Reincarnated As A Sword Vol. 1
Reincarnated As A Sword Vol. 1
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Table of Contents
Color Inserts
Title Page
Copyrights and Credits
Table of Contents Page
Prologue
Chapter 1: The Lonely Sword of the Great Plains
Chapter 2: Sword Meets Girl
Chapter 3: A Deal with the Guild
Chapter 4: Our First Dungeon
Epilogue
Bonus Story: My First Supper with Fran
Afterword
Newsletter
The first thing that came to mind when I opened my eyes was how
dark it was. “Hm. Is it night?”
The very next moment though, a bright light shone from my left. It felt
inviting, so I turned to it. What greeted me was an incredibly beautiful sight:
an infinite vista as far as the eyes could see, with something that looked like a
bright halo surrounding the edges. It resembled a sunrise. The ascending light
gleamed like a rainbow and I couldn’t help but feel touched by the sight.
Then I wondered what was on the other side.
I turned to my left. There, the moon was setting, a gigantic ring of
silver on the horizon. Only a bit of the lunar body remained in sight, but its
magnitude wasn’t diminished. It was a breathtaking sight to behold. I’d never
seen anything like it in my thirty years of living. I found it odd that I didn’t
break down into tears right away.
Hold on. Thirty years? Was I alive? Wait, was I dead? The last thing I
remembered was a red convertible approaching me at breakneck speed. The
flashy man in the driver’s seat was looking at his smartphone. Yep, he had
been playing with his phone while driving, and boy did he look like he was
having a great time of it. Well, I’m not having a great time, asshole! I
screamed to myself while piecing together what had happened. But I was
pretty sure I had died then. I must have.
“Hmm, what is going on…?”
“Hey, there. Are you finally awake?”
“Wha?! Who’s there?!”
A voice echoed from the darkness, though I didn’t feel anyone there.
Actually, it felt like the voice came from inside my head.
“You’re in for a rough ride. Better strap yourself in.”
“Huh? What?”
“See you around.” Then the voice was silent.
“Uh. Hello?” I called out to the voice, but to no avail. What was that?
A hallucination? It sounded very clear to me… I stirred in an effort to get a
better view of things, and finally realized something:
I couldn’t move my body.
“Hm? What’s this? What’s happened to me?” I thought I was tied up,
but it didn’t feel that straightforward. My whole body felt weird. I couldn’t
Name: Unknown
Owner: None
Race: Intelligent Weapon
Attack: 132 MP: 200/200 Durability: 100/100
Evolution: [Rank 1]
Skills: Identify 6; Self-Repair; Telekinesis; Telepathy; Status+;
Recovery Rate+; Skill Sharing; Mage
I seemed pretty strong. Looked like I could check out each individual
skill, too.
I guessed the number following the skill name was its level. I thought I
Name: Goblin
Race: Demon
LV: 1
HP: 17; Magic: 6; Strength: 8; Agility: 12
Skills: Club Mastery 1; Dig 2
Name: Goblin
Race: Demon
LV: 5
I see. There were small differences even among members of the same
race. I figured that’d be the case since they had different weapons between
them, so they probably specialized in different things. The one trying to pull
me out had finally tired and moved around to my front. I wasted no time in
using Identify on him, too.
And here was their leader. Was his level lower than the rest because he
had just evolved? Well, he was stronger than the other two, by about an inch.
What do I do now? They didn’t look like they had any intention of leaving
any time soon. The leader began smacking me, seeing that he wasn’t going to
pull me out by conventional means. When I still refused to budge, he gave up
and let another goblin have a go. The next goblin—who had been in my blind
spot until just now—grabbed my hilt, grunted, then heaved with all his might.
In turn, I resisted with all my might.
Upon seeing that brute force wasn’t going to be enough to claim his
prize, the goblin leader took his flunky’s club and began trying to smash my
pedestal. The logic was sound: He would destroy my pedestal, then claim me
in the aftermath. However, all his bludgeoning barely left a dent in the
pedestal. His face reddened in frustration, and now I wasn’t sure whether he
was hammering my pedestal to claim me or simply vent. They were goblins,
after all. They really are as dumb as they say.
The lead goblin struggled for a while before finally kicking the
pedestal in frustration. Unfortunately, the pedestal proved to be much harder
than he expected. He gripped his toes and began jumping up and down in
pain, looking very comical as he did so. Heheh. Good job, idiot. The angry
leader threw his club at the goblin who was in my blind spot. Come on, don’t
take it out on your friends now. Just when I thought he was done, the green
Name: Goblin
Race: Demon
LV: 2
Still, I was doing incredibly well. I may have taken them by surprise,
but all of them had gone down in one hit. My attack power of 132 wasn’t just
for show. I didn’t know how strong it really was, but it made quick work of
those goblins. Then, something caught my eye.
Am I glowing right now? I emitted light on my third, maybe fourth,
kill. I think I glowed on my second kill too, but I’d paid no attention to it
then, thinking I was imagining things. I guess I hadn’t been, although I was
pretty sure I didn’t glow when I killed my first goblin. I opened my stats to
check if anything had changed.
Name: Unknown
Race: Intelligent Weapon
Attack: 132; MP: 166/200; Durability: 100/100
Evolution: [Rank 1; Crystals: 3/100; Skill Capacity: 10]
Skills: Identify 6; Self-Repair; Telekinesis; Telepathy; Status+;
Recovery Rate+; Skill Sharing; Mage
Equipped Skills: None
Skill Bank: Dig 1; Disassembly 1; Sword Mastery 1; Club
Mastery 1; Command 1; Survivalist 1; Kobold Killer
What’s this? It looked like I had gained some new items among my
stats. The new description next to the Evolution menu specifically caught my
eye: My Crystal count was at 3/100. Did that have anything to do with the
three times I glowed earlier? And what of my Skill Capacity? I didn’t know
what that one meant either, only that it had something to do with Skill Bank,
which came after it. I figured that I only kept the skills of the goblins if I
glowed after killing them, since I didn’t have Vigilance or Poison Resistance
from my first victim. So, I absorbed the goblin’s skills? I picked Skill Bank
and heard a voice that sounded like a Tutorial Guide.
You have ten slots remaining. Would you like to equip skills
from your Skill Bank?
