03 MtlU February 21st 2023

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TODAY IN THE METROPOLIS

Thursday February 21st 2023 - 06:00 Edition

FRONT PAGE NEWS POLITICS FINANCES

TECH WEATHER CULTURE OPINION

WORLD LIFESTYLE ENTERTAINMENT


A Bell-Québecor Média newspaper

WEATHER OPINION
NEWS
THE “EXOTIC”: A
14 °C “WE OWE HEDONIST’S GAME
60% chance of acid precipitation. THEM
We recommend wearing a light
raincoat today.
NOTHING!” From Danielle Bombarda, columnist
We started seeing them in fashion shows, but now they are
in the streets: these young people who strut around with
bunny ears, animal tails or covered in fur. We can see them
TODAY’S QUESTION dragging society down.
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We have seen it, a few weeks ago, with the tragedy at the
Who would you like to elim-
Centennial. This young lady, heavily modified and abused
inate on Sex House?
to provide pleasure, who we can remember, mentally broke
Isabella
Consul Perreault defends Greater and assassinated distinguished members of our society,
58% Montreal media before burning their room. Sexual deviants and crazy ar-
Troy Earlier this Wednesday, Consul Perreault dismantled, with sonists: the exotics treat their innumerable mental illnesses
42% the support of a narrow majority of the Montréal Council, with cyberware implants!
the discussions surrounding the acquisitions of Portland
Tower by the American corporation News Network 54. She Political correctness wants to stop us but let us dare speak
has accused the Canadian government of backing American out! Personal expression is one thing, but giving oneself
TRANSPORTS media corporations against the interests of long-established animal traits and excessive body modifications is how we
Printed at 07:58 Canadian media like Diverse Media Systems and Bell-Qué- reject our humanity.
becor.
Slowdown 30 minutes Food for thought…
Cause: Suicide NN54, the biggest American media and news conglomer-
ate, has been courting the Consulate to obtain the rights to
Slowdown 45 minutes Portland Tower, which the city bought from Petrochem a
Cause: Medical emergency year ago. The Canadian President Jacob Gregor backed the
NN54 offer, offering to finance a part of the investment.

Owning Portland Tower would have allowed NN54 to be


represented in the Council of Greater Montréal. Consul
Perreault has not commented on the future of this tower in
the City of Longueuil.

DIVERTISSEMENT

Où est Alicia Poitiers ?


Alicia Poitiers has not made any public appearances since
the 18th of February, a source close to the update reveals.
Another such source confided that the star of the megahit
The Best of Me has not been seen at a big after-concert
party by SYNTHCHOC, where people hoped to find her.

The rumor mill is going crazy on the subject, but the


French actress, now adopted Montrealer – has been
strangely silent in the past days. The Update will keep you
updated about this story.

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