The sound was echoing
so loudly in the huge cavern that Jack had to force himself not to cover his
ears."Not all treasure is silver and gold, Jack Sparrow," the Blue-tails
said.Jack wondered why these supernatural types always found the need to
speak in riddles. He could hardly figure out what his greatest desire was,
and now he was challenged to come up with the thing that would be the
greatest treasure he'd ever obtain. And that, only to barter it away in order
that he and his crew could sail on, in search of the treasure he desired most.
. . which he'd have to return to the merfolk once it was procured. It was all
so confusing."Well," Jack said, "if it's not silver and gold you're looking for,
then it can't be that important. I accept your offer," Jack said. All the
mermaids below Isla Sirena hissed."Then we have made a deal," the
Bluetails sang."Great, then. Be on my way now," Jack said. "Can any one of
you be a lady and show me the way out?" he asked, winking at a
particularly cute Red-tail, who smiled back."Before we release you, we
require collateral," the Blue-tails countered."Sorry, Scaly Tails, got nothing
on me but this old sword, my boots, and old Stone-Eyed Sam's stone
eye."The coven gasped."We will take the eye."Jack shrugged. He'd taken it
as a souvenir of his last adventure, but it didn't have any value beyond the
sentimental. And Jack Sparrow was anything but sentimental. He held out
the stone that was once set in the skull of the pirate Stone-Eyed Sam and
dropped it neatly into one of the Blue-tails' hands. The mermaids smiled
with pleasure."Very well. We will hold this stone until you return to deliver
to us your most prized treasure."Jack shrugged. "Okay, then," he said. These
mermaids were not quite as clever as they thought they were.The mermaids
grinned at Jack as though they could read his thoughts. A sudden shiver
shot up Jack's spine. Their identical smiles unnerved him. He shook off the
strange feeling of doom."Jack Sparrow," the Blue-tails said, then paused . .
.Jack stared at them, waiting."You are free to go," they finished,
laughing."Free, free, free," the rest of the coven repeated, as the word
echoed throughout the cavern.Jack felt a hot rush of blood go to his head.
CHAPTER ELEVEN
Once he was back on his boat, Jack saw that things were, as he had
hoped, back to normal."Help!" Arabella screamed. "Jack, where are
you?""Untie us!" Fitzwilliam yelled."Jack, help us! Somebody knocked us
out and tied us up," Jean hollered.Constance mewed and hissed, and Tumen
struggled silently.Jack stepped into the view of his crew and began to untie
them."Jack!" Arabella cried. "You're alive!" "What has happened here?"
Fitzwilliam asked. “OH, just the usual mayhem," Jack said. "Nothing to fret
about. It's all over now. Captain Jack has set everything right. And now
we'll all need to set this ship back on course.""Why are we tied to the mast?
Who did this to us?" Fitzwilliam demanded to know."It was for your own
safety," Jack said, explaining no further and quickly untying the tangled
ropes that held his crew. "Now we must find our bearings. I believe we are
far off course.""Tumen and I will check the charts and our sightings," Jean
said. Tumen nodded, and together they went to the helm and began studying
the instruments.Jack gazed down at Constance. The cat stared up at him.
"I'm tempted to keep this one tied up," he said."Oh, no, you won't!" Jean
said. "She is as much a member of this crew as the rest of us.""Oh, all
right," Jack relented. He knelt down and loosened the rope around the cat.
She quickly scrambled to the prow to keep watch over the sea."We're both
wet," Arabella said to Jack, gazing down at her still-damp dress. "Why?""I
had some business underwater," Jack said."What about me?" Arabella
asked."You were looking for something you thought might be found in the
sea. I persuaded you otherwise.""Oh.""We're having trouble finding our
course," Jean called from the helm. "Why am I not surprised," Jack
mumbled."You!" Fitzwilliam pointed at Jack accusingly. "You have gotten
us off course, you have tied us to a mast, and you almost had us killed, first
by a notorious pirate and then by a raging sea beast.""Don't forget the
mermaids," Jack said."What mermaids do you speak of?" Fitzwilliam
asked."Never mind that," Jack said. "Now, please make your point and
make it quickly.""My point is," Fitzwilliam began, "that this mission is a
sham. You are not . . .""... a captain ... I know, I know . . ." Jack finished for
him.Fitzwilliam opened the chest on the deck where the crew kept their
most precious treasures, including the scabbard that belonged to the Sword
of Cortes. He waved the scabbard in Jack's face and said, "For all we know
there is absolutely nothing different about this scabbard than any other!"
Fitzwilliam angrily threw the scabbard to the deck. The crew watched in
wonder as the scabbard spun around--and gained momentum instead of
losing it. It began to waver a bit and then steadied itself in one direction.
Jack and Fitzwilliam looked at each other."Okay . . ." Jack said, pulling out
his compass, which, like everything else on the ship, was again in working
order. "Well, the scabbard is not pointing north . . ."". .. but it is pointing in
a consistent direction . . ." Arabella said. Each time she tried to move the
scabbard it sprang back to the position it had set itself in."... which can only
mean ..." Fitzwilliam said. ". . . the scabbard is acting as a compass . . ."
Tumen added."... and there's only one thing I can think of it could be
pointing toward . . ." Jean said."The Sword of Cortes!" Jack shouted
triumphantly. "Crew . . . set a thataway sort of course! We are about to
become very rich, very powerful . . ." He paused and thought for a moment,
then he smiled and finished, "... and very free." Captain's Log: I am now
one of the few men ever to match wits with the Siren's mermaids and live to
tell the tale. This bit about returning to them to give up my freedom has me
a little concerned. Though no entirely. After all, I am Captain Jack Sparrow,
and Captain Jack Sparrow can find his way out of any mess. So, for now,
we're back on course thanks to my brilliance, clever, quick-thinking action
to throw the sheath of the Sword of Cortes to the ground, which, I know,
would cause it to act as a compass. Now there is nothing to stand between
us and finding Lewis ... and the sword.--Captain Jack Sparrow.