Did that do it? I couldn’t tell. I especially couldn’t tell why I glowed
some times and not others. Why didn’t I glow after my first kill? I had a
feeling it was linked to the things called “Crystals.” They cropped up often in
alternate universe light novels. From what I’d read, they were crystallizations
of magic found within the bodies of monsters. If my assumptions were
correct, it had something to do with the way I killed the first goblin. I’d killed
him by cutting his throat, while finishing the rest off by stabbing them. That
could be the difference.
I rushed over to the body of the first goblin and began stabbing his
corpse with my blade. On my third stab, I found what I was looking for. I felt
my blade pierce through something hard, and I glowed again. Something
flowed through me and I felt an odd sense of satisfaction. It felt like eating
your favorite food after being starved for days. As I thought, I absorbed
crystals by cutting through them, and it seemed the goblins had theirs located
in their stomach. I didn’t know if I had a hunger for crystals, but this could be
why I’d felt an odd desire to fight them in the first place. I could have been
reacting to the magic stones inside them. I’ll have to experiment later.
For now, I looked at my Crystal count. Like I thought, my Crystal
counter was now at 4/100, and Vigilance and Poison Resistance had been
added to my Skill Bank list. The Goblin Leader had Disassembly 2 and his
flunky had Dig 2, but the skills I absorbed were both at Level 1. I guessed the
levels had been reset after absorption. So how do I level these skills up? Was
using them in battle enough? Would I need to keep absorbing more crystals?
I would have to experiment with these too. For now, I would equip Vigilance
and Poison Resistance.
These goblin corpses are annoying me, though.
Their corpses lay in front of my pedestal, which meant I would have to
keep looking at this sorry mess if I didn’t do something about it. So I used
Telekinesis and dragged their bodies out of the ruins. It left a trail of blood,
but at least the corpses were out of sight now. I then put my newly obtained
Dig skill to work and dug a hole for them. That’s pretty good, I thought to
myself as my slim blade repurposed itself into a shovel and made quick work
Weak. Too weak. It didn’t even have any skills. It might yield some
crystals, though. My crystal count was currently at 4/100. I might rank up if I
collected 96 more crystals. Please die so that I may grow. I came down on
the rat with a sudden swing and cut the rat clean in two. It was easier to hit
than I thought, but I wasn’t glowing. Huh? What’s going on here? I jabbed
the corpse a little for good measure but still remained unlit. Was I unable to
absorb crystals with that swing? Curious, I cut open the rats’s body to
investigate. It was such a grotesque sight that I counted myself lucky to have
been born again as a sword since I didn’t have the facilities to get sick or
nauseous. I dug around and found no trace of any crystals inside the rat. Oh,
now I get it. When I identified the rat’s stats earlier, its race was listed as
Animal. I supposed only monsters had them, since the animals on Earth
didn’t have any magic crystals inside them, either.
I’ll look for a monster this time.
One was already walking into sight. A giant centipede, half a meter
long, had come to scavenge on the dead rat.
You have reached the maximum amount of Skills you can equip.
It didn’t look like I could equip all the Skills I had acquired. I looked at
my stats again under Evolution Rank to find that Gems was now at 5/100,
and Skill Capacity was at ten. Skill Capacity had to refer to the number of
skills I could equip. True enough, I did have all my previous skills equipped
at the moment: Digging 1; Disassembly 1; Vigilance 1; Sword Mastery 1;
Club Mastery 1; Command 1; Survivalist 1; Kobold Killer 1; Poison
Resistance 1; and Poison Fang. I unequipped Club Mastery—it was the most
useless of my current skills—and equipped Tremor Sense in its place.
I’ll go with this setup until I find a new skill.
In the list of other clearly useless skills I had: Command; Survivalist;
and Climb. Hopefully I would get some more useful skills to replace these.
With that out of the way, I went back to my search. What I found next
were two bowlegged, bipedal silhouettes which had the gaits of chimpanzees.
Their green skin told me they were my old, ugly nemesis.
Goblins. And they have something in their hands.
I cast Identify on them and found they were little to no different from
the goblins I had run into up to now. I was more interested, however, in the
I was about ten meters away from it now, but it didn’t react to me and
carried on drifting along. I guessed I could attack it, but I was careful in
approaching it just in case it jumped on me. I aimed for the jellyfish’s head,
which looked like a mushroom cap. It housed something that looked like an
eye, which I assumed to be its core. When I was about two meters away from
it, the Air Floater began showing signs of intelligence and lashed out its
tentacles.
Ew, gross!
There were about ten of them and they came at me fast. The dark red
appendages squirmed like a cross between a snake and a worm. They latched
Upgrades:
Attack Up (Small); Durability Up (Small);Telekinesis Up
(Small); Telepathy Up (Small); MP Up (Small); Skill Capacity
Up (Small); Increase Skill Level; Bestiary; Herbology;
Mineralogy
Boy, that’s a lot. Am I supposed to pick some to level up? After mulling
it over, I decided to increase my MP for now.
I saw that five points had been deducted from my total Evolution
Points and that MP Up (Small) had been added to my Skill List. Finally, my
MP had been increased by one hundred points.
Thanks, Evolution!
Or so I thought.
Can’t seem to find any goblin nests.
Two days had gone by and I had yet to find a single goblin nest. I
supposed they were craftier than I thought. All right then. The next time I
fought a group of goblins, I would let some of them escape and let them
guide me to their base of operations. Then I could just slaughter them all in
one fell swoop. A brilliant plan, if I did say so myself.
I spotted a group of goblins and hovered at a lower altitude to follow
them. I stalked them for about an hour on my tiptoes (if I had any toes to
speak of), remaining as quiet as possible. I observed that the goblins would
break into a dance at times and be completely entranced by a formation of
ants at another. All in all, they wasted so much time getting to where they
were going which I found irritating. So irritating, in fact, that I thought about
killing them at multiple points during the observation.
I’ve gotten way too used to Search and Destroy.
I wanted to give myself a pat on the back for showing restraint as I
infiltrated the hole in the ground hidden by some shrubbery. The further I
went in, the less able I was to restrain my laughter.
Heheheh… I don’t have to hold back anymore, do I?
In an instant, I let out my pent-up rage along with my mounting hunger
for crystals.
The Goblin King himself. The other goblins’ stats were nothing
compared to his.
I guess they found out about my intrusion and went to protect their
king.
I trembled with excitement as I looked at his stats. It was the sort of
euphoria you got when you were about to be served a high-class dinner,
except this was also an all-out buffet to boot. There was a veritable
assortment of goblins: soldiers, archers, knights, mages, warriors, monks,
It was strong! The wyvern may have been a lesser dragon but it was the
strongest monster I had come to face yet. It had more skills, too. I managed to
avoid a direct hit this time, but the wind pressure it generated was enough to
knock me off course. It was then I realized that I had taken this world lightly.
I had yet to face any hard opposition, but throwing me a dragon for my first
real fight was overdoing it, don’t you think?
Damn it!
My formidable foe circled around, moving even faster this time. This
seemed to be a hopeless boss fight, but giving up wasn’t an option on the off-
chance I got a Game Over screen instead of progressing my story. I resolved
that, if it came down to it, I would hover close to the ground to escape the
dragon’s missile-like assaults. That might be enough to do it. Maybe.
For now, I was going to try and fight it since it was doubtful whether
I’d be able to run away from it in the first place. It was probably going to
pursue me as long as I stayed in its territory, so I may as well find a way to
create an opening and fight back. Its supersonic speed seemed like a double-
edged sword I could use to my advantage, so I decided to start there. My own
survival took precedence of course.
I waited for the Lesser Wyvern to make its next attack. The creature’s
speed worked against it, making it difficult to alter its own flight course.
Thankfully, I didn’t need to worry about the certainty of the dragon’s next
assault. It made a great turn and lunged toward me once more.
Here it comes!
The creature let out a mighty roar as I readied myself to aim for its soft
underbelly. My plan was to dodge its charge while staying close to the
creature’s stomach. I could then slash upward to cut it open in one quick
swing. I wasn’t sure whether it would work, but I was all for trying it out. If I
was damaged in the process, I would hastily make my retreat.
The dark shape grew larger as it closed in on me, but I was oddly calm.
It was fast, but it wasn’t quite as fast as the cars and bikes back home. Add
the fact that it couldn’t make any fancy maneuvers, and you had what was
essentially a flying freight train; fast, but predictable. This might just work.
Come on!
It was the morning after I had defeated the Lesser Wyvern. I was
hovering in the air trying to locate my pedestal. It was a bright day, and the
increased visibility aided me in locating my home. I spotted it eventually,
Four days had gone by since I first learned fire magic. The local
monsters had begun fearing me as the murderous magic sword, and some
Two days had passed since my fierce fight with the Flare Leopard.
I should get going.
Specifically, to the outer rim of the grasslands, a place I had christened
Area 5. As I mentioned earlier, the further I went away from the pedestal, the
Name: Unknown
Race: Intelligent Weapon
Attack: 314; MP: 1000/1000; Durability: 800/800
Evolution: [Rank 5; Crystals: 1366/1500; Skill Capacity: 34;
Free Points: 38]
Skills: Identify 6; Attack Up (Small); High-Speed Self-Repair;
Skill Sharing; Recovery Rate+; Status+; Telekinesis; Telekinesis
Up (Small); Telepathy; MP Up (Small); Bestiary; Mage; Skill
Capacity Up (Small)
I came up with a great method of getting around the other day. I would
charge up Telekinesis and launch myself at great distances. Then I’d let
myself fall wherever I would. I called it the Telekinetic Catapult. It was much
more mana-efficient, since all I needed to spend was the initial mana it took
to cast Telekinesis. With this method of transportation, I reached Area 4
sometime before noon.
The residents of Area 4 were as strong as I expected. I could no longer
one-shot everything I came across, and I took significant damage to my
Durability whenever the monsters hit me. An attack from a goblin in Area 1
wouldn’t even register a decrease in Durability, but a direct hit from the
monsters here knocked my Durability down by at least one hundred points. I
needed to be careful.
I got 150 crystals out of it—I expected nothing less from a high-level
monster.
Name: Unknown
Race: Intelligent Weapon
Attack: 352; MP: 1300/1300; Durability: 1100/1100
New skills: Camouflage 1; Harden 1; Instant Regen 1; Soften 1;
Pocket Dimension
It looked like I got some useful skills out of that skirmish. I would have
to try all of them out.
Hmm?
I began with Camouflage. It supposedly allowed me to blend into my
surroundings, but I had no way of telling if it worked; I personally thought it
didn’t. The same thing happened with Harden, seeing as I was already solid
enough as a sword.
Instant Regen, though, was impressive. It consumed an extraordinary
amount of mana, but it regenerated most of my blade in mere seconds. It was
good for when I would be pressed for time, whereas Self-Repair was
sufficient when I would have time to wait.
Ooh, I’m all bendy.
Soften really did soften my blade. Not by much since it was at such a
low level, but shaking my blade did make it bend. It was a funny looking
skill.
In any case, it was time to move on from the appetizer skills.
Activate Pocket Dimension.
It was an ability which gave me a private item box. I focused on a rock
in front of me and thought about storing it, which caused it to disappear. I
then thought of taking it out of storage which caused a pebble to appear out
of thin air. I added some grass and stones into the storage space which
prompted a list of my stored items when I tried taking something out of
storage.
I began exploring the rest of Area 5 a day after my fierce battle with
the Slimelord. I fought the beast somewhere in the south, so I thought I’d
cover some other patch of land today.
I’d already run into some monsters that looked as strong as the
Slimelord, like the twenty-meter-long Doppel Snake whose body was as thick
as a barrel. As its name implied, it had the ability to make copies of itself.
The copy would disappear shortly after being killed, which gave me a
genuine fright. Worse, the skill was at such a high level that the copies were
stronger than the Doppel Snake itself, which was kind of a letdown when the
serpent unceremoniously died after I put all my strength into killing it. In
fact, the snake was weaker than most of the monsters in Area 4; it was only
dangerous mainly because it could make copies of itself. Still, I happened to
find it resting in its hiding hole, and the cramped space may have been part of
the reason it couldn’t put up much of a fight.
Heheheh, now I’m exponentially stronger…
I wasted no time in using my newly acquired Doppelganger, but…
“Huh, I’m not a sword…”
What? It’s just me from my previous life?
Yes, the copy the Doppelganger skill had produced was in fact the
human me. Split Thinking, another skill I got off the Doppel Snake, allowed
independent movement of my sword self and my copy.
Name: Unknown
Race: Intelligent Weapon
Attack: 392; MP: 1650/1650; Durability: 1450/1450
Evolution: [Rank 7; Crystals: 2109/2800; Skill Capacity: 47;
Free Points: 82]
Skills: Identify 6; Attack Up (Small); High-Speed Self-Repair;
Skill Sharing; Recovery Rate+; Status+; Telekinesis; Telekinesis
Up (Small); Telepathy; MP Up (Small); Bestiary; Mage; Skill
Capacity Up (Small)
Cooking is now at Level 10. You have unlocked skill and status
bonuses for Cooking.
You have unlocked a new option for evolving.
I have Identify too. I’ll even level it up for you right now. And I’m one
hell of a fighter. My Sword Mastery and Sword Arts skills are at Level 7 you
know. You want me to throw in some magic in there too? No problem! How’s
Fire Magic 10 sound?
Fire Magic is now at Level 10. You have acquired a new fire
spell.
Would you look at that! And I won’t stop there, here’s some stat
bonuses to boot!
Just equip me and you’ll be one hell of a fighter too! How’s that? I’m
not some random piece of junk, and would you look at this skill right here—
“Help!”
I was getting delusional now; I could’ve sworn I heard someone talk.
This might be the end of me.
“Help me!”
Wait, was I really hearing things?
I felt the slight vibrations of the ground through my blade. I wondered
what was making that rattling noise.
“It’s—still on us—”
“Damn it!—no choice…”
They were human voices! Finally! Thank you, God!
Hey, I’m over here! See the sword that’s stuck in the ground that looks
all legendary? Come on! Get me out of here! Please?
The rattling came from the wheels of a horse carriage. A wagon shot
out of the forest like a bullet. It looked quite dangerous, what with how fast it
was going, especially since it looked like it was going to make a sharp turn—
which was how the carriage turned over in front of me.
The slave traders and their slaves were all in a panic. A two-headed
bear was chasing them through the forest. The monster was after their
caravan, to be precise. The slaver’s lackey ordered the slaves to save some of
their goods before issuing the slaves another order.
“Slaves, slow that thing down while we get away!”
The slaves had no weapons with which to fight the bear monster. The
only thing they could’ve done was stand there and be eaten. The slaves must
have known this, and yet, they stopped in their tracks, turned around, and
threw themselves at the beast.
“Nooo!”
“I don’t wanna die!”
They screamed in anguish as the bear tore them apart. It looked like
they were unable to go against the slaver’s orders. Were they under some sort
of spell? It must have had something to do with the collars that were fitted
around their necks. I could feel magic coming from the collars, though my
senses had been dulled by the magic sapping field. The mana drain only
affected living bodies, which must have been why the collars maintained
their effectiveness on the slaves. The field would’ve drained me dry of my
mana if it was strong enough to drain the collars of their magic.
The beast roared as it swept through one of the slaves’ bodies. One
ferocious claw swipe was enough to separate torso from limb as the man
barely had enough time to let out a horrified cry. Even if the bear was one of
the weaker monsters, facing it without any equipment was an awful idea. The
slaves were helpless in the face of such a violent beast. It would only take a
few minutes before the creature wiped out the lot of them. I felt sorry for
them, but there was nothing I could do. I couldn’t call out to them even if I
tried. I could only watch as the slaver made his escape. Damn it, if only there
was someone who would pull me out of the ground!
The beast roared as it charged toward the slaver and tore him apart.
Good job, bear! That piece of human trash deserved it! Still, was there no
way of saving the rest of the slaves?
Then, a shadow approached me. It belonged to a little slave girl. She
must have been free to move now that the slaver who ordered her to be a
Name: None
Age: 12
Race: Beastman; Black Cat Tribe
Class: None
Status: Slave
LV: 1
HP: 19; Magic: 10; Strength: 9; Agility: 16
Skills: Sword Mastery 1; Night Vision; Expert Carver; Sense of
Direction
All right, my Skill Sharing skill should kick in now. Let’s see what it
does.
Name: Fran
Age: 12
Race: Beastman; Black Cat Tribe
Class: None
LV: 3
HP: 39; Magic: 25; Strength: 24; Agility: 46
Skills: Sword Mastery 1; Night Vision; Expert Carver; Sense of
Direction
Titles: Disassembly Expert; Skill Collector; Fire Mage; Master
Chef
She was much stronger than a goblin now. Her numbers were boosted
by the Status+ (Medium) I acquired a short while ago, which stacked with my
own Attack+ (Small). It made her very strong for someone who was still at
Level 3, and she could stomp every low-rank monster that came her way.
I would swap out her skills depending on the circumstances, but Sword
Mastery, Fire Magic, and Status+ were mainstays. I was getting so used to
swapping out skills that I could do them on the fly now, too.
The problem was money. The main currency of this world was Gold,
and it was accepted everywhere. We had gotten two silver coins and twenty-
four copper coins from the slaver earlier, which amounted to 224G in total. It
was dubious whether we could even stay a night at an inn with this little
money.
Three days had gone by since I first met Fran. We were walking in the
general direction of the nearest town, and I was wrapped up in canvas and
had to ask Fran to shoulder me. There was no good excuse for a floating
sword, no matter how I spun it.
Adventurer Ranks:
G: Newbie with a provisional license. Not an actual adventurer.
F: Apprentice. Beginner adventurer.
E: Average adventurer who can proclaim themselves as such.
D: Mid-rank. Can be a party leader.
C: Veteran. Superhuman by civilian standards.
B: Top class. Usually the strongest member of a small guild.
A: Hero. Select few within a given country. Bards begin singing
songs about you at this rank.
S: Legend. Only eight have ever existed. Kings bow before them,
and they have the authority to command Guild Masters.
Name: Randell
Age: 39
Race: Human
Class: Merchant
LV: 13
HP: 32; Magic: 15; Strength: 20; Agility: 22
Skills: Transport 3; Driver 2; Negotiate 2; Arithmetic 5; Trade
6; Spear Mastery 3; Conversation 2
Equipment: Iron Spear; Leather Breastplate; Spider Silk Mantle
A longsword, which I also was, had vastly greater attack power than
me. It didn’t matter that I was better in other fields, I had lost the raw damage
contest which was the defining trait of a sword.
The material it was made of added insult to injury. It was only
tempered steel; not even mithril, or orichalcum, or some other legendary
alloy. I had lost to ordinary tempered steel, and that hurt me deeply.
One high attack number after another passed by me as I saw the
weapons the adventurers here wielded. It seemed that one in five weapons
was stronger than me. The final blow to my ego was dealt by a simple dagger
Heh. Heheheh…
I laughed bitterly. I was nothing but a dull, decorative, talking sword
who let his ego get to his head since he could kill monsters by himself.
“What is it?”
Fran, I’m no good.
“Huh?”
I explained how I was of little use as a sword if it weren’t for my skills.
I was probably made by a rich man who wanted a pretty-looking sword he
could show off to his friends. When I was done groveling, Fran began
stroking me.
Fran…
“Hm.”
Are you trying to make me feel better?
“You have your skills, Teacher.”
What a good girl!
She was right. Even if my blade was as dull as a rock, my skills still
played a supporting role. That may have been the only role I could play, but
so what? That settled it! I was going to become a Skill Lord!
I wanted to get Fran a better sword, though. It’d be a shame if she kept
wielding something as dull as I was. We’d do best to head on to the
Adventurer’s Guild and sign up so we could start making money!
Right. Sorry for making you worry. I’m okay now. Let’s go to the guild.
“Hm.”
My groveling took up some travel time but we eventually made it to
the Adventurer’s Guild.
This place is huge…
The Guild was bigger than the buildings surrounding it, an indication
of how many adventurers there were in this place.
Excuse me! I shouted to no one in particular. I lacked vocal cords after
all.
Name: Donadrond
Age: 46
Race: Ogre
Class: Warrior
LV: 38
Holy moly, he’s strong! Our stats were no match against his; he could
easily outmuscle a Lesser Wyvern. He had so many skills, his level was high,
and his gear was top-notch.
650 attack power? That’s ridiculous! But it’s not like I’m jealous or
anything!
He also belonged to the Ogre race, which I thought sounded cool. None
of the adventurers I had scanned were anything compared to Donadrond. Was
he really serious about not holding back? Wasn’t this an examination for
beginners? How was anyone supposed to pass this test? Well, only one way
to find out… Maybe we didn’t have to beat him and only had to show him
how strong we were.
Are you ready, Fran?
“Yep.”
“Begin!”
Donadrond disappeared the very next second and blinked to Fran’s
side. As if his ridiculous speed wasn’t enough, he swung his giant axe and
split the ground of the training area. The impact was so hard that it produced
a puff of smoke.
“Good dodge!”
That was close!
His axe was stuck to the ground beside us, taking out a huge chunk in a
That’s a lot.
It looked like the Class options were affected by the skills Fran could
use. She could even pick Demolitionist and Chef. Although I had Spear
Mastery and Spear Arts, I had left them unequipped, which was why the
related Classes weren’t up for selection.
“Oh my…”
The Guildmaster was at a loss for words. He didn’t look too pleased
either.
“In any case, judging from how your match with Donadrond went, you
seem to have a knack for either Spellsword or Mage.”
I guess we were okay. He was probably getting used to all these
surprises at this point.
“So, which one will you choose?”
Name: Damun
Age: 27
Race: Beastman; Red Dog Tribe
Class: Fighter
Status: Enraged
LV: 13
HP: 48; Magic: 20; Strength: 33; Agility: 23
Skills: Transport 1; Sword Mastery 1; Steal 2; Intimidate 1; Axe
Mastery 2
Title: Sore Loser
Equipment: Pig Iron Battleaxe; Pig Iron Breastplate; Scratched
Pitiful. And he was the strongest of the bunch. I could take him down
in less than five seconds.
As I wondered what to do with them, the group turned their attention to
us. They must’ve figured out blaming Nell was only making them look
stupid.
“Look, it doesn’t make sense that this kid could have so many
materials to sell off!”
“So?”
“So, she must’ve stolen them or something!”
“So what? Let’s say she did get them through dishonest means. What
does that have to do with you?”
“Uh… W-well, here’s the thing! That means you gave her money that
you were supposed to pay us!”
Wha… How did that even make sense to these people? These guys
were delusional!
“The girl is strong enough to take down mid-rank monsters and carve
them for parts. Killing and neatly carving a Twin-Headed Bear must’ve been
no problem for her.”
“Pssh! You expect us to believe that?! You’re a Black Cat, aren’t
you?”
“Hm.”
“Black Cats are the weakest among the Beastman tribes. You expect
me to believe a little girl from that tribe of weaklings could kill monsters that
strong? There has to be some foul play here!”
“He’s right!”
“Tell you what, kid. You pay us for damages and I’ll let this incident
slide. How does all the money you got just now sound?”
“Hehehe. The guild won’t interfere in conflicts between adventurers,
remember?”
“Wha—”
The brutes’ audacity stunned Nell into silence.
He was right of course. The guild wouldn’t interfere with fights
between adventurers, but surely that applied only to small disputes? They
wouldn’t let just anything slide, especially not extortion. These guys were
meatheads, but I doubted they had brains to begin with. I wouldn’t be
An hour had passed since we left the guild. We were still wandering
about on the streets.
I didn’t think we’d get turned down at every inn.
“Yeah.”
I guess a child can’t rent a room even if she has a guild card.
That’s what all the receptionists had said, but they were obviously
worried about how Fran looked. She was in little more than a ragged piece of
cloth and sandals which made her look either homeless or like a runaway
slave. Granted, she did stink, but come on. I made sure she was clean by
using some cleaning magic, but they couldn’t have known that.
Let’s get some equipment first to sharpen you up.
She looked puzzled.
I’ll pick out your armor pieces for you, Fran. You have nothing to
Name: Garrus
Age: 82
Race: Dwarf
Class: Arcane Blacksmith
LV: 33
HP: 160; Magic: 173; Strength: 122; Agility: 46
Skills: Disassemble 2; Flame Resistance 7; Blacksmith 10;
Smith Magic 9; Identify 7; Mining 3; Hammer Arts 2; Hammer
Mastery 7; Poison Resistance 2; Leatherwork 6; Fire Magic 6;
Tireless 6; Manasmith 7; Connoisseur 8; Fire God’s Protection;
Spirit Manipulation
Extra Skill: Godsight
Titles: Wandering Blacksmith; Honorary Blacksmith of
Cranzell; Smith King
Equipment: Enchanted Steel Smith Hammer; Salamander
Shirt; Firebird Sandals; Armband of Stamina Recovery
Everything from his skills to his titles was amazing. Was this the great
blacksmith we’d been hearing so much about? No wonder he could analyze
us just by looking at us. We were certainly saved from the trouble of looking
for him. How lucky.
“Wow.”
“Hehehe. As you can see, I’ve been around for a while. You wanna
have a look at my shop?”
“Please.”
We wanted to chill at the inn the rest of the day, but I remembered that
we still had a little bit of shopping to do.
Hey, you wanna do some shopping while there’s still light out?
“What are we buying?”
Seasoning and cooking utensils. Remember how good the food was
when we were out camping?
“Yeah.”
Well, with some seasonings, you could have even tastier food.
Name: Rufus
Age: 41
Race: Human
Class: Merchant
LV: 30
HP: 188; Magic: 73; Strength: 150; Agility: 77
Skills: Transport 3; Disassemble 4; Harvesting 2; Arithmetic 1;
Trading 2; Warhammer Arts 4; Warhammer Mastery 6;
It was the first morning of our stay at the inn. I woke up staring at an
unfamiliar ceiling. Not that I could wake up, because I didn’t actually need
sleep.
I woke Fran up and helped her change since she was always groggy in
the morning. I cleaned her body with Cleansing Magic and washed her face
with some conjured water. Fran’s hair was cut short with the sides slightly
long, and her cowlicks stuck out in all directions this morning, so I made sure
to straighten her hair out with some water.
“Good morning.”
Did you get a good night’s sleep?
“Perfect.”
We went to the cafeteria for breakfast.
“Here’s your breakfast platter!”
Breakfast was served on a wooden plate. It had tough rye bread and
fried eggs, two links of sausage, and some boiled carrots. It came with clam
chowder on the side.
How is it?
“Good.”
Fran, the former slave, was happily munching away at her large meal.
Eat up so you can grow big and strong, Fran.
“Your cooking’s still better, though.”
Haha. Thanks for the compliment.
“It’s true. I wanna eat your cooking again.”
It was all thanks to maxing out my Cooking skill. Ironically enough,
the greatest chef in the city of Alessa was a talking sword; I even had the title
of Master Chef to prove it. But even without my Cooking skill, I’d still be
better than Fran at cooking since I had retained memories of my past life. In
any case, no matter how high my Cooking level was, I couldn’t cook
anything that didn’t exist in this world. I was going to need to do large
amounts of meal preparation and storage since Fran liked my food so much.
I’ll make you lunch since we’re going out today.
“Can’t wait. Let’s go.”
Let’s go take on some quests then.
That was enough to level her up. As weak as the goblin was, it was still
a high-rank one.
Our ambush confused both parties and they all looked around to see
what was going on. Fran used this opening to move in on the goblins.
Seven left.
“Huff.”
She cut two of them down as she passed by and slid through the
Name: Fran
Age: 12
Race: Beastman; Black Cat Tribe
Class: Spellsword
Her stats had gone up quite a bit. Her Strength and Agility especially,
which went up by four points per level up, thanks to her being a Spellsword. I
relayed the information to Fran.
“Good.”
Yeah. Let’s keep at it and level up more.
“Yeah.” Fran was so cute when she pumped her fists in the air with a
blank expression on her face.
All right, time to go hunting!
It had been an hour since we parted ways with the newbie group.
We were now neck-deep in goblins.
“Double Slash!”
“Gyaah!”
“Gyoo!”
The skill produced quick diagonal slashes which cut through two
goblins.
“I leveled up again.”
I know. We can check your stats later.
I kept blasting the goblins away with magic while Fran’s Sword Arts
cut them in two.
There was no end to the horde. I initially thought we would snuff out
the goblins for some easy EXP, but they kept coming in one after another.
There must’ve been more than a hundred of them. We never thought we’d be
going up against this many goblins in one day. I might have underestimated
the goblin horde through my greed for EXP.
Their cave must’ve been nearby. No matter how fast we cut them down
they kept on getting reinforcements. There were even some high-rank goblins
mixed in.
Incoming!
“Got it!”
The goblins had taken position in the forest and unleashed a hail of
Name: Fran
Age: 12
Race: Beastman; Black Cat Tribe
Class: Spellsword
LV: 12
HP: 113; Magic: 66; Strength: 89; Agility: 91
Titles: Disassembly Expert; Healing Mage; Skill Collector; Fire
Mage; Master Chef
[NEW] Veteran; Goblin Killer; Butcher
Fran had received so many extra points into her stats from all those
level ups. She even got three extra titles!
Skills
Determination: Grants immunity to Fear; greatly increases
Recovery Rate.
Goblin Killer: Increases damage dealt toward goblins.
Calm Mind: Grants a calm mind by lowering psychological
inhibitions to killing.
Other adventurers had filtered into the guild hall as we spoke with
Nell.
Didn’t know we had so many members.
There were more than fifty of them. I had never seen so many
Two hours had gone by since the adventurers left the city of Alessa.
“The goblins are coming!” the guard cried out. The guildsmen were in
the middle of building a simple encampment with the materials they had
brought. The goblins paid no heed and came pouring out of the mouth of the
dungeon. We, who were out on patrol, rushed back, and not a moment too
soon.
“Teacher, look.”
They haven’t finished building the base yet. It’s an all-out melee.
The adventurers were caught in a fierce battle with the hobgoblins. I
couldn’t even launch an explosive fire attack without causing casualties to
He was weaker than the Goblin King I took down some time ago.
However, these guys had the Cooperation skill, which made them much more
dangerous in large numbers.
The mercenaries who had been creeping on Fran before the raid lay
motionless on the ground. The countless dents in their armor were a clear
indication that they were beyond saving. That was what happened when you
recklessly fought enemies without good coordination.
Fran never noticed the corpses. I wouldn’t be surprised if she had
forgotten their faces by now.
“Haa!”
Take ’em down!
Fran slashed me through the air and launched an invisible Aura Blade
toward the unaware Hobgoblins, killing an entire crew of them. The
adventurers thanked her, their voices dripping with confusion and awe.
“Th-thanks!”
“Haa!”
“Aaah!”
Fire Javelin!
I used the spells that were faster to cast to keep the hobgoblins at bay.
Fran cut down the ones who were lucky enough to get close. We had great
synergy.
Name: Daemon
Race: Lesser Demon
LV: 30
HP: 1,900; Magic: 2,409; Strength: 720; Agility: 675
Skills: Dig 3; Dark Magic 4; Intimidate 4; Transport 2; Fear 4;
Sword Arts 5; Sword Mastery 5; Abnormal Status Resistance 7;
Earth Magic 7; Climb 1; Poison Magic 7; Mana Barrier 6;
Black Magic 10; Cooking 1; Dark Up; Dark Immunity; Night
Vision; Mana Regeneration; Insubordination; Tough Hide;
Magic Up (Small); Strength Up (Small)
Extra Skill: Skill Taker 6
Title: Devil Count
Equipment: Enchanted Steel Longsword
Details: A monster unique to the Dungeon environment. Usually
summoned by Dungeon Masters. A loyal subject of the Chaos
God, it is immensely powerful. Has been granted additional
A devil…
He’s strong. I’d never seen a stat go above 1,000 before.
He was weak, but he was definitely the Dungeon Master. Was the
glowing thing in the wall behind him the Dungeon Core then? We had
Having captured the dungeon, we were on our way back to the city.
The adventurers looked as exhausted as they were pleased. We lost ten
adventurers today but were fortunate the situation didn’t devolve into a
calamity for the city.
The guildsmen were happy we had killed the Dungeon Master when
we did, since that caused all the dungeon monsters to die out. They were even
happier that we didn’t hog the Daemon’s remains; that was a biggie. Daemon
materials had higher value compared to monsters of the same threat level
since they only spawned in dungeons. The EXP you got from them was also
on a different level. They made for good money, provided you didn’t get
killed in the fight.
Donadrond lectured us for about an hour when he found us. The image
of a champion of the guild scolding an innocent beastgirl was as comical as it
was tragic. Fran would’ve sulked at me if I had laughed, so I managed to
keep my steely composure. The lecture would’ve gone on for longer if the
boy who had argued with Fran hadn’t stepped in. He’d survived, unlike the
mercenaries, and was paying her back for saving his life.
He’s a good kid.
“You’re not gonna fool me that easily.”
Yeah?
“You didn’t get yelled at. No fair.”
Now, now.
“I took the brunt of it.”
I said I was sorry.
“Then I want beef.”
Okay.
Name: Teacher
User: Fran
Race: Intelligent Weapon
Attack: 434; MP: 2050/2050; Durability: 1850/1850
Evolution: [Rank 8; Crystals: 3199/3600; Skill Capacity: 70;
Free EP: 49]
Skills: Identify 7; High Speed Self-Repair; Telekinesis;
Telekinesis Up (Small); Telepathy; Attack Up (Small); User
Status Up (Medium); User Recovery Rate Up (Small); MP Up
(Small); Skill Capacity Up (Medium); Identity Protection;
Bestiary; Skill Sharing; Mage
Name: Fran
Age: 12
Race: Beastman; Black Cat Tribe
Class: Spellsword
Status: Contract
LV: 25
HP: 193; Magic: 127; Strength: 140; Agility: 146
Skills: Goblin Killer; Calm Mind; Expert Carver;
Determination; Sense of Direction; Night Vision
[NEW] Insect Killer; Demon Killer
Titles: Veteran; Disassembly Expert; Healing Mage; Skill
Collector; Fire Mage; Master Chef
[NEW] Insect Killer; Big Fish Eater; Dungeon Raider; Demon
Killer
Insect Killer: Kill 300 insect types in one battle. Unlocks the skill
Insect Killer.
Big Fish Eater: Defeat a foe who is above your weight class.
Life +20; All Stats +5; slightly increases growth rate.
Dungeon Raider: Kill a Dungeon Master or destroy a Dungeon
Core. Increases life and mana regeneration while in a dungeon.
Demon Killer: Slay a demon. Unlocks the skill Demon Killer.
Big Fish Eater? Here was another unlocked title. It was about as strong
Sword Arts is now Level 10. You have unlocked Blade Arts.
Sword Mastery is now Level 10. You have unlocked Blade
Mastery.
Sword Arts and Sword Mastery are now at Level 10. You have
unlocked Elemental Sword.
Blade Mastery and Blade Arts were clear enough, but Elemental
Sword? The skill used magic to apply an element to a blade. We’d have to
use it to see how it worked.
Now it was time for Skill Taker:
Sixty percent at Level 2? Well, let’s see how far we can take this, Skill
Taker! It took 3 EP for every level of Extra Skill. I was down to 16 EP, but I
had no regrets.
I had to wait eighteen days between each Skill Taker use. I needed to
think about how I was going to make it viable. We had two attempts between
Fran and me, so I supposed we could afford to be more lenient about using it.
The only thing left to do was to look up the Rarity 10 skills. Would they
show up on Identify if I leveled it up? This skill would be broken if it could
actually take Extra and Unique Skills.
I couldn’t wait to use it. Not now though, since I was surrounded by
my guildsmen. Maybe bandits would come and assault us; not that there were
bandits stupid enough to attack so many adventurers at once.
The fat man was all over the place. He was Level 30, but his stats were
as low as an E-Rank. His skill collection was just pitiful. He probably got
Sociable through being a noble. And his Sword Mastery was at Level 1? He
was supposed to be the Lieutenant of Knights!
“Let her get away with what, Sir August?”
“You said it yourself. A Daemon’s crystal? You’re going to let that girl
walk out of here with a demon crystal?!”
“I see. You must understand that the guild allows adventurers to keep
the materials of whatever they could gather for themselves. If there were a
crystal left for the girl to keep, then it is well within her rights. Further, she
could have picked the Daemon clean of materials by the time Donadrond
found her, yet she chose to share her spoils with the Guild. She has been very
gracious.”
“Hogwash. She could keep all the hobgoblin materials for all I care.
But high-rank Daemon materials are a different matter entirely. She cannot
have them!”
The materials were worth much more than I thought. Was he going to
try and take them back now?
“That girl committed an act of insubordination by abandoning her post
and acting on her own! She broke the chain of command! Do you think she
still has the right to claim her reward after such a crime?!”
“Goodness. If we took disciplinary action for the slightest deviation
from a spoken command, we’d have to flog the entire guild. I don’t think I’ve
ever seen an adventurer who didn’t ‘act on his own’ in such a situation. If
you happen to know one, I’d love to shake his hand.”
“I guess that’s the most I can expect out of the lower classes.”
The perfect skill for the conman, dictator, and cult leader. The skill was
powerful, but somehow this regional knight lieutenant was the one who
possessed it. I lamented the waste of its potential. Either way, a skill was only
as powerful as its user, and he seemed determined to find us out. His next
statement however, made me befuddled.
“She said she destroyed the crystal earlier, but that’s a lie! She’s
definitely hiding it somewhere.”
Uh, no, that part was true. We really did destroy it.
“Even if that were true, she still has the rights to it.”
“Well, she should have her rights revoked for bearing false witness!
Who knows what else she’s hiding.”
“It really got destroyed.”
“She’s lying again.”
What the hell was this guy saying? He had Essence of Falsehood, so he
should know she was telling the truth. Wait… That was it. The man was
infamous for having Essence of Falsehood, and for overusing it. So, when he
accused someone of lying at this point, people thought it was mere slander.
Right now, though, it looked like he was trying to entrap Fran.
“Huh?”
Fran, just stay quiet for a while.
“Okay.”
Your move, big guy.
“We are not in a court of law. I was only talking to her privately. Is it a
violation of the law when guild members share a joke with each other?”
Fran was asleep. She hadn’t had anything to drink, but today had
been a series of rough battles. The Daemon was strong, and I honestly
thought we were going to lose. To think that I actually fought against a
Daemon and won… Me, the guy who had an average job a couple of months
ago, killing a Daemon in the form of a magic sword. Could you believe it?
It had been a few months since I was reborn as a sword. Time went by
so fast when you were out killing monsters. I fought a Goblin, then a Lesser
Wyvern, Slimes, Saber-Tooths, and Hobgoblins.
If I had come to this world as a human, the first goblin I saw would’ve
killed me. I was initially shocked by the fact that I was a sword, but I now
thought it wasn’t such a bad deal. With my magic and abilities, I was a force
that only existed in storybooks back on Earth.
Then I met Fran. I couldn’t believe it had only been five days since we
ran into each other. We had grown so close over such a short period of time. I
saved her from slavery and she saved me from the magical forest. She
became an adventurer, met tons of interesting people, battled an entire goblin
horde, and conquered a hobgoblin dungeon by herself. To top it all off, she
had a fight to the death with a Daemon and his Dungeon Master. After all
that, it was no wonder we were so close.
It was strange of me to say this as a sword, but I actually felt more
alive in those five days than I ever had in my previous life.
“Hmm…”
Fran?
She turned in her sleep. I used Telekinesis to reposition her blanket.
She looked so innocent when she was asleep. No, I wasn’t a lolicon.
Fran was cute, don’t get me wrong. With her black hair, white skin, and
fluffy ears, it was hard not to think of her as cute.
But I cared for her the way a parent would. I wasn’t sure if this was my
dormant fatherhood finally awakening or if this was how all swords felt
toward their users. Looking at her peaceful face made me want to protect her
all the more.
Five days…
It’d only been five days, but I didn’t even want to think about leaving
Fran alone. If someone offered to send me back to Earth, I would refuse. That
It was some time after dinner when Fran resumed carving up monster
carcasses. I told her to leave it until tomorrow, but she seemed to be getting
the hang of it and was enjoying herself. I thought she was a bit crazy for
enjoying what was effectively an autopsy, but maybe it was a hobby among
the children of a world inhabited with dangerous monsters.
Just take it easy.
“I will.”
I took a monster carcass from my Pocket Dimension for Fran to work
on. She was getting used to using our Shared Skills. She got rid of the smell
with Cleansing Magic, while washing her carving knife clean with the
occasional water spell.
I should carve up a monster carcass of my own too. As fine of a
monster carver as Fran was, some carcasses were impossible for her to take
apart. It was all a matter of tools. Take, for example, the Tyrant Saber-Tooth I
had laid in front of me: Its ten-meter-long body notwithstanding, its fur and
hide were tough and difficult to penetrate. It took all of Fran’s might to get
the tip of her small carving knife an inch through it. That was when I knew I
had to step in.
Boy was it huge, though. I kept carving and carving, and it felt like
there was no end in sight. But I kept at it because Fran needed to eat, and we
could use the Saber-Tooth’s meat. Back on Earth, the meat of a carnivore
would have a stink that turned you off from it. The rules worked a little
differently here, where maxing out my Cooking skill had enabled me to judge
whether a product was fit for eating. As it turned out, monster meat could be
used to make delicacies that were quite delicious.
The Tyrant Saber-Tooth was one of those monsters suitable for
cooking. I’d have to get rid of the tough parts, but, even then, the giant cat
yielded a large amount of edible meat.
Disassembly also gave me the ability to judge the value of harvested
materials. It made me marvel at just how powerful Skills were in this world.
Just equip some and you were an instant prodigy. Disassembly told me the
Saber-Tooth’s fur and bones could be used to make equipment. The fangs
and mane were especially valuable.
Hello, my name is Yuu Tanaka. I would like to thank you for buying
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The revised manuscript for this novel was initially posted on the
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published when I first wrote the story. I even joked to my friend, “I’ll sign a
copy for you if I get published.”
Well, the website is called Let’s Be Novelists, so I had an inkling of
expectation. Becoming a novelist is my dream and I’ve worked very hard at
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At some point, I started gaining more readers and began climbing the
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Then I got published. I wasn’t confident enough to say something like,
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I’m really glad I posted my work on Let’s Be Novelists.
A final word of gratitude for now.
I would like to thank Micro Magazine for looking at my crude work
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so patient with me in the writing process. I am forever in your debt. Thank
you Llo for making Fran insanely cute; I feel faint every time I see her.
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